| Instructions for making a Snow Angel in your underwear | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Go outside and observe weather conditions. Snow = good. Note: if you live in Florida, the weather will most likely not be conducive to making snow angels in your underwear. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Remove clothes and see if the coast is clear. Your neighbors probably already think you're an idiot, but this one's kind of tough to play off. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Lay on your back in the snow and extend your arms and legs. WARNING: this will be cold. You're laying in the snow in your underwear genius! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Move your arms and legs up and down. You might look like a spastic moron, but that's normal. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Congratulaions!! You just made your first snow angel in your underwear. Your mom is going to be very proud of you. I know mine will. Disclaimer: Being outside in sub-zero weather in your skivvies for extended periods of time can be hazardous to your health. Frostbite, hypothermia, or even death can result. Please consult a physician before beginning this procedure. |
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