The father runs over to attack Nick. "I got him , pooky!!" Nick backhands him. "Shut up , bitch!!" The father runs away.
Lynnette raises her sword . "I will no longer fight your war. The twin snakes will stand with the eastcoast ninja pimps!! Twin snakes forever!!" She pumps her fist in the air but Kara is unconscious. Jason raises her hand and speaks in a girl's voice. "Twin snakes forever!!!"
Jack raises his fist. "FLANNEL!!!" A horde of flannel ninjas jumps out from behind him.
Lynnette steps back. "NO!! "
Nick joins her side and takes his tuna sword. "We'll prevail , we have to , its a prequel."
Kev aims his gun. "Can we start killing people now?" Josh raises his gun. "I second that notion." They begin firing.
Jason picks up Kara. "Don't worry sweet angel , you'll still get to fight." He moves her lips. "Ok" He uses her as a baseball bat and attacks numerous ninjas.
Nick pulls out the numbchucks ben made for him and attacks a ninja with massage mode. "That feels so good!" The ninja falls asleep so Nick throws gasoline on him and lights him up. He kicks the flaming body into other ninjas..
Ben wakes up and pulls out a redhand gun and opens fire. He than throws a throwing star into a ninja "1. . . 2 . . . 3 . . . bakaa!!" The ninja blows up.
Jimmy skips around with a smile on his face. "We're winning!!"
Josh and Kev are knee deep in a pile of bullet shells but they have not shot any ninjas. The have blasted a hole through the ceiling and take out seagulls. "Die birds!!!!!!" The birds fall from the sky beak down and kill a lot of ninjas unbeknownst to them.
Tristan and Bob are back to back fighting off ninjas. Suddenly they fall into each other and form the Triboban. The Triboban quickly lays waste to many a flannel ninja.
Eventually the heroes have prevailed and stand before Jack. Jack laughs. "Is that all you've got?!! Fat Jack runs for 2 steps than sits down. "cramp." He gets back up but horror is painted on his face. "NO!! My cholesterol!!" Fat Jack falls over dead.
The heroes rejoice.
2 YEARS LATER
Nick is hanging out in his apartment with his friends. Things couldn't be better. Finally out of the house and his friends Savannah and Erica were stopping by later. Jimmy reaches for a cigarrette and heads outside. He drops the cigarette in slow motion. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
A car with two gothic people drive by.
Savannah , Erica and Ben walk up to Jimmy. Jimmy speaks up. "Savannah , right?" "Yep , Is Nick home?"
Inside the house Nick lies down on the couch and smiles. "I have a feeling this'll be my year. Good things are gonna happen."
A gothic woman walks in. "Hi , I'm Fallon and my car broke down , could I use the phone?" "Sure." "Thanks"
Bob turns to the camera and shrugs. "UH OH." * Audience laughs*
THE END