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| Contest 1 |
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| More Contests Below |
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| Just Look At Her..... Wouldn't You Love To Give Her A Good Clean Punch To The Head ? |
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| Now you can!!! Just enter my contest and you have a chance to punch my Mom directly in the head!!! It can be a direct face punch, a sucker punch to the side of the head, an overhand thrust to the top of the skull or (if you're a pansy) just a friendly tap. Enter by emailing [email protected] (accessible from the front page). | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| DISCLAIMER: Not responsible for any acts of vengeance visited upon you by my Mom or any of her sinister agents. Not responsible if my Mom is on one of her legendary angel dust binges, shrugs off your hit to the head as if it were a mere insect and tears into you like a rabid badger. Not responsible if my Mom wears her super cool hat (pictured above) and the hat blocks your punch to the head. Not responsible if you miss with your punch and decide to try again ( I got your back with the first one, after that it's all you dog). | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The winner is Shelby P.!!!! He really wants to lay it to her too. Unfortunatly he'll have to wait until she go's to Cinci or he will have to fly his happy ass up here. |
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| Contest #2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AVRIL LAVIGNE FUCKING SUCKS. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| This is common knowledge. That "Sk8er Boi" shit has to be the most nauseating lump of tiger poop that has ever been forced into the ear canals since Limp Bizkit | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| played their first chord. Unfortunatly, I cannot offer the chance to punch Ms. Lavigne in the head. But we can still dream, can we not? Send me an essay (less than 500 words) describing, as graphic as possible, the best way you personally would rid us all of this waste of fucking flesh and not only will I post the winning essay, the winner also recieves a super-rad Gift Basket with killer prizes including: a Compilation C.D. made by myself, a movie from my personal library, a snack and many other suprises too cool to list here. Send all entries to [email protected] GOOD LUCK!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The winner is that foo' Ronnie... Here's what he had to say about the wonderful Ms.Lavigne: |
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| First off to rid the world of this retarded fucking whore, I would hunt her down, kidnap her, and on the way to a secret location tell her how fucking horrible I think she is. After we arrive at our secret location I tie her to a chair, shave her bald and carve "I'm a goddamned retard" into her back with a knife. Shortly after that I will empty an entire canister of salt in her gaping bloody wounds. Then I would paint her hand green and kick the shit out of her for about an hour and a half. Lastly I would put a shirt on her that says, " I HATE COLORED FOLK" with a KKK hood and drop her off in East St.Louis and let a whole bunch of black dudes and black women have their way with her. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||