Transcript of Interview with Winner of Week 1

DB: Congratulations 'Mocktail' on your fine wine (win). You had the lowest Pin Fall in the first game but then wrapped it up in the next two. What happened? Mocktail: Well to tell you the honest truth, I did not want to leave the others way behind, so I thought that I would experiment in the first game. However, no one really capitulated on the chance that I gave them and I therefore decided to wrap things up in the next two. Simple as that. DB: What was the competition like? Mocktail: Crap DB: We have heard rumours that the wives are not too happy with this 'Boys Night Out' thing. Mocktail:This is perfectly natural behaviour for the guys and should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out bowling is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle a relationship better than the man being away for a night or two (It's a great time for the women to clean the house too). And heres my advice for the women, the best thing to do when your husband's returns is to cook him a nice meal. DB: What was the most defining moment of the 'Bash' Mocktail: When we pulled up at the Drive Way of the DBC and saw 'Mosambi Mahd' dressed up as a PIMP. DB: Any tips to your opponents on how to better their game? Mocktail: Yes. Watch and learn from the 'Master and Commander' i.e. ME DB:Who do you think will be the 'Bastard' to watch out for next week. Mocktail: ME...AGAIN!!! Well, whaddya expect OR Maybe 'CAJEW VALLY', but then from what I've heard he's been getting a lot of grief from his wife lately. Probably if she quietens down a bit, he might be able to "PERFORM' (if you know what I mean). DB: Any other DB's who might be the dark horses for next week. MOcktail: Well, the Bev Da is always going to be breathing down my neck and then ofcourse theres Kill Kenny, who is always in the shadows of somebdoy elses brilliance. We'll have to wait and see until next week. DB: Do you think this event will have any effect on the Iraq crisis? Mocktail: Are you fuc&^%g mad? Ofcourse it will, the whole world is watching us perform. Why only recently GN did an article on us. Didn't you read it?