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Win A Chance To
Impregnate My Sister!
The winner of this contest will get to put a kid up in my sister's belly. You have your choice of either doing it the old fashioned way or just jerking off into a cup and we'll let some homeless guy artificially inseminate her. It really doesn't matter to me. I just think she needs some babies in her life. She doesn't seem to think she needs any but hey, I'm the one running this contest and I'm both older and wiser than she. Now I know what you're thinking, "I don't want no fucking kid!". Don't worry! You have no obligation to care for this child physically or financially! Pretty sweet deal, huh? Just bust your nut and leave. That's it! Just send me an email to enter.    [email protected]
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The winner is: Marty Kidd!
Have fun Marty and I hope her boyfriend dosen't kick your ass!
Win A Chance To Let Me Shave "Flashdance" In Your Hair!
Yeah that's right. This is the best one yet. The winner gets an all expense paid meal at the China Garden restaraunt in Coudersport, PA and has me shave "flashdance" into the back of their head, just like Ill Mitch says! Send me an email or just tell me and your in like fucking Victory Gin.
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