As “Bad Medicine” hits the PA,
the trio of Dr. Abortion, with Roe and Wade flanking, come up on the entrance
ramp. There they halt and allow a few seconds for their music to play.
(Doctor Abortion Entrance Video)
Burnt: We’re just seconds from action now, both Dr. A and Disciple are
out.
Icehawg: And we’re safely tucked up here, far, far away from the action.
Burnt: Those poor Spanish and Japanese announcers.
Anastasia: From Washington, the District of Columbia, representing the SHOW,
Do-
Dr. Abortion cuts her off with a
microphone of his own.
Dr. A: Hi Disciple!!!
The crowd boos. That’s what
crowds do when they see Dr. Abortion. Really. I’m not kidding, that’s seriously
what they do. I’m talking X-Pac boos. Ouch.
Dr. A: Disciple, it’s surprising not seeing you protecting Hollywood
Hogan… or joining the One Warrior Nation… hehe… hehe…
Roe: *snicker*
Wade: Huh? Oh… the Disciple. I get it.
All three engage in
over-the-top, canned laughter.
Dr. A: But no, seriously. Speaking of nobodies…
(whispering) Roe: I don’t think we were speaking of
nobodies, doc.
Dr. A: I mean, I have never heard of you. And for good reason… you suck…
you’re nothing. I, on the other hand… I am the Doc from DC, I am the Practical
Practitioner, I am the Maniacal Medic, and I am the Physician on a Mission.
With a pause, the
doc gives time for a response.
Disciple: You are a sinner! But soon you shall fall! Blessed is the man
that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly-
Dr. A: Blah blah blah.
Disciple stands, a bit angry.
Tsk, tsk, that’s quite impious of him.
Wade: You got that from Canadian Kid.
Dr. A: No way. CK didn’t invent “blah blah blah.” ANYWAY… the point of
the argument is that I kill babies. Yep, I sure do. Pretty witty play on the
name, huh? I’m quite pleased with it myself. Very subtle.
Roe: That wasn’t the point of the argument.
Dr. A: Egads! You’re right. The point of the argument is that no one can
beat me. Not you, and certainly not-