In a rage Nick jumps out and throws a knife to Evilperv. The demon is confused. Nick taunts him. "Lets do this . . . anime style , bitch" Nick grabs his knife and runs at the Evilperv. They jump up 20 feet in the air and exchange punches. The last punch their fists meet , causing a sonic boom , the two fly back in opposite directions. The two get up and rush at each other again.
Bob , Josh and Tristan are getting tired but continue attacking the few pervs left. Heroicperv shoves his bloody stump through another perv's head. Josh shoves a cross necklace into a perv's eye. It falls to the ground and Josh assumes he's dead.He puts the necklace on "Bling bling motherfu . . . . " The perv jumps up and tightens the necklace , slicing his neck open. Josh quickly bleeds to death. The perv is now covered in blood. He looks at the others and quickly feels the bloodlust
Evilperv runs sideways on to a wall , Nick does the same. The two run until they meet in the middle , their knives collide in a shower of sparks. Eventually the knives become red from the heat. Steam rises. Nick quickly slashes Evilperv's arm open. Evil falls back . Nick rushes over and continues slicing him. The two are up against locked in combat. Evilperv smirks at Nick. "Pray to god lately?" "Ever felt like a woman in a man's body lately?" Evilperv lowers his head. "Everyday" Nick hjumps up 15 feet and punches down on Evilperv. Evilperv slides across the floor 30 feet , leaving a thick indent in the ground. Nick rushes at him.
Bob and Tristan see a few pervs cowering in a corner. "Awwwww " Bob says , "They're harmless , do we still attack them?" "Yep" Tristan cuts them limb from limb with a chainsaw.
Meanwhile Nick has stopped his advance he drops to his knees after the pervs were killed. Forgotten emotions force themselves back into his body , fear , depression ,shame . Nick looks up at the monster in front of him and backs up , horrified.. Evilperv laughs and aproaches.
There is only one more perv before the three. He's chased to the tipped over lawnmower. The three knock him down and stand above him. Tristan smiles , "Once again man conquers over bird" The perv smells gasoline. He looks to see the leak.. "I got a bird for ya" He gives em the finger. "That was weak" "Yeah , you're so immature you stoopid boogerface" He lights a match and throws it at the lawnmower. Bob is engulfed in flame and forgets to stop drop and roll , he's cooked extra crispy and dies. It smells like chicken. Tristan has a blade wheel sticking out of his head. He pulls it out. "It'll take more than that to put me down." He throws it on the ground , it ricochets off the ground and goes through his face , killing him. The heroic perv is barely hanging on to life. He stumbles away.
Meanwhile Nick is being beaten worse than Michael Jackson's dick while watching Barney and friends. He's horrified and weak , constantly being thrown around the room.Evilperv jabs a hand into Nick's stomach. A fatal punch , Nick waits for death. Evilperv laughs at him "You're pathetic , far too human." Again Nick is kicked in the ribs and sent across the room. He lies there spitting up blood.
Heroicperv crawls over to where the two are fighting and knows if he doesn't do anything Nick will be killed. He takes a knife out of his pocket .He tries to crawl over to them but knows he's in no shape to fight. He has one desperate idea left. He takes the knife and cuts his throat. He passes away a few feet from them.
The evilperv is still laughing as he walks over to Nick , but Nick is being fueled with a new emotion: pride. Nick jumps up and slashes the perv. "Do your worst , I'm still here." Evilperv lets out an angry growl and rushes at Nick. He jumps back and cuts his back , sending Evilperv to the ground. He looks down at him. "I've come too far to let a mere emotion ruin everything I've worked for. You're nothing." Evilperv jumps up."You can't kill me , I'm bigger than you could ever imagine."
"Bigger than my dick?" "Hey man , I said big not huge" (shut up its my movie , at least let me have a big one in my movie) The two fight again.
Nick slashes at him rapidly , in a bliding fury he goes mad at the evilperv. He steps back. The evilperv stands back in shock. His intestines fall out. The evilperv falls on his back. Nick stands above him but the demon tries to reason with him. "If you kill me I still win. Do you want me back inside you. can you take that pain again. Remember this , you'll have to watch everyone you love find comfort within someone else. You think you can deal with that? Jealousy's a bitch. I factor more into your life than you'll ever admit. You don't need that back , do you?"
"I used to think I was alone. Everybody goes through what I feel. I'll deal." The last thing evilperv sees is Nick's foot crashing down in his direction. Evilperv's head is caved in.
Nick falls to the ground , the wound taking its toll on him. His pain is unbearable. Not wanting his last moments to be alone he crawls over to Lynnette and falls into her arms. He waits to die. Evanescance's "My Immortal" begins playing. Nick rolls his eyes , "what a sappy ending" Lynnette's hand brushes his face. Nick looks to her surprised "Lynnette!" "Nope" She throws him across the room.
The evil that had possessed Savannah now takes over Lynnette's body. Nick stays down , knowing he can't fight. Sudennly Savannah's voice pops into his head"Don't give up." "Huh?" He feels spirits enter his body. He hears Josh "Tear her apart man" His body is lifted , hovering above the ground , arms outstretched in a messiah pose. Kev's voice enters "Fuck up those seagulls!"
Lynnette looks on confused.
"We can do this" he hears. Too many voices in his head. The power is too much and his nose starts to bleed. He looks to Lynnette " Too much , take em its yours " In an instant the souls fly into Lynnette , pinning her against the wall. She screams out in pain.
One more voice enters his mind , Lynnette. "Lets send her back to hell" He jets his hand forward and sends the spirit into Lynnette's body , causing it to explode. Nick is thrown back onto Savannah. He feels the energy leaves him and pulls closer to her. "I'm so cold" the Evanescance song starts up again. "fuck it" He dies.
THE END