Shvetz's Story's
in chronological order
Story #1
1997
Well this one time my mother was sitting in her house on a chair and she didn't have her glasses on. And without her glasses she can't see anything so anyway our cat came in from the yard. So our cat is coming in from the yard and hes got something in his mouth and my mother couldn't tell what he had in his mouth because she didn't have her glasses on and so she thinks that the cats carrying a doll or something. And in the cats mouth is the head of this dead rabbit that he killed. So my cat comes and puts the head on her lap and she realizes that it was a head so then she screamed.
Story #2
1998
So then last summer I was with my one of my friends over at his house and we were all getting drunk. So my friend is walking over to get another beer and he tripped...
Story #3
1999
One time back in Scarsdale there was this guy who was sitting down.
2000
Story #4
So anyway there was this one time when..