Years had passed and Nicksan and Bob were standing outside ready for the graduation march to get their diplomas.
Jimmy is in the audience smiling. Tristan turns to Jimmy. "What are you so happy about?" "Oh nothing , I just love life , I'm always overexcited."
Sorry , I have to interrupt the story to comment on this fart. Hot damn!! Good fucking God. Figures the day after Easter I'd get my holiday farts back. I ocassional have rotten egg farts. Most of the time my farts don't stink but that bad larry was a winner. Fuckin wet too , I'm gonna have to whipe. Seriously I feel like I have to vomit it smells so bad. Sometimes you need the stink though. If it sounds really loud and does nothing than whats the point? What a fucking waste. However I have never really found the stench to be hilarious , its the sound , especially the ones that sound like you just stepped on a duck.
Kara and Lynnette watch Nick from the bleachers. Kara whispers to Lynnette. "He is mature enough. This night will be his last. Weither he's ready or not the snake twins will take him down." "Yes , its a shame we must kill him though , he's quite handsome." "Handsome?!!! He's fucking hot!!! Goddamn do I want a piece of that ass.!!!!" "I know!!! My nipples are so hard . He makes me sooooo horny!!" "Me too!!!!!" "Nick is the fuckin man!!!!"
Bob nodds to Trist , Jim , Jason ,Kev and Josh. They are the backup in case the flannel attacks.
Kara looks over and sees them. "SHIT!!! They are not alone!! Damn Jason!!"
Jason sees the reaction and smiles at her.
The march begins. Nick smiles. He hadn't planned college or military because he knew great things would come to him as soon as he got out of high school plus he just purchased a kicking van that would be sure to bring him many happy memories . . .
Jason looks over to the bleachers again but the twins are gone. He quickly speaks into an earpiece to Nick. "The twins have vanished. I repeat the twins have vanished." Nick looks down at his chest. "I have lost some weight." he looks into the audience and sees the snake twins have vanished. "Oh no!!"
Nick looks around the audience for anything unusual. Tostevin is checking out a student , Mr. Lewis is dressed in black and sneaking up on a girl ,and Mr. Dingle is making pipe bombs but alas nothing unusual.
By now names have been called. People applaud as the individuals go up for their diplomas.
"Bob . . .I guess he only goes by the name Bob." Bob walks towards Jack.
Suddenly the twin snakes come out of hiding and jump out of Tristan's beard.
Bob quickly punches Jack in the face. Jack falls down and looks up to him "You were on to me ninja?" "What , you were a ninja too? i got dared to punch you." "By who?" Kara screams out. "Thats . . .thats not important" She looks guilty.
Nick and Bob take off their robes and are in full ninja gear. "The time is now , ninja power!!" Nick powers up and becomes mega kung fu samurai of death.
Kev , Josh and Jimmy pull out machine guns and swat uniforms. "Blend in motherfuckers!!" They put on graduation caps.
The room begins to clear out as everyone runs to the exits.
Suddenly the father jumps in front of Nick. "Son this is the hour. Fear my wrath!!" He takes off his clothes. "This is what you'll look like when yiou're older!" "NOOO!! Never!!" The father throws a chair at Nick than turns to jack and jumps up and down in joy. "I HIT HIM!!! I HIT HIM!!
Lynnette jumps out in front of Nick and pulls out a sword. "Its time to die you sexy sexy bastard." Nick takes out his sword and puts it to his neck. "I'm warning you , you try to kill me and I'll commit suicide." "Dammit!!" She backs off . . ."wait a minute . . ." Nick slashes at her but she kicks the sword out of the way.
The sword lands in front of Kara who quickly picks it up. "Ewww , why does this sword smell like tuna?" She drops it. "Because of meee!!" She looks up and sees Ben on the bleachers with a rope. "Yeehaww!!" He tries to swing over but the rope is too long and he simply slams into the ground. Jason sees the distraction and attacks Kara. "Finally got you woman!! Such a shame I must bruise such a pretty face." She blushes. "You think I'm pretty?" "Well , yeah. Just because I'm going to kill you doesn't mean I don't think you're attractive." They stare at each other for a minute. "I love you." "I love you" They kiss each other. Kara speaks to him , "but we are sworn enemies and must fight , you can't hesitate to fight me no matter how strongly you feel about . . . " "Ok" He punches her out.
Lynnette is moved by them. " Why must we fight?" Nick backs off."I feel the same. A stupid fight over homophobia. Its not right."