A biography of Dirty Sancho
I was born in the small town of Tequilla, Mexico. There as a young boy I enjoyed many warm whipings from my father. It was his expression of love. As a young boy I learned the value a hard days work making shoes for Martha Stuart. The trick is hold the rubber away from yuor face when you're melting it. One night when I was eight and my father had just been given me an especially warm whiping my mother sent me to live with my numerous cousins in Texas. After swimming across the river and I waved to INS agents as they shot back hello in return. Some of the local people got angry after I touched one of their little girls while playing games so I had to lie low for awhile in a large pile of shit. I worked for awhile picking pears and living in railway car #143. Finally though I decided to do something different. I decided to tour this great land of America and see what all it had to offer. (details of that tour will come shortly) Finally I came accross the small town of Pennington New Jersey. Finding work in the cafeteria of a small school there. The town is a horrible place but for ten cents an hour its worth it.