In about the middle of the show, hrmmm… lets say right after the Transcontinental Match between Ceekay and Neo, the camera’s cut to the Knight Skybox. Chevalier stands with IP Freely, which is still a stupid name.

 

IP: Well. Here we are again Chevalier. Just a short time away from the most hyped rematch in the SHOW’s recent history. You and Dr. Abortion are going at it again for the Dedication Title. Things are different this time though. He’s the champ. Do you feel any differently than you did over a month ago?

 

Chevy: Haha. To tell the truth, yes. Things are a little different. I admit when I make a mistake. I did underestimate Dr. Abortion. But I did not misjudge the man, I misjudged just how low he would sink to get the Dedication title.

 

IP: Do you think you are more or less confident this time around?

 

Chevy: Oh IP, I have the same confidence that I always do. In that sense nothing has changed at all. Doc will try everything he can to come out on top, but in the end, there can be only JUST- uhh, well… you know what I mean.

 

IP: You have unquestionably beaten Dr. Abortion once since your last battle for the Dedication Title.

 

Chevy: Oui. In a fair match, one in which he couldn’t cheat, I beat him fair and retained the STAR HEAT Championship. The doc cannot beat me in a fair match, and he knows it. When push comes to shove he knows he has to cheat. Doc has tried to justify it by saying that cheating is a “skill.” But anyone can cheat. It takes a true wrassler to be able to be a force by themselves. When it was a level playing field, Dr. A was no match for me.

 

IP: Have you prepared yourself for this match?

 

Chevy: Much more than last time. Last month, Dr. A was far from the top of my mind. Barrister and Genocide were still in the SHOW, and I had focused much of my attention on them. The same night that I had to face Dr. Abortion for the Dedication title, I also had to fight his “buddy,” Whi… uhh…

 

IP: Whitelight?

 

Chevy: Yes. Whitelight. I had a lot of things on my mind then. Not to forget that myself and Maximum Michael Gold had an large battle over the STAR HEAT title around that time. But my attentions have been turned to the Doc now, and regaining the title that he never really won.

 

IP: Too bad there is no instant replay in Wrassling, huh?

 

Chevy: Heh. Oui.

 

IP: When all is said and done in this match, you’ve still got to face him again for the STAR HEAT title next week. Any thoughts?

 

Chevy: I’ve beat him before for that title, the man can’t win without chairs and run ins.

 

IP: Though no longer the Skullcrusher Champion, the Doc still acts like all his matches are in that division – bringing weapons to the table. Will the doc be able to cheat?

 

Chevy: Knowing how security has proven itself to be in the SHOW, I’d say the doc will try to cheat, and may even get away with it. That does not mean he will win though. I have enough true skill, enough confidence and vivacity to survive any unfortunate attack from the “good doc.” I’m prepared for everything. The doc is not original; I will see his moves before he even makes them, maybe before he even knows what move he is going to make himself.

 

IP: Al Racino is set to be the Special Guest Referee for this match. Any comments on this?

 

Chevy: I know Al and know him to be an honest man.

 

IP: He’s not a trained referee though, is he?

 

Chevy: Has he gone through years of experience as a referee? No. He has not. But that does not prevent him from calling it down the middle in the way he sees it. With any ref like that there is no way I can lose to a man like Dr. A.

 

IP: Some, probably Dr. Abortion, would say that the referee would be biased in your favor. For one, you’ve hired him as a bodyguard. You and he have an association together. Secondly, maybe Al wants his job back. If so, calling the match in favor of you would be much more likely to earn him his position back than calling it for the doc.

 

Chevy: That’s where your wrong, IP. Calling it in favor of anyone would be a reason for him not to be hired back. If he showed any bias at all, why would the SHOW want him? I don’t think he has any bias or would show any. And beyond that – I have no idea if Al has any interest in coming back to the SHOW, nor am I knowledgeable as to if the SHOW has any interest in him. You would have to ask someone higher up than me.

 

IP: Like someone on the Executive Committee?

 

Chevy: Are you trying to lead this somewhere?

 

IP: Heh. You saw through my attempt at a segway. SPX is what I’m talking about. You and him appear to be a team now, despite the past. You’ve even helped him get pushed up to the EC, from what I’ve seen.

 

Chevy: SPX…L is definitely a different man than the man he was in the past. He’s certainly, well, grown bigger as a man.

 

IP: You’re not kidding.

 

Chevy: That aside, we seem to make a good team. And he does have a sense of humor and irony that makes him likeable, just take his, “Don't Call Us Blackie and Froggie” team name. Great stuff!

 

IP: Err… yes. Dr. Abortion made a guest appearance at a tag match on yours and SPX’s on Tuesday.

 

Chevy: The doc will do anything he can to play mind games or inflict physical damage on an opponent before a match. He is a coward. It sounds harsh, but there is no other way to describe it. He thinks that he can break my will, like so many others. I will prove him wrong tonight like I have proved all the others wrong who have taken a shot at me.

 

IP: I couldn’t help but notice, and I’m a little afraid in asking, but, it seems Dr. A has tried to take an unfortunate situation involving you and a Golf Club to try to insinuate that you are, well, racist.

 

Chevy: I’ve explained it many times before, and I guess I will have to again. I had no idea that the Country Club I had joined was run by a group of bigoted men. Original press releases had identified me with them but now the situation has cleared itself up. It’s obvious I do not share the same view of those ignorant people. After all, didn’t anyone see the actions taken by some of those picketers outside on Tuesday? I didn’t know at the time, but learned later that some of them were protesting against me! And they did it because I spoke out against them and their arcane ways of intolerance!

 

IP: Really? That’s what the group outside was doing on Tuesday? I had heard it was some sort of religious or Christmas celebration.

 

Chevy: I think some of them were. I did see a cross erected. Say, why am I telling you this? I already covered this with your comrade, Kim.

 

IP: Sorry.

 

Chevy: My point is that the doc will scream and cry and shout and use anything he can against me. It’s all a desperate show of inferiority.

 

IP: Dr. A has said you don’t even deserve to be in this match. He’s inferred that the late Holyevil deserved the shot more than you do?

 

Chevy: Ah yes. There has been much tragedy in this fed over the past few weeks. I must say for the season of Joy, December can often be quite somber. Maybe Holyevil deserved a shot. But Holyevil is not around. I am, and the Doc should be worried about me. Because in an hour, he will have less gold to brag about.

 

IP: The doc is set to defend his Tag Titles with Whitelight just a few minutes from now against the team you fought Tuesday, MMX and Nature Boy. Will the doc be at a disadvantage from already fighting once before in the night while you’ve been able to rest?

 

Chevy:  I didn’t book the card IP, so I can’t speak for that situation. It will just give the doc another thing to complain about when I beat him.

 

IP: I know we’ve been running long here, but before we go… is there anything you’d like to add about the special announcer – Drew Carey?

 

Chevy: Well it’s nice to have a celebrity involved with the SHOW. It creates good publicity. I have some connections to Hollywood as most people around here know and I’m glad to see something like this. Not that it will have anything to do with how the match goes.

 

IP: Are you a fan of his shows?

 

Chevy: Yes. He’s a good comedian and he has a lot of talent. How about you?

 

IP: I dunno. I haven’t watched his stuff in a while, I think that hot girl on the show is losing her looks a little.

 

Chevy: …

 

IP: Heh. Not that that means anything. Well. Thanks for your time Chevalier. And good luck in your Dedication Title Match!

 

Chevy: Merci, its always a pleasure M. Freely.

 

The SHOW fades to a much-needed commercial break.

 

Continued…