Chevalier’s Mind: *Oh no. I can’t believe he messed with my video again…*
Drew: Hey, that’s pretty
funny.
Tony: But not very original. He
did the exact same thing the last time.
Harry: I wonder who the
doc’s man in the production trailer is. Which of those crew guys is he paying
off? Maybe he’s related to one of them!
Amanda: From Nice, France,
weighing in at 600 lbs… the defending STAR HEAT Champion and Challe- uuhhh.
600lbs?… that can’t be ri… uhh… CHEVALIER!
Chevalier walks down the ramp, shaking his
head, and comes into the ring. He does not want nor seek a microphone. Instead,
he stands tall and patiently.
Harry: Looks like the doc
has switched the cards Amanda reads too. What a resourceful, crafty man.
Drew: Do these guys not
like each other or something?
Tony: Dr. Abortion
doesn’t like anyone.
Drew: What? Not even
babies? Haha… get it? I mean… uhh… oh. Has this joke been played to death in
this fed?
Tony: It certainly has.
Right
then, “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi hits.