Much like Episode II: A Reunion, this Episode also starts with an explosion. Not the same explosion, though, but a large one. This one took place in the house next door to Nigel's. Somebody had done some tampering with one of the mad scientist's experiments, causing it to erupt violently in such a manner that Nigel himself was carried for a whole block and a half by the shockwave from the explosion.

You see, Satan is just as powerful as God, even though he uses his powers in a different manner. So Satan foresaw the birth of Archie Archbanger, also seeing that Archie would one day lead to the destruction of the Underworld itself, and sent Hate Boy to Santa Fe to destroy him. However, instead of doing the dirty work himself, and possibly hurting himself, Hate Boy sent Fuz and Gonzo to destroy Archie. Upon arrival in Santa Fe, Gonzo started whining about the sun hurting his eyes and therefore decided to stay in the Portal to the Underworld and wait for Fuz to return once he'd finished the deed. Fuz, being very small and rat-like, knew he wouldn't be able to complete the task on his own so he travelled to a nearby house whereapon he rapped on the door with his little furry paw three times. The house was that of Nigel the Canadian's. When Nigel answered the door, Fuz tackled him and bit into his skull. From there he began to suck out Nigel's Canadian brain and once finished proceeded to replace it with the brain of former rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg. Fuz then convinced Nigel that he was an Evil Spy of Darkness and Doom in Satan's Army of Hate. When asked where young Archie Archbanger lived, Nigel replied "Tha mothafucka's in the hizouse next door, biatch." Fuz then snuck into the house next door, fooled around with one of the mad scientist's experiments, and then returned to the Underworld via the Portal to the Underworld.

Once the dust from the explosion cleared, Nigel found himself face-to-face with none other than Archie Archbanger himself. "Good day," Archie said with a smile. Those were the first words Archie had ever spoken, and they certainly wouldn't be the last.

Nigel answered with, "Bitch, I gots to get me some platinum teeth." He then stood up, brushed himself off, and walked home.

Archie wasn't dead. He wasn't destroyed, as Satan had intended. No, in fact he was very alive. The explosion triggered the last stage of Archie's development, thus rendering him practically immortal.

Frank had seen all this happen. Time had run out. Satan's Army of Hate was at it again, and only the Fabulous Five could stop them. Frank floated to Sasha's house where everyone was drinking Ecto Cooler Hi-C and warned them about Satan's Army of Hate. He told them about Archie and that he would lead them and Santa Fe to salvation. At once everyone gathered their stuff and headed to the spot that Archie stood in the street to induct him into the Fabulous Five to make them five once again.

"You must be Archie Archbanger," Sasha said with a big smile, to which Archie nodded. "Please, young Archie. Take a knee. I must knight you into the Fabulous Five." Archie wasn't one to argue, so he did as he was told. Sasha took out her sword and began to lower it on Archie's shoulder.

At that same moment in time Timothy, the owner of the Happy Souls Factory, was making a fly-by in his hot air balloon. Something went haywire in the balloon, causing it to pop. Timothy fell and landed on Archie right as Sasha brought the sword down. So it was Timothy that ended up being knighted into the Fabulous Five, rather than Archie. And since inductations into the coalition were infinite and permanent, he couldn't be kicked out and he certainly wasn't about to leave the Fabulous Five. Not after he caught a glimpse of Grace. He knew right then and there that she would one day be his.

Timothy's dog, Canus, landed on Timothy's head after the sword had been brought down. He barked loudly and happily. The Fabulous Five was five again, thus making Satan's Army of Hate the Fabulous Five Haters club once again. The battle between good and evil would once again take place. Archie, though not in the Fabulous Five, was accepted as one of their allies and was invited to every club meeting from thereon.

Continue on to Episode IV: Archie Finds Some Drugs