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Somewhere in the world, every eight seconds, a mother is throwing her hands in the air and declaring that her child is a little monster. But for Echidna it was the literal truth. Echidna was called the mother of all monsters, although her children numbered no more than a dozen or so, and many were exemplary offspring and a pride to any parent. They may still roam the earth in the quiet unseen places, waiting the day when a new Hero will come to challenge them. There are many arguments about Echidna's exact lineage, but who amongst us can vouch for every union in our own background ? Suffice to say she was the daughter of powerful mythical beings. Sources agree, though, on her appearance... " half fair-cheeked and bright-eyed nymph and half huge and monstrous snake, a snake that strikes swiftly and feeds on living flesh." (Hesiod, Theogony, 295-303) As an arresting combination of beautiful woman and deadly serpent, it was to be expected that her children were also unusual. Her first born was Orthus, a hard-working cattle dog on an island beyond the pillars of Hercules. Orthus guarded these unique red cattle for Geryon, the strongest man alive at that time. Cerberus, her next son and another fearsome dog, guarded the entrance to the Underworld and very sensibly kept the living from entering the world of the dead. This "brazen-voiced hound of Hades" had three heads of wild dogs abd the tail of a serpent. Another serpent was the nine-headed Hydra, who liked to sun herself on rocks overlooking the sacred wells in the swampy regions of Lerna. She was afflicted with bad breath from sulphurous water -it was said one exhalation could kill a man - and her blood was venomous. The Chimaera was another marvelous combination, displaying the multi-headed family trait with three of them. Not only did she have the head of a lion, a goat, and a snake, her body was in three distinct parts. The top was leonine, the middle like a goat, and the whole ended in the long lashing tail of a serpent. Breathing fire, the Chimaera terrified all of Lycia, killing cattle and scorching the countryside until slain by the Hero Bellepheron. Another of Echidna's daughters was the fierce Crommyonian Sow, who played a leading role on the life of the Hero Theseus. Echidna also produced the Caucasus Eagle (the one that keeps gnawing away at the liver of Prometheus) the Nemean Lion and the riddle-loving Sphinx. Perhaps her favourite child was the shining dragon that guarded the Golden Apples of Hesperos Echidna may also have borne human children. It has been whispered that the Hero Hercules fell in love with her and engaged in an affair that produced three future kings but it seems doubtful that a mother would stoop to dalliance with the murderer of so many of her children. Whatever the truth is, it's now lost in time, but Zeus did decree that the children of Echidna would remain on earth for always, to test the mettle of future Heroes. A fitting task for such marvelous monsters and a credit to their long-maligned mother.
As a Horror writer I've been often and pointedly been asked why I write this stuff. It's not ever said directly, but it's always there: Is there something wrong with you? In my own defense, quite a few people enjoy reading this same stuff and even more get a thrill out of watching it on the big screen. Just to hazard a guess, I'd say most people have in their life read a horror book or seen a horror movie. The question then becomes: What's wrong with us? My first occasions to hear horror stories was as a child in church. I was told that there was a man in a red suit and horns who carried a pitchfork and watched everything I did and wanted to send me to the worst, most horrible place ever if I did bad things. Worse than this, I was told that there was something called 'original sin' and just by being born I was on God's crap list and if I didn't repent for things I'd never done, the man in the red suit would still get me. It didn't seem quite fair to me that my little three year old wrong-doings could earn me the same trip to Hell that someone like Hitler got. I was scared constantly. And that was the point of those stories, to scare little boys into behaving as their parents wanted them to. Fairy tales have the same theme: Obey your parents, or bad things will happen. I can't swear that I remember all of my fairy tales, but I do remember as a child being - probably - unreasonably worried about being eaten. For the time, being eaten seemed about the worst thing that could happen to me and I looked warily at strangers trying to evaluate in my mind whether they would try and eat me. Fortunately, there were very few cannibals in Wisconsin at that time. Jeffrey Dahmer was one, but for the life of me, I can't think of any other Wisconsin cannibals. Oh, wait. Ed Gein - but that's it. Parents frightening their kids is one thing, but why do people want to scare themselves? Did you ever wonder why you paid good money at the bookstore and at the movies for this service that your parents would happily provide you for free? Well, horror stories are about fear, but it's not just about making yourself scared - that alone is no fun. Horror stories are about conquering your fear, and the way they do that is symbolically by creating a monster that represents a fear and by having that monster defeated. Thus it helps you to overcome your subconscious fear/Monster by identifying with the destruction of the one in the story. Works out pretty neat, huh? Here's how it plays out in a few familiar scenarios. Frankenstein, by Mary Shelley, was thought to the first real science fiction book, although it really is a horror story. In the story Victor Frankenstein discovers the secret of life - itself! As an experiment he creates for himself a man sewn together from cadavers and then embues it with life, and then seeing what an awful looking creature he's created, he abandons it. He does this because it looks so hideous, though for the life of me, I can't figure out why he had to make the thing out of several icky corpses instead of just finding one beautiful one and giving that one life. Anyways, the monster runs away and then comes back to haunt him and he has to destroy it. The explanation for Frankenstein is that the monster represents science and the Victorian fear that science and progress had gone too far. Science, once the obedient servant of mankind, had, like Frankenstein's monster, broken free and turned against its master - us. A hundred or years later this same theme is echoed in the movie The Terminator, only this time the science that breaks free is computer science. Computers, our formerly docile servant, turn against us and band together to become one giant warlike mind which for some reason or other decides that all humans must perish throughout time. I guess we had it coming to us. Vampires, another popular monster, have represented the once prevalent infectious disease that used to regularly wipe out giant swathes of human population. In modern times, Vampires have been reinterpeted to be kind of sexy, that is, they represent the dark sexual impulses people have inside themselves that they also think may destroy them. Vampire stories, then, become our victory over our dark, forbidden desires. Which are represented by those sexy, sexy vampires. Sex is a constant theme in the slasher movies. The Scream movies brilliantly satirize this by having the teen-agers in the movie aware of the conventions of the genre they are living through, yet helpless to change them as those conventions become their fates. In the slasher movies young girls fear of their own sexual maturity is confronted symbolically by the slasher who represents teen-age boys through the menace of wielding the very Freudian penis/knife. You'll notice that the heroine that inevitably prevails in these movies is the virgin who never succombs to the temptation of sex and not coincidentally, does not succomb to the slasher, either. My favorite monsters are the ones from the Japanese monster movies, Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and, of course, Monster Zero. The reason I love these monsters is that they are political monsters. Think about it: Godzilla is a giant, super-powerful radioactive monster who comes from over the sea who is created by radioactivity and then attacks Japan with that same radioactivity. Sound familiar? (Hint: It's America). All these monsters from overseas are constantly attacking Japan and being beaten up by the cohesion of the Japanese people. Now, the obvious question for me - being a horror writer and all - is: What are the symbolic monsters in my book, Breakfast with the Antichrist? Well ... I'm not telling.
Monsters of Traditional Lore: Dinosaurs by Other Names? Virtually every culture on earth has an oral tradition of human encounters with large, strange beasts that are unknown to us today. The commonly accepted theory is that the dinosaurs disappeared long before humans appeared. So, what were these creatures our forebears spoke of, and what happened to them? From the fossil record, we have considerable knowledge about huge creatures that are no longer present in the animal kingdom. Though they varied greatly in terms of size, shape, diet, habitat, and mode of motility, we collectively call all such long-extinct species "dinosaurs." Why they disappeared, we can only speculate. Standard evolutionary theory holds that some catastrophe, such as a devastating meteorite, struck the earth about 65 million years ago, rendering it uninhabitable for many species. The creationist perspective favors a much more recent time frame for the dinosaurs' demise, with "old-earth" creationists occupying somewhat of a middle ground between the evolutionists and the "new-earth" creationists, who date the earth at somewhere around 10,000 years. Creationists pretty much agree that the disappearance of the dinosaurs was caused by the Genesis Flood and/or the global geological and climatic changes that transpired thereafter. The critical difference between the theories is whether or not dinosaurs co-existed with humans. The Bible talks about monsters, naming Leviathan and Behemoth. Dragons appear in the Babylonian creation story; Nebuchadnezzar built the city of Babylon with depictions of dragons all over the walls and on his seal. Ancient Egyptians used images of dragons to protect their palaces. Both ancient Greeks and Romans had dragon mythologies, as do China, Japan, India, and Mesopotamia. Europe has an especially rich tradition of dragons. The Vikings carved dragons on their ships. Britain alone has nearly 200 sites identified with dragon lore; Celtic kings were called "dragons"; Wales has the dragon as its national symbol. All over England are places named for dragon slayings, and several local festivals have continued to re-enact the killing of the resident dragon since ancient times. The gargoyle—gargouille in French—began as a dragon that "gargled" (spouted water) in an attempt to flood a French city. An archbishop disempowered the beast using the sign of the cross, and the gargoyle became a sign of protection that has adorned churches and other buildings since the Middle Ages. North America has its share of dragons. Mexican history has Quetzalcoatl, part serpent and part beautiful bird; The Algonquin Indians of North America worshipped a dragon named Piasa; the Apache tribe had one called Chiricahua. Interestingly, while Western dragons are portrayed as man-eating and evil, Eastern dragons are considered good, kind, and intelligent. In the western world, dragon killers have been celebrated, with 40 made into saints, the best known being Saints George, Michael, Catherine, and Margaret. In Medieval times, the dragon was considered a symbol of paganism and non-Christian beliefs, even of evil or the Devil. Monster sightings continue into the present. In January of 1909, over 100 witnesses in the New Jersey-Pennsylvania area reported seeing the "flying devil," claiming it had a piercing scream and glowing red eyes. In the 1950s through '70s, bipedal reptilian creatures, nicknamed the Loveland Frog or Lizard Man, were reported in Ohio, New Jersey, Kentucky, and South Carolina. At about that time appeared Mothman, a creature resembling a bird, but missing its head, with red eyes where its shoulders should be. Mexico and Puerto Rico have Chupacabra--"goat sucker"--with recent sightings in the southwestern United States; Mongolia has the Death Worm. Another interesting observation is that the "monsters" tend to get smaller as time goes on. So, what's the truth about all these weird creatures? Are they real? I read somewhere that paleontologists have found evidence that the dinosaurs' habitat was already dwindling because of drastic environmental change before the asteroid (or whatever catastrophe) struck, and that the asteroid was merely the final blow. Take that a logical step further, and maybe they did die in a flood, or soon thereafter, and maybe the catastrophe was a coincidence--not connected to the dinos' demise at all. And maybe not all of them died; maybe some yet live. © Lisa J. Lehr 2006
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