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Gotta love psychotic clowns with an attitude. Captain Spaulding is one grumpy asshole which just means laughs for us. He shows us his not so funny side in The Devil's Rejects. Don't fuck with this clown.

BADASS MOMENT: When held at gunpoint instead of being afraid he taunts the gunman , telling him to fuck his grandma and take his mom home some fried chicken for he has to go over there and put his foot all up in his ass. "Motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."
Sometimes being a badass is all in the attitude and not in the matter of how many heads they can cave in. Ron Livington's character in Office Space (Don't know the name , I wasn't too amazed by the movie) is one helluva badass cuz he says what we all wanna say to our boss. He just doesn't give a fuck.

BADASS MOMENT: I always thought that the scene when he's casually telling his boss at the office he's not gonna do any work cuz he doesn't feel like it while he plays a computer game is fucking great.
You've all seen Pulp Fiction. Do I really need to explain why Jules is on here. The bible quoting hitman  with a taste for Big Kahuna burgers has some amazing dialogue , sports a deep philosophy on life , and is simply one bad motherfucker. Who hasn't yelled "DOES HE . . .LOOK . . LIKE . . .A . . .BITCH?!!"

BADASS MOMENT: The  questioning scene  . . .big kahuna burger , does he look like a bitch , path of the righteous man , english motherfucker do you speak it . . . .classic scene
HERE'S JOHNNY!!!!!!!!! Thats the quote from my yearbook. Jack Nicholson has a history of badass roles and seeing him go insane and on a rampage in The Shining was a blast.

I definately wanted Jack here and contemplated his role in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest. He owns in that film and the first Batman . . .could anyone else have done a better job playing the Joker? Jack is the essence of badassness.

BADASS MOMENT: Walking up the stairs with the baseball bat at his frightened wife. "I'm not gonna hurt ya , ya didn't let me finish. I said I aint gonna hurt ya , I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Bash them right the fuck on in!!" Is it wrong that I laughed.?
MARV!!!!!!! Again you've all probably seen this film and he needs no explanation. Marv was written to be the ultimate badass throwback to all the noir films of long ago. His role is completely unrealistic in such an incredible way. He's nearly unkillable , has a face to go along with his attitude and just generally likes to hurt people in fun ways. WEEEEEEEEEEE!!

BADASS MOMENT: So many to choose from in a story that was probably just 30 -40min. long. The part where he handcuffs himself to Kevin is great. "See ya try jumpin around now." Dragging that guys face against the ground out of the car was great too and of course shooting the preacher . . .nice. Long live Marv.
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