You know those "walk-o-meters" that McDonalds has in their "big people" Happy Meals? I propose to attach one to my hand while jacking off to see how many pumps on average it takes to blow a wad.
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The Shampoo/T.V. Test
November 14th 2002
This program must have intially begun sometime in the mid-eightys, probably in February of 1987. An operation of this kind could only be known to high ranking government officials as "Operation: Kick One Up On The Check It Out".
Although I have no concrete evidence of this plot, I will, over the course of the next 30 days, discontinue all usage of shampoo products and set up scheduled television viewing periods while keeping an online journal as to rank my stupidity levels. When the 30 days has expired, I shall reverse the experiment by using excessive amounts of shampoo while watching the same amount of television as to compare my findings.
I do, of course, recognize I am risking possible permanant brain injury and smelly hair in embarking on a mission of this kind, but I feel it is my duty as a consumer and a citizen of the planet to inform the populace of this possible threat to society.
Day 1 begins tomorrow........