--- A loveletter written by an inmate of Malheur County Correctional Facility to "The Lovely Kayleen Lusted" found crumpled up in a Fred Meyer grocerie bag by my roomate Adam;



(Use thick redneck accent when reading)


Pg 1. Monday 1:00pm

My Dearest Kayleen

Well I was in a little better mood today entell 2 minuts ago I seen the New Temper Petick Matrase comercial. Theres two people (man and woman) cuddling asleep it almost made me cry I miss you so much. How did all this start?
Last night as I layed away for the 5th night I think I figured it out in a letter to you I rote, me celly was your advasary well thats what I get for triing to be somthing I'm not (smart) I ment Advocate well just proves how stupid I am but still how could you think I'm gay? I'm so confused, I guess I'll never get this world.
Love you verry much

Pg. 2

Well I just worked out 1st of probably 3 times today. Gots to look good for my babe. Now if you'll only touch me. God if you won't I'll surly die on the spot from a brocken heart.
6:00pm Monday
Well I worked out 11:00am, 3:00pm and as soon as my meal settles I'm going to work out again. I'm geting a little fat but also realy big. And the fat will go in 2-4 weeks, it always does. My love well I sure miss you. God let all this crap between us be over. I never could fight with you, it always hurt way too much for my palate I just want to hug and Kissss youuuuu my love XXXXXXXXOOOOOOOs as you say in your letters.

Pg.3 Wed 3:00pm

My Dearest Kayleen, So how are you today, well I'm not so good. I thought I was taking this well. (besides the no sleep) Well I believe the shock (and what a shock you think I'm gay, I'll never be the same) has worn off. I'm so sad I don't know what to do. I guess guess I put to much faith way to soon into our love. Well for that I'll pay the maximum price. My heart will now be cold forever. Never again will I love. I was so sure I would get a letter from you and you would have figured it all was a mistake and all would be well.
None of this makes any sence. I've done nothing rong. I only loved you way to much. I supose well I am and will always pay the maximum price. For that I must become cold, because how can you love another when you've loved the best, the only one for you. Well I supose I'll go on the run again. So I'll defanatly see you again. I hope I'm strong enuf not to cry as I am just lika a baby right now.
God I miss you. Well I've got to go. I'm criing to hard to right and I don't want anyone to see me or I'll be fighting on top of it all.

I love you

Sincerly yours,
Todd

I hate this world.

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