Dirty Sancho's

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look at me and my beautiful hat
i'm one pretty muthafucka
our immigrant friend
Buenos dias.  I am Sancho, everybody's favorite little illegal Mexican immigrant.  I usually live hiding in an abandoned rail car nearby but I've decided to come stay at this page in hope of informing people about myself and illegal Mexicans.  If you know of any low paying, hard labor jobs that I can get from people who skirt the law please email and tell me.  In my short time in America I have made very strong opinions on different subjects and since people like to know the opinions of dirty Mexicans I've decided to give them what they want.  So click on my opinions or the different photos I have and enjoy.
This page provided for by the generosity of my brothers working a banana plantation in Texas.
My Opinions
Look at people who have given me crumbs.
Mexicans came through the boarder in the past five minutes
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Dirty Sancho's Photos
Please  note:   if you cant understand that the humor on this page is making fun of racial steriotypes then your too fucking dumb to be here and should leave.  Also I can't spell
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Latest comments from Sancho:
So I haven't really done anything with this page or site in quite a while partly because I had forgotten about it. (Plus it was the picking season and its really hard to concentrate on internet stuff when your hands are as calloused.)  So whats been big in the news lately? Certainly not the plight of poor Mexicans like me.  Its all been Iraq this or Enron that.  Don't you people realize us Mexicans can't even afford bean stocks?  Anyway Taco Bell comercials have also been down, for what reason unknown.  Rest assured though faithful followers that Sancho is on the case.  In political news President Bush has failed in his promise to bring more jobs to Mexicans with the Blanco House's janitorial staff only 62% mexican rather then the 70% we worked so hard to obtain.  so call the president now and tell him that if that big house of his needs painting them Mexicans (especially me) are just the ones to do the job (I even have a color selected).  The racial divide has been crossed!! see enrique englesias doritos comercial for details.  My living conditions have improved considerably with the addition of another box.  this adds to my already mansion like space provided by my shopping cart.  Another quite showbiz note (they all seem to be) to the gringos reading this page Dont believe fight club the people that wash your dishes in restauants are all Mexican.  In random news Michigan Jews have houses while DC ones are back to junior status, figure that out for a cookie, which you will then give to me.  anyway i am very busy as i must make preperations for the winter by stealing as much flamables as possible.   and now back to my favorite Telenovela "Que hora es?" (on fox after bernie mack) 
                          Sancho
Voted Best Illegal Immigrant Webpage for 2001!
by the International Association of Dirty Peoples
Take that Argentina!
above is a photograph of me note: ruggedly handsome looks
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