Everyone in the mall flees in horror. The gentlepervs try to keep their eyes on the others but when the dust clears everyone has vanished. The mall's security doors kick in and shut the place down. No one can escape.. One perv takes it apon himself to lead. He raises his hands and sends the directions , the pervs disperse.
Evilperv and Savannah arrive out in the parking lot. He holds his nose "Goddamn what smells like damp crotch?" He looks at the air freshener shaped like a penis and throws it out."Thats horrible!" He quickly puts up the rotten pussy freshener . Savannah sees her chance to escape. Savannah gets out and tries to make a run. Evilperv wonders why he even bothers and starts the van back up. "Bitch!" He looks into his rear view mirror . "SHIT!" The Hannaford truck slams into the van and topples it over. Savannah runs to the mall but the doors are locked.
Dusty and Heroicperv step out of the truck. Dusty can smell the air freshener from the van and gets hungry "Somebody makin tuna fish?" Suddenly Evilperv jumps from the wreck and lands in front of them , the ground splits and sends the others on their backs. Heroicperv brings out a shotgun and blasts a hole through his stomach. Evilperv doesn't seem to notice. The hero continues with punches , one back throught the hole. He screams out in pain , Evilperv has already begun to heal , heroicperv's arm is stuck in the wound. Evilperv snaps his arm off at the elbow. Dusty jumps on his back but Evilperv simply reaches back and jabs his clawed thumb into his eye.. Dusty falls down blinded.. Evilperv reaches down and stick his hand in Dusty's mouth , ready to rip his jaw off but something catches his eye. He looks up to see Nick and Lynnette a ways away. He leaves the others and heads over in their direction.
Savannah gets into the Hannaford truck and speeds toward Evilperv. He quickly turns around. "You could have been my angel . . . I would have given you so much. If I can't have you noone will." He mocks slitting his throat to show her her days are numbered , she doesn't slow down. He jumps up and crashes into the windshield. "Hi honey". He slams his hands down and crushes her legs. She cries out and loses control , the truck tips over and crashes through the mall.
Inside the mall. A perv hears the commotion and is distracted , Kev and Kittie run out of Spencers together. "Quick" Kev screams , "oily me up" Kev takes his shirt off as she rubs massage oil on him. He takes a whip and paddle and than runs toward the perv. " Fuck you seagull!" He drops on the ground and slides across the floor in the perv's direction but he's oiled up too much and slides past him and out of view. Kittie is faced alone with the perv. She sees Kevin sliding back this way and flashes the perv to distract him. However Kev once again slides past them. "I saw your boobiesssssssssssssssssss . . . " Kev slams into a wall , his head smashed in. She grabs a paddle and runs at the perv . She quickly paddles his ass. He just smiles. She quickly slaps the whip around his neck but the perv thrusts his hand into her and snaps her back. She falls to the ground paralized. Evilperv walks in. "Nice work" He takes the whip and yanks it , pulling his head off. He turns to Kittie. "My world , my rules , NOONE lives." He slams his foot down on her.
Meanwhile Tristan is being beaten by a group of pervs , he quickly eats a star crunch and regains power. He caves in a few heads than swings his head around and catches a perv in his beard. The perv suffocates and dies.
Bob and Josh are at the food court. Bob quickly steps up. "Quick use me as a frisbee" Josh spins him around and takes out a few pervs.. He lands in front of a perv. Josh quickly yells " Look its Jesus!" but the perv isn't distracted. Jesus does in fact walk by . "Hey guys where can I buy sandals?"
Meanwhile Jimmy is outside smoking. A perv sees him and runs outside under the hotsun. "Damn you , you tricked me! I'm an albino , I don't tan I burn." The perv blows up. Nicole walks by. Jimmy tells her the situation to which she begins crying. "I'm introduced too late in the movie , I won't survive this" The two walk in togther just as perv runs by and snaps her neck. Jimmy runs for it.
Tristan , Bob , Josh , and Jimmy meet up in the middle. Dusty rushes in , helping the heroic perv stand. More and more pervs aproach , surrounding them. At that moment the sound of a riding lawnmower can be heard. Nick and Lynnette drive through a few pervs , cutting them up into little pieces. Now everybody has met up. Josh smiles. "Treacherous three reunited" "How you doin' perv?" asks Bob. "Look around there are many pervs , but only one Captainfarkoff" Everybody takes a fighting stance. "FUCK EM UP!!" The group runs over to the nearest perv and rips them apart. The group has raided several stores , attacking the pervs with cds , pencils , sex toys , garden supplies and animals. Bob pulls back a catapult , "Fling thee burning hamster!" "burning hampster , check" They take out a perv. "Load thee burning turtle of death""Check!" "Fling thee burning puppy of doom" "NOOOOOO , puppies are too cute!" The pervs quickly aproach, "Fling thee burning havoc sloth"
Nick isn't doing too good , he is pigpiled under a group of pervs. He finds the strength to fight back. "I . . . will not . . . die . . . . a virgin" He quickly tosses them off him .
Dusty , Jimmy and Josh quickly show up wearing disquising , Dusty has a rainbow shirt , Josh a chinese shirt and Jimmy paints himself to look black. They stand before the pervs. Jimmy is fearless. "Look guys we're minorities now. If anybody kills us this movie will be protested , Nick's broke , he can't afford a lawsuit." Tristan tries to warn Jimmy but its too late. "Jimmy who always dies first in a horror movie?" "OH SHIT!" Evilperv's hand bursts through his stomach. "The black guy"
Dusty runs at Evilperv but is quickly killed , "Enough fucking games" Only a few pervs are left , they seem to back up , afraid of Evilperv.
Nick gets back on the lawnmower. "You're just a part of me , you're nothing , lets end this" He runs into him pinning him against the lawnmower. He keeps driving , eventually sending both flying through a wall.
Savannah is in the room too , trying to crawl away. Lynnette quickly runs in. She has 2 large knives in her hands. She smiles at Savannah , "Now who's the bitch?" but before she can cut her Evilperv swipes her. Lynnette is sent flying across the room. Evilperv stands above Savannah. "You can thank me later." She barely has the strength to say "fuck you"
Evilperv doesn't appreciate her lack of gratitude and kicks her in the ribs.
Nick runs over to Lynnette. "Are you ok . . . " Lynnette is bleeding all over the place and can barely breathe. He gets down and tries to help her , almost completely forgetting about Evilperv.
Evilperv is unsympathetic. "Forget it , she'll be dead soon." All of his wounds heal . Nick feels there may be no way to stop him.
Nick holds Lynnette but knows she doesn't have much longer.
Evilperv picks Savannah up , the mall has begun to play a soft song. "Dance with me" "Fuck off" He holds her up and slow dances with her. "It'll be over soon , I'll show you everything." "First you wanna kill me , now you love me?" "I just think together we have everything. We can never be killed." She laughs at him. "you're nothing. A pety emotion. The worst of all emotions , jealousy. No matter what happens you'll never win , you'll always want bigger better things , things you can never have. Like me" She spits in his face "You will never win." He smiles at her. "Maybe not but this will be fun". He snaps her neck and drops her to the ground.