The goths have begun to storm into the house. The group goes downstairs and fights with everything they've got but are clearly losing. Possess sees the battle from outside and leaves his body , ending up in Kara . Kara takes a pillow and hits Lynnette. "YOU BITCH!" Indeed Lynnette grabs a pillow and they fight like little bitches. They're claw at each other until they're both in their underwear duking it out with pillows. Everybody stops and watches. The battle starts up again as a goth bites into Ben's arm. The goth sudennly screams in pain and backs off but his skin bubbles and he explodes. Tristan looks to Ben. "What the hell?" Nick jumps up. "Son of a preacher!! He's got holy blood in his veins!" Josh takes the golf club and balls. "Bless em ol' g" Ben blesses all the weapons. "Soon the goths faces are melted off with squirt guns. Josh pulls back and gets ready to strike the ball. "Fore!!" It connects and explodes a head. Everybody takes turns with the golf balls. Soon the goths flee and Kara's soul is set back.
Trent speaks to Banshee. "What would you do for a klondike bar?" "I'd burn a church" "Exactly , lets see what happens" Trent tries to give the preacher the klondike bar but as he's reaching for it Trent pulls back. "Do you denounce God?" "What?NO!" Trent eats it in front of him. One of the teen shakes her head. "They're not even that good." "Shut up you fuckin want it." "No , I don't" He waves it in her face. "ITS MINE!!! MINE!!!!WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Meanwhile Jason is hitchhiking again and sees a grizzly bear run towards him. It swipes at him launches him in the air. He gently lands on a tree branch. The bear shakes the tree but is struck by lightning. Jason gives the camera a thumbs up. "Still super duper" *audience laughs*
Kev is carried back to his room by Nick . Nick leaves but sees Naughtia in a room across from him. She sits on the bed , back to him. "Naughtia." She turns around , a telephone in her hand. "Nothing works here , goddamn it." She lies down on the bed. "This isn't my fight , I don't belong here." Indeed she stayed upstairs during the battle. Nick sees her shaking , he feels she would have fought but was too afraid. He lies down next to her. "Mind?" "Its a free country." She closes her eyes and pulls close to him. "This has been a great day." She turns to him and tries to relax. Nick can feel her breath on his neck. He tries not to get excited. He looks back to her and sees her as an innocent person trying to be tough , it attracts him in a way. He kisses her cheek but can't resist from going further. He begins little kisses on her neck. Her lips part and she arches her neck , letting him know he's welcome. He does longer kisses , gentle brushes and works down , kissing her collarbone. She reaches to him and runs her fingers through his hair. The two meet for a kiss . She gently bites down on his lower lip and laughs. "Bout time you made a move." She begins digging her fingernails into his back but he pretends it doesn't hurt. The two engage in a kiss again when suddenly Medusa jumps out from behind a couch. Naughtia screams which alerts everyone upstairs.
Nick jumps on Medusa but her hair reaches up and knocks him off. The hair picks him and throws him around. He's lifted off the ground and strangled by the hair. Another lock of hair pierces itself through his shoulder and causes him to scream out. The others are at the doorway but she slams it shut with her hair. Tristan begins rushing the door to break it down. Evilperv takes over Nick's mind. "Let go Nick , you need me. Together we're something , now aren't we. Face it , you have nowhere else to turn. " He gives in. Nick grabs her hair and yanks as hard as he can , pulling her head off. The others rush in. "Holy shit!" Nick slams his fist up through her ass and puts the head back on. He uses her as a dummy. "OOH look at me , I'm a bitch waaaaaa!" He drops her to the ground with a "what am i doing?" face. He looks over at Lynnette who's horrified. She remembers when she must took him and pervertedperv. He rushes at her and she screams. Tristan and Josh hold him back. Eventually he calms down and they release him. "Sorry , I got carried away."
An hour passes and everyone is downstairs contemplating the next move. "We gotta find that preacher fast , I bet he's close by." Nick leaves the room and goes upstairs. Naughtia lies sleeping. He drops a note by her and leaves. She wakes up and reads it. She quickly runs downstairs. "Nick is gone!" "What?" Josh cries out. " He did?" says Lynnette. . "I can't find Waldo" says Bob. Naughtia is in a panic , "he's afriad he'll hurt people." Bob stands up. "I'm afraid of the color drunk." Tristan stands up with him. "What do we do now?"
CHAPTER 4 COMING SOON
manly men like us blow bubbles. If you wanna get laid you gotta blow bubbles. Big fuckin bubbles out of magic wands. Bye for now , we gotta go drink beer and say FUCK!
Trent has his pants pulled down in front of the priest. He bends over while others hold the priest down. "Denounce God or I'll do it." "Do what?" "I got this feelin . . . I don't know if I have to take a shit or just fart. I'm gonna risk it unless you denounce. Come on! I'M GONNA SHART!!!!!!!" The wife slaps his ass. He jumps up with a big red mark. "OW" Trent gets an evil look. "No more of this shit." He kills the wife. The priest and daughter scream out in horror. "You bastard!" "SO now I have your attention?" He laughs but is cut off by a fart. He puts his head down in shame , it was in fact a shit.
Jason has a knack for finding trouble and finds himself in a battle between rambo and conan the barbarian. Rambo grabs Conan. "We go together!" He pulls the pin out of a grenade. Jason is two feet away and hides behind a street sign. He is unharmed as the explosion goes off. He dusts himself off and gives the camera a thumbs up. "super duper!" *audience laughs*
Nick has walked through the woods aways , fighting the demons in his head. He's lost all hope. The word shart doesn't even conjure a smile. He looks and sees a house in the distance. He looks through a window and sees Trent. "UH HUH!" Nick sees a chance for redemption. H e thinks about when he tried to attack Lynnette. He doesn't think he has a chance at beating them but at least he can kill a few and make it easier for the others. Just than somebody bumps into him. Nick turns around ready to fight. "Hold on its me!" Jason stands before him. "You're not dead?" "Fuck no , luck's on my side tonight , I've come so close to death so many times." They look and see a van nearby. "Thats the oompaloompa car!" They go over and open the back : machine guns galore. Nick takes one , "Jason , you gotta drive this over to the others. They need the weapons. Right now we're using fuckin golf balls." Jason gets the van started as the demons inside become alert. Nick looks back to Jason. "GO!!!" Nick opens fire on a few goths. Trent and his henchmen step out . Banshee breathes in as Nick covers his ears. He saves his ears but is flung back , crashing against a tree. Trent smiles. "The gentleperv , we'll have fun with him" Nick thinks great where's evilperv when i need him than quickly throws the thought out , not wanting him back. Sped takes off at superhuman speed and beats the shit out of Nick. He's thrown to the ground coughing up blood. Possess goes into his body and makes him stand completely still. Trent walks over and spits in Nick's face. "You were supposed to be a legend. Impress me" Nick can't move . Trent punches him in the face several times. Nick strains hard and breaks free , punching him. Trent falls to the ground as a group beats the shit out of Nick. "Hold on , take him inside" Trent roars.