Suddenly the line starts to creak a little. "I think we got something here Chief." He slowly fastens the pole to his vest , puts on his arm intertubes and slides into his dinosaur intertube. He mocks scratching at its face. "Rarrr" The line starts to move again. "I dunno chief , she's either very smart or very dumb." The line runs out fast. "Oh my , yeah she's a smart one. I think she's . . . she's gone under the boat. She's gonna under the boat!!" Noon falls back as the line severs. Noon and Bob look in horror as the handles of the wheelchair break the surface and swim away from them. Bob rubs his chin . . .his own chin , not Noon's."Barrels , we need barrells."
On the otherside of the moat Kara breaks the surface as she rides a baby seal. She barks at it in its own language to say "thanks for the ride my aquatic friend , your undersea kingdom is a wonderland of fishy beauty and stuff." It takes her to land and she gives it a big hug , a twinkle in its eye as it rubs his face against hers. Kara smiles and walks away , not noticing eskimos are now beating it with clubs.
In a secret room under the prison , Jason , Rand , and Dalt are tied up to the walls. Candles burn around them and a giant Pentagram above an alter hangs before them. Leif stands amidst the madness. "Soon she'll be here , the reason your here. The woman spoken of in the prophecy. If its worth anything I'm sorry. I never wanted to be a part of this." Jason speaks aloud."Woman in the prophecy? Maeve?" "No , one of your own. She'll give Maeve her strength. I'm sorry. You can't stop what is to come."
Leif leaves the room and sits in a chair. He tries to stay strong but breaks into tears. "God help us."
Inside his cell Nick snaps , thoroughly a broken man by prison. He rips his shirt into pieces and makes a line. The officer's desk in front of his cell is vacant with the cell key on top. Gentleperv throws the line and catches it , bringing it to him. He grabs the key and smiles. "Now I will be set free." He tries to cut his wrist with it but its too dull. "I have to kill myself , I can't take it in here , its been 3 hours." He gets an idea and shoves it down his throat to try and choke. He just ends up swallowing it. Feeling hopeless he sits down and breaks into tears. His eyes view the keyhole across from him and than he looks down in shame. "I'm fucking dumb"
Back outside Noon and Bob discover that they don't have any barrels and fire harpoon lines with soda bottles connected to the ends at the wheelchair but it disapears beneath the waves. Noon snarls. "No, she can't go down , not with 3 soda bottles on her!! I mean she has weak muscles , I bet she can't clench her ass to hold back a fart!!"
Josh sees tham and runs to the moat."Do you guys need help . . ."
Suddenly Maeve leaps out of the water and tips it , Noon and Bob sliding towards her mouth. The raft pops and everyone sinks beneath the waves.
Josh steps back in horror as Maeve faces him. She slowly crawls over to him as he clenches his fists , defiant til the end. Josh smiles. "When or lose you'll know you've been in a fight."
Suddenly there is a blast of water as something explodes out of the moat and in front of Maeve. Maeve looks up and for the first time shows signs of fear. "No , its a myth , its not true!" The Triboban stands before her. "you dare evoke our fury? " It stomps the ground splitting it towards her. Maeve leaps up but is caught by the Triboban . The Noon Bob hybrid hurls her through the prison wall. It turns to Josh. "She'll be back."
Kara has secretly snuck in the building and hides behind a corner as Maeve bursts through the wall. Some guards help her to her stubs . . .feet. Kara pulls a dagger out from her pantleg. She whispers to herself as she sweats. "It could end hear."
The guards finally get fed up with Maeve. "Okay , you've had enough fun , we'd like to know why you hired us to get the Gentleperv." Maeve is agitated but gives in. "Nick is insignificant , I knew his friends would try to save him. I knew she would come , the one of the prophecy."
Kara slowly sneaks behind her.
"Who?" "The one they call Lynnette." Kara stops her advance and listens closely.
"Why do you want her?" Maeve laughs maniacally . "Incompotent fools!! Nothing from her. I need something she has inside of her!!"
Kara drops the knife in shock. "Natalie!!"
They all turn around but Kara has vanished
The guards are puzzled but Maeve ignores when she sees whats on the black and white monitor. Kevin and Dut run through the halls in their SWAT uniforms. Maeve smiles. "The hunt continues"
Stay tuned next chapter for another blatant film parody.
CHAPTER 5?
Gentleperv sits in his cell , reading a book when all hell breaks loose. Guards run through the halls screaming . "Kara is somewhere in here , Kev and Dut are in the corridors , I'm not gay but it really turns me on whenever Slater would come out in that tight wrestling suit. I'd love to be his preppy. One time I met Mario Lopez and we snorted lines off each others erections but he had a hairy shaft and it tickled my nose and he'd laugh whenever I made a cute little sneeze." Nick closes his book. "Thats just what I needed in my head." Still he doesn't look like he's too sickened. Another guard runs by "Boy I'd love to rail Pamela Anderson." Nick starts vomiting. "I don't see it! She wears more makeup than a drag queen , her fake ass tits are disgusting and I've seen more meat on an Ethiopian."
Suddenly Mallori and Chloe run up to the cell gates. "Nick!!" Gentleperv is overjoyed. "You came to save me?" "No" , Mal says , "we weren't in the other ones and now we're just making a cameo. She looks at her watch."Well times up!" "O . . .k." Nick sits back to read his book as they run off. "Bitch."
Elsewhere Kev and Dut are running down the halls in terror with Maeve on their heals. The prison gate to the hallway lies before them. Luckily Dut took the key from a guard and quickly opens it and breaks the keyoff. They relax a bit and than look in horror as Maeve's body liquidates and squeezes through the bars like in T-2 . Kev screams and the two keep running.