Nick is taken upstairs and thrown to a bed by the huge demon. Trent walks in . "I want you to live long enough to see you and your friends fail wahahahahahaha!" He leaves and slams the door. he doesn't think the slam was intimidating enough and walks back in and slams it again. "WAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Trent goes up to the priest in the other room. The priest looks to him. The priest is curious. "If you're so powerful show us something What exactly is your power?" "You know when Moses parted the sea?" "Yeah" "It has nothing to do with that." He gives the man a brownie which he eats , the priest spits it out. "That tastes like pizza!" TRent is pleased with his evil powers and laughs a hideous laugh." WAHAHAHAHAHA. Now make a decision . . .denounce God or pick a daughter to die first." The priest is horrified. Gunshots are heard outside. "What the fuck?!"
The friends have arrived outside and are packin machine guns , Kev can't walk and is tied to the front of tristan like a baby. "Kick their asses." Banshee screams out and bursts Ben's eardrums. He looks around confused just as Sped zooms by and snaps his neck. Bob gets worried , "No more holy power on ourside. This ain't lookin good." Suddenly Bob is possessed . He takes out the machine gun and fires at everyone. Lynnette is shot in the leg and falls to the ground. "Somebody do something." Josh licks a tree. "Do something else!" Josh begins madly firing at people. He looks up and sees Possess's body in a tree . He shoots at it and hits its arm. Bob screams out in pain and rubs his arm. He sets his sights on Josh. Lynnette quickly aims and shoots up in the tree , nailing Possess in the head. The body drops from the tree and Bob is released. A goth is punching Tristans chest. "HA that doesn't hurt!!" He looks down. Kev is beaten unconscious. Kara is scared and thinks Bob is still possessed. "Die fucker!!" She chops him up limb from limb with a rusty spoon . Everybody looks at her in shock. "WHAT?!"
Savannah is about to step in the house when Banshee steps up. "I don't think so bitch!" Before she can react sped zooms by and knocks her back. Banshee gets ready to scream but Savannah pulls out a knife and hurls it at her , piercing through her neck. Naughtia gives her a high five. "Nice shot , and nice pair of shit cutters but thats besides the point." She slaps her ass and runs into the house.
Upstairs Naughtia finds Nick. "Why haven't you escaped." "You didn't see how hard he slammed that door!" Naughtia holds him tight. Nick smiles. "How we doin?" She looks out the window and sees 10 vans pull up. "We're all going to die" "Uh , I figured"
Trent looks out the window and smiles. "Reinforcements have arrived!!" At least 60 goths step out. Trent smiles. "Its over now!!"
The others see the army coming. Kev wakes up and looks at Tristan. "Any ideas?" "Maybe , JESUS CHRIST!!" It works and Jesus walks by. He's shaved his head. "What do ya think guys.?" He turns around and sees the goths. "JESUS . . . ." He's shot down. Tristan and Kev look at each other. "Um . . . they just killed Jesus." "We're next"
Will our heroes prevail? Will Nick finally get laid? Will he at least get a handjob or somethin? I mean fuck!! Find out in the stunning conclusion!!
CHAPTER 5: RED FONT MADNESS WAHAHAHAH!!
Sped and Banshee go back into the house and are quickly foloowed by gentleperv's friends. Josh quickly locks the door and fires out the window. "I'll try to hold them off!" He looks outside but the goths keep coming and coming , like michael jackson inside a little boys sweet ass . . . .
Trent goes into a trunk and pulls out a long sword. He spins it around. "Want something done right do it yourself". He slices a finger off on accident and looks at the preacher. "Thats how sick I am!! wahahahahah" He runs out of the room so noone can see him cry.
Nick tries to get up but Naughtia straddles him on the bed. "Don't go , please! No ones gonna make it!" "I have to" He gets up but she cries. Nick turns around and faces her "Nick , I'm not gonna hide it , I'm afraid , I'm the biggest fuckin pussy" Tears stream down her face. "Please just stay with me." Nick sits down and embraces her. "I won't let anyone hurt you." She kisses his Nick. The two engage in a deep kiss. She whispers in his ear. "Make love to me."
Pervertedperv takes over his mind but he forces him out. "I can't , not right now." "You can't save them , not their bodies , not their souls." "I have to try." She turns away. "Go fuck yourself." "Oh I probably will later . . I mean" "Nick , heaven is . . ." "Shit" "WHAT?" Nick looks into her eyes. "I can't have this in heaven. In heaven you get whatever the fuck you desire. I need acceptance. I can't get that , I'd know I'm just being handed whatever I want." He holds her hand and squeezes. "I want someone to want me , I want to share the burning I feel." She cries and goes in for another kiss."I do Nick , I need you." Nick is lost in the moment and kisses her back . . .as in he returns the kiss , he doesn't actually kiss her back.
Savannah is beeing held back by Sped as Banshee gets her revenge , she viciously claws her with her fingernails. Josh keeps firing but is pulled back by the 8 foot demon. Josh is quickly killed. Tristan opens fire on the demon as Kev drops down and crawls to the window and takes over Josh's spot. Tristan's bullets are having no effect on the demon , it lunges forward as trent walks in , "Come here." Tristan breathes a sigh of relief as the demon walks off.
Trent is in the room with the priest. He looks to the demon. "The ultimate sin. If he doesn't kill himself , you get the daughters." He gives the priest a knife. "Do it!" The priest looks down in shame but knows he must. He gets closer to his wrists. "DO IT!"
Meanwhile a few goths have came in from the window and tackle Tristan. Savannah is escaping from help from Lynnette. She begins to go upstairs. Tristan can see his reflection on the floor. "Pretty clean for a run down house in the woods." "Mr. Clean" screams a goth.
Upstairs Nick slowly unbuttons Naughtia's pants and slides them off. She smiles at him. "you could launch a boat down there." Nick stops. "I. . . I mean cuz its so wet , now thats its big or loose or anything. . . " Nick goes back to work and slides her panties off. "BALD TACO!!" He kisses her hip and down her right leg , once in awhile doing a slow lick. He brushes past her teeheehoho. He passionately blows hot air over the mmmhmmmmyeahyeah and goes down the other leg. He comes up again and brushes past the weeoowowwee. She screams out "FUCKER!!!!!!! STOP!! STOP TEASING!!! She slams his face down. Nick struggles but she holds him firm. He's losing oxygen. His life flashes before his eyes. . . . Nick is sitting on the couch his dad walks by. "Bum" . . .
The priest cuts his wrist and begins bleeding. Trent smiles , "Its over finally!! Strike one for team hell!!" He does a little dance than leaves the room with the sword. The demon guards the priest as he lies dying.
Meanwhile everyone is restrained in the other room and being beaten severly. Trent walks over to Tristan and sees Kev , "so you used him as armor? haha KEV lar wahahahah" "God ," Tristan replies. "I'd slap myself after saying something like that." Banshee slaps Trent. Trent looks at her. She looks down ashamed. Kev gives Trent the finger. "I've died before I'm not afraid." "AH YES THE SEA GULLS" "Fuck you!! , I slammed my head against a wall!" Trent chops off Kev's head. Tristan is in a rage. "Let me go and lets see how things end up. come on man to man." "No prob" Tristan is released and chases Trent around the room. Trent screams like a little girl. "I was joking , grab him!!"