Leif walks away from the guards , appearing nervous as hell. "Time to save my soul if I still can."
Outside the Triboban , Josh , and Jim & Lynnette meet up. Triboban sorrowfully announces that things aren't looking good . Jim puts his hand on his shoulder. "Gas prices are going down . . .gas prices are going down." The consoling works and Triboban grants him a smile. Josh thinks of what to say . . . "You . . .fetis punched Kara?" Suddenly the drawbridge opens up. They look up in shock as just Leif stands there and steps aside. "They need your help heroes. The whole world needs you." The group walks in than turn back to him. "Thank you." "Its the least I can do , call it redemption." " Anything we can do?" "No." Triboban is persistance. "I could do my polar bear expression." "Oohhhhh , please do!!" Triboban stands on his tippy toes and raises his arms "rarrrrrrrr!!" Leif giggles like a schoolgirl and paws back. "Ferocious!!"
A security guard spots them on the monitors. "Jesus Christ their all here with a fucking polar bear!!" He grabs his harpoon and runs out of the room.
Maeve hears over the speaker and smiles. "All hear?!! Than Nick has fullfilled his purpose." She gathers her group and starts heading off to Nick's cell. In slow motion they aproach the cell Morgan Freeman in the cell next to Nick's narrates. "I always liked Nick from the start. He always had a smile on his face like this place couldn't touch him. Gentleperv , the man who could crawl half a mile through shit and come out clean." Nick is carving his name into the wall. "Gentleperv was here 2006 , the sink drips and the food tastes like shit except for the grilled cheese but its pretty hard to fuck up that recipe." Morgan continues , "I wonder if I'll ever get out of here and sea if the ocean truly is as blue as Nick says it is." Maeve walks by Morgan's celll. "You rock , man." Nick turns around and faces Maeve. She has a devilish look in her eyes but she can't help it , in fact in real life Nick Pinkham is carving his jack-o-lantern with her face in it. Nick starts to walk backwards til he reaches the end of the cell. Maeve opens the door and approaches. Nick looks down in despair but sees something off the reflection in the floor. Maeve hideously laughs. "Your time has come , plaything! Is your life passing before your eyes?" The guards think they hear nick cry and laugh but they are mistaken. Its laughter. A sinister laugh explodes from Gentleperv's throat as he looks up at her with an evil smile.The guards back off a bit. "You dumb bitch!! Don't you know I have friends in high places?!" "Huh"
Nick raises his arms as the air duct above him explodes. Kara hangs down and grabs his arms. "Gotcha!!" In a flash Kara pulls him up and the two race across the vent. Maeve is furious and grabs a guard's gun. She fires at the ceiling. "Hear little pervy!!" She hears Nick cry out as blood drips down.
Nick collapses as he's shot in the stomach and spits up blood. He starts to lose consciousness. "Go Kara , its too late for me." "I didn't come this far , get fetis punched and all not to save you." "Fetis punched?" She grabs his arm and starts dragging him away. She kicks the vent open and the two fall to the ground of one of the corriders. Nick starts puking up blood. Kara feels his forehead. "It really is bad. We need to get you to a hospital!" " Don't say that , you know I'm gone , get out of here while you still can."
"KARA!!!" Kara turns around to see her friends run down the hall for her. Kara is in horror. "Lynnette get the fuck out of here!!! They want Natalie. They wanted her this whole time!!."
Suddenly all the monitors start dripping blood than explode . Everyone ducks as the window do the same , revealing a blood red sky outside. The cell doors open and slam menacingly on their own.
Elsewhere Maeve is surrounded by frightened guards. Her eyes glow red and her voice takes on a possessed tone." Now is the time. The dawn of a new era. I will finally get what's mine!!"
2 CHAPTERS LEFT IN THE LAST INSTALLMENT OF THE GENTLEPERV SERIES. STAY TUNED!!
Security guards have surrounded our heroes but Kara smiles. "You know who we are?!" Lynnette smiles as the two walk down the halls together , guards backing up with each step. The two take turns speaking. "We are the sword of vengeance ," "The rock that stands against the waves ," " the right hand of the abused yearning for truth and justice ," "we sometimes pretend we're choking at restaurants to get free food" "we are . . . SNAKE TWINS!!" The two jump into the air and join hands , supporting each other as they slam their feet against the walls and run horizontally across the halls to attack the guards. In a bloodbath the guards are torn apart one by one. Kara sees one trying to crawl away but she takes her shoe lace and decapitates him. She feels the bloodlust and shakes a little. "There can be only one highlander."
Suddenly a shot rings out and clips Josh , he falls to the ground as more guards rush in. Maeve strolls in but Triboban laughs. "Triboban plus Snake Twins , do you think you have a chance?" Maeve presses a button and a steel door slams down between the group , seperating Triboban and Josh from the others. Maeve smiles. "Thats a little better." Nick tries to stand through his pain. "Jim , Lynnette , you have to get out now , you'll give her her strength." Kara looks to them. "Lynnette , they want Natalie , you have to go." "We go together." Nick collapses. Maeve surveis the situation , two snake twins , Jim and a bleeding to death Gentleperv."I just want her" pointing to Lynnette.
Meanwhile Triboban is slamming at the door. "We're coming!!"
Maeve smiles at Lynnette. " I will absord Natalie's lifeforce into me , her purity will make me beautiful and not mistaken as the girl who was to creepy to play the evil Leprachaun in all those movies , I'll be able to go outside and take in life , whipe my own ass , shave my back . . ." Nick looks like he'll vomit. "Nothing can make you pretty you useless creature , last time I saw you you were being used as one of those Garfield's they stick to car windows." Suddenly a shot rings out and a dart hits Jim's chest. Leif looks down in shame with the smoking gun in hand. "I'm sorry , I have to obey."
Lynnette rushes to Jim's aid. "Jim , are you okay . . ." It distracts her and a guard smacks her across the face with the butt of his gun , knocking her out . Kara rushes at Maeve but the guards over whelm her. Maeve takes Jim and Lynnette and hurries out. "Quick , while the moon is still full." She leaves with a few guards while the others keep fighting Kara. They toy with her and hang a noose around her neck and let her hang. Her face turns red as she loses air. Gentleperv tries to rise and snatches a gun from one of them. The guards circle him. "No one touches her." They all look ashamed , not wanting to follow Maeve's orders but they must. Nick tries to raise the gun but has no energy and drops it. He makes it over to Kara and tries to cut her down but a guard slashes at his arm . He falls back but goes again to her as another guard attacks. Kara can barely speak. "Just go Nick , I came in here to save you , don't let me die for no reason. " Nick feels holds onto her legs so she can't hang. "I'm already dead , you have a chance." "You have to let go , you can barely stand." A tear streams down his eye. "Everyone I care about is gone cuz they tried to save me , let me save just one of you." He holds her tight , crying onto her shoulder." The guards look like they might breakdown too. Nick starts sobbing into her chest. "Oh Kara , why?!!" Kara rolls her eyes back and sighs. He keeps rubbing his face across her chest and crying than starts honking her breasts and eventual bites them. "Why God?!!" "Okay , now you're just copping a feel."
At that moment Triboban bursts through the door. "Me angry!!" Nick finally gets to help Kara down as The mighty Triboban and Josh fight the guards. Josh turns to Kar. "Find the others before its too late." Kara and Nick go back into the air ducts.
Kara and Gentleperv keep crawling until they come across the dungeon. They look down and see everybody tied up around the Satanic alter. Lynnette is tied to a table as Maeve and her followers come out in robes and holding a candle. Gentleperv is spitting up blood. "Kara . . . " he whispers."Huh?!!" She pulls her ear close to his mouth. "Kara , *cough* you can stop them. . . . only you. " She pulls away and whipes all the blood off the side of her face. "Blech! But Nick the Triboban is here and I'm only one half of the snake twins . . if we can get him in here he can . . " "He will fail . . . Maeve isn't human . . .she's like a . . .demon piggy thing with flippers . . . you have the power . Don't you see , I must die so you live."