| All of a sudden the font gets bigger and people can stop bitching about not being able to read it. Just than the apartment begins to shake. Everybody hears the sound of a reving van. Lynnette looks out the window to see the blue van race towards the apartment. "It's him , the real Nick!" The driver gives the devilhorn salute and speeds at the apartment. The van hits head on but doesn't harm the apartment. Instead the perv is flung through the windshield and into the apartment. He picks himself up off the floor. "That didn't work" He looks back at the piece of shit van now obliterated. Josh looks at him "Shoulda wore your seatbelt" "I did" He picks up a broken seatbelt. "Good to have you back" Bob says. "I'm not him , but I'll get you out of here. Quick through the window!" The perv stands before the other pervs. "With anime attacks I throw down yo ass. He puts on a pair of shades. He rushes over to the first perv"shangoo super kick to the head" Obviously the enemy knows what hes gonna do and blocks it.The three of them beat the shit out of the heroic perv. The heroic perv quickly grabs one and throws him too close to the Tv. "NO MY EYES WILL GO BAD!" He backs off. The heroic perv quickly uses his time to jump out the window and escape. Outside Sadistic and Rage battle on. Theya re distracted by the sound of weeping. Another perv sits in a corner sulking. Torn up pictures lie beside him . He whispers to himself. "Why can't you see we're supposed to be together? I'd never hurt you." He lies down on the concrete , fragile and alone. Rage runs at him but is shot down and killed. Evil perv stands before him. "Easy fella , you're bringing us a little too much attention" Back at the cabin Nick's body is being overwhelmed by feelings of hate. He is no longer emotionless. Savannah looks to him " Whats happening is he getting angry?" Smartassperv stands next to her "No , thats his fuckin happy face." Nick quickly jumps on Smartassperv. Evilperv shoots Sadistic in the leg. He goes down and looks up at him. "You're fucked , I'm gonna . . . " Evilperv shoots him in the head. "Fuckin waste . . . he had potential but there will only be one . . ." He turns around to see the other perv crying. Evil stands above him. "Whats this?" Evilperv sees Savannah's plan coming together. "You look so . . . innocent" At the cabin Nick is now spirited with sadistic intent. He runs his fingernails down smartass's face and than stabs him with a pencil to the eye , killing him. A new emotion fuels Nick. He looks to Savannah "He got the point , didn't he" He pulls the pencil out and rushes at Savannah but is taken down by an army of pervs. Meanwhile the heroic perv has lead the others to a safehouse. They stare at him not knowinw what to expect. "'I'm, staring at you not knowing what to expect" says Lynnette. "Indeed , expect the unexpected." He eats a spoon. "Forks , I eat forks" "That was a spoon" The perv has a blank face and than screams like a girl. At the cabin Evilperv has arrived and sees Nick bound to a chair. "Why is he tied up?" "The spirits were set free. Everytime you kill a perv the spirit collects itself back within him ," Savannah replies. The sulking perv from before is thrown to the ground in front of her , her eyes widen. "Is that the innocent?" "Love , close enough" "Maybe not." She waves a knife in front of his face "Would you sin for love?" She wastes no time and plunges the knife into his horrified body. She kills him and tastes his blood. She drops the knife and stands up in a rage. "Yes. I told you NOONE is innocent. Get me the innocent or stop wasing my fucking time!" She and the others leave the room. Nick is left to himself , once again filled with a new emotion. A tear rolls down his cheek. <== oscar moment. |
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| BEHOLD , FOOLS. CHAPTER 3 IS NEAR. YOU ARE NOT READY. FUCK YOU AND YOUR MORTAL BLOOD. DON'T PRAY TO GOD , IT WON'T HELP. I , I AM YOUR GOD NOW. WAHAHAHA - Baby Nick |
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| IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS CHAPTER SAVANNAH WILL HATE YOU FOREVER. , LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS , DO YOU WANT HER TO HATE YOU? I DIDN'T THINK SO. | ||||||||||||||
| The evilperv stands outside the cabin holding an ancient book of demonic possession. (Its always an evil book) He remembered Savannah's words . Once he became one with evil he would be able to possess the dead. He begins the ritual but nothing happens. Just as he is about to give up it feels as though a thousand souls pass through him. His pain is unbearable (like when a girl is grinding and gettin all nasty and after a brief thing a dry humping , you've got a huge fuckin hard on but thats all thats gonna happen and you get all frustrated and hope to hell she does more but its just a tease but hey teasing is half the fun but you realize thats all it is much like life is one big fucking tease with no pay off - fuck!! Go home boy and take your blue balls with you) Evilpferv . . .i'm not gonna fix that type error cuz thats how evil he is. Evilperv stands now but he is a different being , his skin is paler , eyes red , veins stick out , teeth fanged and his voice is eery and possessed. | ||||||||||||||
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