WEIRD THING!
ok... so it's like quarter past 12 right?... and i'm just chillin listening to some music up in my room and typin up a twista... and... jonah comes busting in my room telling me i got a phone call... i'm like... damn dude... be glad i didn't have my pants down or you would feel that much better about yourself... anyway... the conversation went kinda like this:
(guy's voice) hello?
(bewildered me) hello?
(guy's voice) here, i got somebody who wants to talk to you.
(girls voice) hello? dave? mumble mumble mumble inaudible background conversation, which i should point out is prevalent thoughout the entire "conversation" along with laughter on both sides of the amc ameritech phone line... hmmm... maybe i need to find some way to seperate dialogue and my thoughts?...
(still bewildered, but slightly intriguied me) yeah? who is this?
(girl) it's my birthday! we're really drunk!
(me) how did that happen?
(girl) maybe this will help...
(different girl? or maybe just lowered her voice? : \ ) hello?
(now a thouroughly confused me) yeah, what's goin' on?
--POUNDING ON THE FUCKING KEY PAD ON MY PHONE THAT'S TURNED UP TO FULL VOLUME!!! THAT'S WHAT'S FUCKING GOING ON!--
(still different girl) sorry... here
(me) what?...
(origianl girl) it's my birthday! we're really drunk! (no you're not having deja vu either...) my boyfriend's... ehhhhh i kinda lost interest after that word... where do you live david lischka?
(very confused how they know/why they're using my whole fucking name... unless it's my mom trying to dupe into something...) up in west tower.
(girl) north tower?
(me) yes... north tower...
(girl) what are you doing david lischka?
(me being honest and not drunk) just chillin up in the dorms listening to some music...
(girl) what tower are you in?
(me actually starting to get annoyed...) west...? (aka i haven't moved in the 30 seconds since you asked me last!)
(girl) what floor?
(me) 7... thought you knew... (said like when you're doing something and you're making fun of someone cuz they didn't know what you were doing and they asked what you were doing and instead of telling them what you were actually doing you say "though you knew..."... lol max is probably the only person on earth who knows what i'm talking about right now... beside the guy from quantum leap... that guy was a genius!)
(girl) it's my birthday! we're really drunk! can we come over david lischka?
(me) ain't a damn thing going on over here, its up to you if you want to liven this jazz up a bit...
(girl) we're being really loud because it's my birthday! and we're really drunk!
(me) really?... cuz you hide it pretty good!
(girl) we'll call you up some time when we're not so drunk and then we can hang out ok david lischka?
(me) bet... you're the one who's got the birthday today right? (half ass sarcasm)
(girl) YAY! it's my birthday!
(me) hey, be sure and party like a god-damn rock star!
(girl) hell yeah! we'll see you later david lischka... (maybe something about it being her birthday?... i don't really remember...)
ok... as weird as that shit fucking sounds... hell i can't believe it myself really... but that shit happened... i just wish i woulda had a fucking tape recorder... and that is seriously pretty much what was said other than a couple "what's" and stuff because there must have seriously been a marching band in their room... my guess is some fucking drunk people took a look at the dorm directory, somehow managed to find someone sober enough to work the phone (aka the guy at the beginning of the convo) and hence them calling me by my last name all the time... all i'm saying is it did sound like they were really, RREEAALLYY fucking krunked... chalk that up as another milwaukee experience... see what you guys get to look forward to?! (intended toward joel & jeff)
(hiccup)?