Age - Legal
Height - About "yea" big
Weight - 65,770 Grams
Eyes - 2
Hair - Oh yeah baby
Sex - It's not that kind of website
Location - Indeterminate

Hello and welcome to my on-line portfolio. The first thing you're gonna notice is the two vastly different styles of my work. On one hand you've got the happy, well adjusted, bright, normal, family style illustrations that are great when doing editorial work, PR, or advertising. Then on the other hand you have the maniacal, poorly adjusted, degenerate weirdos that I use for special projects, plus there's a bunch of other cool stuff like Geeks: The Convention and Judewear to browse.
Now I could go on and on about my whole life story, and how the time Stephen and I got Gabriela to think my house was haunted, but that's not why you're here. You came because you wanted to see art, so get to lookin' already. And if you really want to hear the haunted apartment story give me a call and I'll be happy to tell you.

Enjoy!