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MY FAVORITE MOVIE BADASSES |
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Ash is the biggest badass of them all. His hand becomes possessed so he chops it off with a chainsaw . . . the hand is still alive and flips him off. He was the only one bad enough to survive the first Evil Dead films. Armed with his mighty double barrel boomstick , chainsaw and over the top one liners , you just can't beat him. If only that Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash film was still in the works
QUOTES : "Groovy" "Gimme some sugar baby" "Good , bad . . .I'm the guy with the gun" "You aint leading but two things , Jack and shit , and Jack just left" "First you wanna kill me than you wanna kiss me , blow" "Thats just what we call pillowtalk baby" "Shop smart shop S mart"
BADASS MOMENT: Ash's hand goes bad and crawls over to a butcher's knife but before it can grab it Ash slams a steak knife through his own hand "Who's laughing now?!!!" He than proceeds to cut his hand off with a chainsaw while blood sprays his entire face. |
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Spoon is the motherfucking man. He is the scrawny dude from Dog Soldiers who thinks he can take on anyone. Spoon gets used as a decoy and taunts the werewolves into following him away from the others. Later on he does a pretty goddamn good job in a fistfight with a 8 foot werewolf.
BADASS MOMENT: Spoon kicks a werewolf in the face and sends its tooth flying across the room , sticking into the wall. |
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The action films of the 80s were all about AHNOLD playing badass macho men. None capitalized this more than Commando , a completely retarded (in a good way) amount of stereotypical badassness in one film. Arnold takes on a whole army by himself . . and wins. He gets hit by a grenade but doesn't even flinch , uses gardening equipment as weapons , rips out a carseat with ease than flips the car over etc.
BADASS MOMENT: *Holding a man by his leg with one hand over a cliff* "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? . . . . I lied" |
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In Jaws after the townspeople get together to discuss the shark we're introduced to Quint by the sound of his nails dragging across a chalkboard. After he's got everyone's attention he announces his plans to kill the shark. He views himself as a manly man and looks down on the sallies out there , bitching at Hooper cuz he has city hands that know nothing about hard work.
BADASS MOMENT: Quint and Hooper comparing wounds is a classic. |
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Oh yes he's on here , Jack Frost , the giant killer snowman. He's got some great one liners here. "Who's there?" "Well it aint fucking Frosty!!" Jack shoves an old lady's face into christmas ornaments , beheads a kid with a sled , stabs people with icycles , and in one scene even rapes Shannon Elizabeth with his carrot nose.. His arch enemies are blow driers and anti-freeze.
BADASS MOMENT: The townspeople fight off Jack with blow driers. One of them has one in his face but nothing happens. Jack shows him the chord in his hand "Blow me" |
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