Well, no rain today, but a whole heck of a lot of fog. I hate the fog. It always reminds me of that movie entitled The Fog. How odd is that? Ick...I keep thinking, is Hal Holbrook in some church with the chic from Psycho and the leper pirates are coming for that solid gold cross? It is like the scariest movie to me and I have no idea why. Oh, well...
All was well at work today, thank God! No strange calls, well, not REALLY strange. For anyone who has worked Help Desk, you know what I'm talking about.
The hubby and I played Diablo II last night with some of his friends. They kept stealing my potions when I would die. That's ok...I found some cool stuff, ID-ed it and sold it. Ooops...my bad!
I'm fixing some of the pictures on my site so the pages will load faster for you people out there who refuse to get a cable modem or DSL. I laugh at you...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm only teasing...really...yeah...sure.
Megalita has decided to work for me when I become a famous actress. I'm going to buy her a really nice, huge house to live in while I get her screenplay made into a movie starring...ME! Then she's going to write a tell all book and I have to agree with everything in there, but don't worry, she won't mention names. Yeah, I can tell ya'll are heartbroken. We're going to have huge cat fights in public, but have decided to be all nice to each other when we go shopping at Barney's. If the paparazzi show up, then we'll start to throw shoes at each other and I'm going to acuse her of sleeping with my famous actor boyfriend. This is just a forewarning to everyone. Oh...and I'll be taking applications for my "Pool Boy"...wink, wink. No pool experience required. Must be ruggedly handsome, green or blue eyes, dark hair, incredible body and a heck of a lot of stamina. I'll put you up in my pool cabana and provide you with meals and a car, but you MUST cater to my every whim. For those who know me...you KNOW I'm demanding. This is not for the weak. Trust me.
Anyway, I'm off to feed the dogs and spank my husband.
Laters!!
