Memorable and Stupid Quotes

Memorable

"Naked jelly women covered in sugar. What more could a guy ask for, really?"
~ Me, about some candies Ragnhild had sent me, 01/05/2003

"Is it okay to say suck my Jesus?" ~ Dais
"If that's what you call it..." ~ Quistis
CE, date unknown.

"Cheated on my girlfriend? Ha. For me, cheating on my girlfriend means switching hands." ~ Enygmatic, CE, 11/15/2002

"Bears, dance with me in the land of apathy. You have tasted the berries of laziness, now drink from the cup of lethargy." ~ Sage of Halo, CE, Anyone up?, 11/06/2002

Chaos_Knight: Any games online that seem interesting?
Maully: Not really in the mood. =/
Chaos_Knight: Oh.
Maully: Still reinstalling a portable anyway..
Maully: Attention is diverted.
Chaos_Knight: Guess I'll play with myself then.
Maully: ...............
~ IRC server, 09/12/2002

"This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed."
~ A toy enthusiast from NJ about the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom (Source: Amazon.com).

"The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
~ My current GameFAQs quote, from a chain letter e-mail I received a while ago.

Marc [At Work]: I have 15 MB on my Geocities account, more than enough for my needs..
GalFord: That's the dick space.
GalFord: >_<
GalFord: GOD, what a typo!!!
Marc [At Work]: Hahahaha!
~ MSN conversation, 08/22/2002

"I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.........."
"Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile......"
~ My friend Nynaeve's GameFAQs quote

"Hehe, I'm in a hyper mood. I need something to jump on. My bed isn't very bouncy, perhaps a trampoline... or a man. Or both." ~ Bulma, CE, Anyone Up? 06/24/2002

"Maybe he meant getting tickets and snacks for yourself and a friend or friends....not everyone goes to the movies alone like you Terran." ~ Ulterior Motive, CE, 04/29/2002

"Tickets: $16. Popcorn and Drinks: $20. Getting kicked out for yelling "Take it all off, Padme!": Priceless" ~ CJayC, Movies: At the Theater board description.

"I cant believe you people are arguing about the aesthetic pleasure of a name..." ~ Eiko, IRC, 04/16/2002

"You know, last time I checked, each of us is responsible for his or her own destiny. If people spent more time examining their actions and less time displacing the fault of the aforementioned actions onto others, they might make more life progress." ~ ffixeiko, Couch, 04/11/2002

"Okay. Almost everybody should be back at their normal user levels. There are 3 or 4 that will go back automatically at midnight, and another 3 I banned because they'd likely be banned in the next week anyway, so I figured I'd save time." ~ CJayC, CE about the Lemmings, 03/28/2002

"It wasn't a joke. It was a slip-up by a moderator. That moderator will be visited by hired goons later tonight. Angry hired goons." ~ CJayC, CE about the Lemmings, 03/28/2002

"And it is sex, digitized and slapped on a DVD." ~ chickenboy, CE about Halo on X-Box, 03/28/2002

"It is not enough for me to say that I love her. I have used this same word to describe my relationship with milk, my television, and those little bagel things with the pizza inside." ~ Penny Arcade, February 1999

"To answer that question, I love you, more then you'll know. I was just too afraid to tell, but now I am fearless." ~ SpyrotheDragon (Amanda), her GameFAQs signature

"Squall was cool at first, until Rinoa wussified him. Tidus was lame throughout, though. So...Squall." ~ Ayemelek, CE, 02/21/2002

"I would love a female preisdent, especially if it meant she could kick other world leaders in the crotch and get away with it or something." ~ Dais, CE, 02/21/2002

"I have a lot of strange fantasies... Some of them involve GameFAQs posters. Wow. Talk about a sick fetish..." ~ Scarlett, LUE, 02/20/2002

"Woe is me, unloved and out of batteries.." ~ Ennui, chat server, 2/20/2002
"What? Delete the dual lightsabres wielding dead sexy lesbian Sith Lord? No way. :Þ" - Serenity, secret board, 2/19/2002
"I want interchangeable genitalia!" ~ madrox, CE, 2/18/2002

"It amazes me how stupid people are sometimes put in charge. Some of them think they know it all, like that police hat has Einstein's brain in it, and when they put it on they're instant know all, see alls." ~ Devin Austra about the GameFAQs chat, sometime in 2001 and place unknown

Stupid

"Its not a matter of how far it goes in. I'd say you are no longer a virgin once you orgasm inside of a girl." ~ LightElf, LUE, 06/20/2002

"I'm not a masturbator.I just want to see you.That's all." ~ sakata, Couch, 03/12/2002