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| WITTY SH!T PAGE Sh!tty Witticisms Provided by Megalita and Disco Fever |
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| You must find a man who is the straw to the spitwad of your soul, propelling you to stick to the ceiling of your dreams without changing the dampness level of your self esteem. Megalita |
| Plumber's Rule to Live by: Never, EVER bite your fingernails. Megalita |
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| May you always be upwind of someone who has a tendency to break it. Disco Fever |
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| You are your own worst enemy and your very best friend. Megalita |
| If you can't be a model ship in a bottle, be a dancer. Disco Fever |
| Great Minds think alike, so do stupid ones. Disco Fever |
| Let people know you care. Give high fives. Disco Fever |
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