He walks into the cabin and startles Savannah. "Um . . .well I guess you've become . . . " "BECOMING . . . I'm not finished yet." "Aren't you powerful enough?" He tries to open a pickle jar without luck "No."
"Soon they'll all know my strength ,soon the world will be mine" An evil look crosses his face. "But first we'll find the blood of the innocent."
Back at the safehouse Lynnette is moaning in the shower "Oh God , YES! YES! YES!". She gets finished and steps out with a towel on. Kev asks "Herbal Essence?" "Nope , finger"
The heroic perv walks into the room. "Evilperv will most likely find us here , you goes should meet up somewhere like the Maine Mall."
"And where are you going?" asks Lynnette. "I'll see if I can find Nick" "I'm going to , this movie needs bigger parts for females to appeal to a wider audience"
"Hey " , yells Tristan , "We're not sell outs!"
Evilperv hears a noise out back. He looks to see Shaun on his ATV. Shaun turns to see the evil before him. He quickly speeds up to try and run him over but Evilperv is too strong and knocks the machine over , pinning Shaun to the ground. "Where is the innocent?" "What?" Evilperv sees that he has no idea what hes talking about and quickly kills. He takes the ATV but its beyond repair. He quickly takes a tricycle instead. "Innocence , I'll taste your blood soon enough wahahahahaa" He rides off as the little bell rings.
Meanwhile the others have picked up Kittie , Kev sits in the back with her. " Careful , all his friends are in danger . . . look out!!" He quickly reaches his arm out across her chest. "Almost got into an accident" The car has not been started. It sits in a parking lot. "Where are we going?" she asks. "Maine Mall , we'll be safe there"
Elsewhere the tricycle of death has pulled up to Hannaford. Evilperv laughs as a gentleperv runs away in fear. He knows its the innocent. Evil quickly walks inside and grabs him , he throws him across the room , smashing into a fruit stand. "Goddamn it , I hope you plan on paying for that" Evil looks to see where the voice came from. Behind him is Dusty with a shotgun. "Uh huh ," he says "You're one of those fuckin seagulls Kev was talking about. No free food here "
People quickly evacuate Hannaford. Evil lunges at Dusty but Lynnette arrives and pushes him out of the way. She grabs the gun and shoots Evilperv's arm , leaving it dangling from a few tendons. Dusty , Lynnette and Heroic perv hide at the end of the store. Evilperv sees his arm as useless and rips it off , a new one begins to grow.
He taunts them from across the room. "Lynnette , come out come out . . . I've got squash" Dusty looks to her "Don't its a trick!" "No . . . its . . .not . . .i can . . . smell it" Heroic perv and Dusty restrain her. They can her aisles topple over. "He's coming" Indeed he does but Dusty shoots him , sending him crashing into the alcohol. He lights a match and throws it , sending Evilperv up in flames. They take innocent perv and run off to the Hannaford truck.
Just when they think they're home free they hear the death tricycle behind them. Evilperv jumps off and grabs the end of the truck , he is dragged for a ways. In a second he is ontop of the truck and punching holes through the roof.He manages to pry the door off. Dusty screams "Look out!" Heroic perv sees the squirrel in the road too and quickly swurves. "That was close." He looks back to see Lynnette and the Innocent missing. "Do we go back?" "No they're dead by now"
Down the street Evilperv carries both of them. "You've caused me to much trouble . . . and you" He looks to Lynnette , "You're the bonus. I'm gonna rip you apart in front of Nick"
Lynnette is taken to the cabin and dropped in front of Savannah. "Who's this bitch?" Lynnette smacks her "Who you callin' a bitch you nasty ass ho?" She pushes Savannah. "Oh no you di int" The two jump on each other. The roll around in a puddle of mud grabbing each others hair. A bunch of gentlepervs walk in and watch. Savannah punches Lynnette. "Thats for my bitches in the streets , skank" Lynnette elbows her in the face. "Fuck you , I'm drop a hurtin on yo punk ass" Lynnette picks up a 2x4 and smashes it against Savannah's face. Savannah lies motionless. Lynnette aproaches just as Savannah jumps back up and grabs her neck "Bring the pain!" Lynnette's skin turns green "HULK SMASH!!" She punches through Savannah's stomach but Savannah just laughs , that hole was already there. Savannah pinches Lynnette's tits. "OWW , you bitch" Lynnette squeezes back. The pinching becomes light groping. Savannah smiles at her. "I wish I had your breasts , they're perfect" Lynnette gets a little shy" No they're not" She looks into Savannah's eyes " You know what Savannah? You're really beautiful." Savannah's face turns red. "You think so?" Lynnette and Savannah are inch from each others lips. "Yeah , I do" They start making out and fall to the ground , madly groping. Savannah pulls out a dildo "I'm so fucking wet." Lynnette smiles at her. "You're a small girl , I bet you're so tight" "Loosen me up"
Pervertedperv watches. Another perv looks to him" What are you looking at?" Pervertedperv shakes his head and comes back to reality , Lynnette and Savannah are still fighting. "Um . . . nothing."
Lynnette stands above Savannah. "Act like a bitch , I'll smack you like a bitch." She back hands Savannah which send her flying across the room. Savannah looks up dizzy. Evilperv thinks the fight has gone on long enough and knocks out Lynnette to which the other pervs boo. She is quickly tied up.
Lynnette wakes up to see Nick sitting in a chair across from her tied up. A perv walks over to her "Remember me?" He shows her the wound on the back of his head than slaps her. Nick can't do anything to help her. Two other pervs are there making sure he can't escape. Pervertedperv waves a knife in front of her face. "I'm going to violate every part of your body and have Nick watch." He slaps her again. "This is what you get bitch"
Evilperv is outside the cabin performing another ritual . He is in pain for a minute but stands tall after , feeling the power surge through him. He laughs out loud. He can't stop his insane laugh , eventually he laughs so hard tears stream down his face. A TV is in front of him playing the 3 stooges. "Hahahahahahahah! why can't girls under stand the significance of it all?"
Savannah is inside. She tastes the innocent's blood and drops to her knees in ecstacy. " It is him , the innocent!" She smiles a hideously evil smile. "It ends tonight!"
IS THIS THE END FOR OUR HEROES ? WILL EVIL TRIUMPH OVER GOOD ? WILL NICK EVER GET LAID? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.