Feb. 14
En fuego! So far this weekend has been off da heezey like an autumn breezey... not quite sure what that means... just like the word autumn i guess... that and transcendiary... anyway... in case y'all ain't hearrrd... joel came down from the gb... and jeff, mike, and matt all came up from raycizzlemah and we all hung out south of the columbian border! we didn't really do anything so exciting you would either be thrown into a relentless ambush of convulsions or where you would give up eating your pourage... but i know i shure had a fuckin blast doing it! mike and matt had to leave at rounds bout middynight (mike had work the next morn at app-rox 8, so matt had to catch a ride home with him) and jeff and joel stayed over. we were up gellin' like a felon... or chillin' like milli vanilli...n... til upwards of 6 am-ish... that's metric time for army time of 600 hours... you'll understand one of these days young grasshopper... we (and by we i mean i : P ) crashed out around 630 and woke up bout 11. jeff and joel were already up... my guess is they were boosting cars and beating up old ladies with their own walkers... but that's just me. : P but we ended up hittin up noodles and atomic before they had to go... i got the wrong cd and jesus... jeff got... jeff got a lot... they ended up having to leave a tip after duece. (right now my hair makes me look like don johnson... i'm guessing... i don't really have any "solid" or "concrete" "evidence" to base this off of... i don't have a mirror... nor do i have an acurate artist rendition of one said mr. don johnson... he did the voice of lt. falcon in g.i. joe the movie!... : \ ) after they left i pretty much spent my time trying to clean up, trying to do homework, and trying to manifest tropical fruit of sorts from my nether regions... otherwise known as my "underworld"... "see, look at all that water" - "that means she must really like the environment... or she likes to be alive!" (ha jeff and joel know : P ) had to go in to work at 6... actually had a pretty fun time with charlie (aka crimes lol ya shady hooligan! : P ) felt kinda bad for the guy though, he had reservations he had to cancel cuz he was working... blah... funny how that word works... reservations... hmmmm... intrigery... wah pedals rawk! than after work i hung out with katie for a little while... tonight was a very interesting night in many senses of the word... mike... i think you're the only one who knows what i'm talking about... (p.s. please keep it that way, doin' the fifth amendment and doin' it well!... anally... and givin it el burro de espanol! lol : P ) oh yeah... a kinda weird thing happened the other night too when jeff and joel were over... when we were chillin in the room around like 3ish i think these peeps come over and look at us and say "that album rocks!" after coming to a group consensus that they must both be shrooming we whole-heartily concur... after reazlizing the complete and utter look of bewilderment present on our pates they issue us the words "chinese dinner, johan... (or jonah... i'm only half dysiclex) showed us the dc... (sigh... its late/early... cut a guy some slack would ya? eh?... EH?!) which one of you guys made that?"... and this is where things start to unravel at the seams of the dress which was hemmed in el salvador by a hispanic puto named "viva la revolucion"... but my question is how did he get the cd?... cuz i left it in my diskman... which was where it still was... and question number red... how did they know the track names?... cuz they said their favourite track was "hey the cat (techno remix)"... and i still haven't found out what ever became of aunt margeret until this day... hmmm either i could use a haircut... or the regulation size goal in soccer is becoming much more... average... "can't it be both?" lol... family guy quote... (before i forger, jeff, if you're reading this post in my guestbook, but be sure to put anything and's website on it somewhere so i can put it in my links page! thanks playa j beezy!) anways... it's been a very long and cah-razy brick of a night... gonna write a bit in my thoughts page and hit the ol' dusty trail... lates
Feb. 16
well... i got some stuff to write aboot... but i'm way too tired to write/right now... i'm cotemplating getting a piercing on my lip though... i've had a pen clipped to it for like 17 hours now... and it just feels really cool... having weight on it and stuff... meh... anyway... i gotta sleep right now... i'll prolly have time to write up in this piece when i'm at work tomorra... peace 4 now...
Feb. 18
well... what started as an awesome and wacky day seemed to go right down the fucking shitter at around 11 pm... aaaaand the worst part is... i have no fucking clue why... oh well... maybe if i start somewhere around 32 b.c. i'll figure out what happened?... woke up this morning... no real big surprise there... on time?... now that is new territory... but i managed to get it done... ummm... made it to geo... talked bout volcanoes... and lava... and stuff... calc... did 2 problems all hour... that was the fucking class... hey! i just spent $25000 to find the derivitive of a function that i'll never need to know in life! nothing really happened after that... i came back to the dorms... had some gatorade and lunch... all out of s'more poptarts... fuckshit!... i think i maybe sorted all the papers in my drawers alphabetically based on the 3rd word of the 9th sentence... shit... i seriously can't remember what happened... i hate my memory... right?... where am i?... anyway... so point being... there was a point?... ok... get a hold of yourself... why am i typing this?... ok... ready... i don't know... i didn't have much time anyway... (do you think they had to call it a tYme machine because of copyright infringement?... food for thought...) went to work at like 1... listened to Chinese Dinner on the way over... guilty as charged... anyway... work had it's ups and downs... nobody really payed any attention to me... especially when i took all of the money out of the safe and papercliped the cymbal-toting monkey to the left of the punch clock... i think natasha was the only person who was talking to me... charlie didn't really seem to care when i told him happy birthday and how when his mom called yesterday and i answered she thought i was him and she yelled happy birthday to me... i think everyone just has a lot on their minds though... they're all still way cool and nice at least... saw anna for like 2 minutes... she's a real cool person to hang out with though... anyway... after work i got some dinner and was just walking around the dorms and wondering aimlessly through the girl's bathroom in the lobby... didn't really do much except for homework/studying/absofuckinglutely nothing until like 8ish when nick called me up and we went to go see kill bill... my first time... that movie frickin' rawked! rawked like... my geology class! (ha... get it?... rocks!?... : \ ) anyway... after the movie me and nick met a very intergestery (intriguing and interesting... combined into one unstoppable force) person... dude was very outgoing, and wish i could be a little more like him... minus being so informative... the last thing that i need to hear is how you made 40 large in four fucking months making a god-shit made for tv movie on usa... or maybe his obsession with joan rivers, bathing old people and his muppets stamp fucking collection... (so he didn't actually say any of those things... but he didn't deny 'em either! eh? EH?! and yes... for the record... he did tell us how he made $40000 making a usa movie in vegas...) but, if you're gonna have a story like that, "i was in a movie when i was 16; yeah, i remember when i was 38 cuz i was in a movie" bullshit... AT LEAST MAKE SURE YOU REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR AGE FUCKING CONSISTANT DURING THE FUCKING STORY FUCK-ASS!!! that didn't make me feel like crap though... i actually found it rather entertaining... although it did kinda cross the "get the fuck away from me" line when mother fucker followed us inside... still talking about stars wars or something... : \ anyway, i get back up to my room and talk to my kurt, jonah, amber, and this other guy for a couple, than come back in my room, at which point they start playing marc anthough... please... spare me the marc anthony... i think he's done enought damage to our youth for three centuries... you know... i think i would bring back the ebola fucking virus if it meant the first victim was that latin sex god... (sarcasm? nooooooo... \: \ ) the first \ ( <--- that thing ) was the ol' slanted eyebrow... tell 'em like is jeff! lol... is anybody else as confused as i am right now?... i also just realized... this is practically my college and my thoughts page combined... maybe i'm just gettin lazy in my old age?... or maybe i just suffer from e.d.d.?... oh well... drink up and ENJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! p.s.... really... REEEEEALLY fucking weird thing just happened and click here to read about that shit if you want... HERE! p.p.s. a big shot out and thank you to joel for tryin' his damnedest to cheer me up... lol...
Feb. 19
me am muy sleepado!!!... just got back from econ... where i passed out... but anyway... today's been a pretty good day... a really good day actually... can't really tell you the main reason why here... if you know where to look you'll get the full story at 10 though... anyway... started out kinda crappy... i almost missed my calc discussion... again... i think this is only the 2nd thursday one i've made it to... oh yeah... and i think i had a test in calc last friday... which i would've missed... me not going and all... greeeeeeat... but class was class... than went to history... which didn't even happen!!! that's right allie! history never took place! lol the class that is... the prof never showed... hope he didn't have like a stroke and fall down some elevator shafts or something... so i came back here and studied up for my geo lab and my history quiz... and yes... i actually did study for once in my cock-balled life... than it was off to the geo lab where our group was the first to finish! and i got the extra credit question right! BOOYAH! actually had a pretty fun time... various reasons... ; )... : P only got 4 wrong on my history quiz!... which is decent... coulda done a lot worse... how i managed to get birmingham, alabama and the battle of the north atlantic confused... the world may never know... lol... so it wasn't anything that obvious that i fucked up on... but 3 out of the 4 that i did get wrong were in the u.s.... lol... shows ya how much i care aboot this country eh?... : P god bless america! : P... now you're probably wondering which one is the sarcastic remark and which one is the sarcastic remark eh?! : P... how's bout we meet at a happy median and call it quits... so than after history was work... for an hour lol... was actually a fun time though... me and laura and charlie pretty much just talked the whole time... if anyone wants to know what charlie's like... i swear to god if you've ever seen the commercial for the new elisha cuthbert movie "the girl next door" charlie is almost identical to the guy in the car that says "always leave 'em wantin' more." lol... hey i don't know if i've ever mentioned this before, but the other day i had my tv on mute cuz jonah was listening to some music on my cd player... and fresh prince was on... and... well... i found myself able to quote practically the entire episode word for word... lol... does it make me a pervert because it was the episode where they went to the playboy mantion?... "sssshh... they think i'm the black dude from the mod squad!" lol "my man link!" anyway... after work and a quick stop at the local burger kind i was off to the races to hit up my econ class... and from there... the rest is history... WHICH I HAD NO LECTURE TODAY!... COUNT IT!
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