| You may or may not have noticed but currently there are some Olympic games going on in Mormon country. I have noticed since the televisions placed outside the department stores show the gmaes and I get a chance to see them before getting kicked in the ribs by security personel. Now as anybody can see there are two major problems with the Olympics but I shall only deal with one of them. The one of course is the lack of serious pornography which is a major portion of any coed several day event. The other is the lack of Mexicans or to be more specific, dirty Mexicans. You will find no pot growing/smoking Raul at the figure skating (maybe at snowboarding) or an obese Juerta with hive infant kids doing the bobsled. There is absolutly no sign of a dirty Mexican anywhere. To add insult to this oh so grievus injury, which is worse then when that hobo tried to steal my train car, there is no international outrage to this. I have not seen Bob Costas or the other anouncers disscussing this, and the only person to mention Mexican has been Al Roker after eating both a large Mexican meal and the man that cooked it. Since this is such an important issue, one might look into the possible reasons behind this. One might say that there are Mexicans there just not being shown, or that because its the winter Olympic they're not doing real sports so no dirty Mexican is involved. I tend to think that they think that since the US has so many dirty Mexicans that we can just root for the US but I can tell you thats not about to happen. Because in between working for nothing on fruit plantations and cleaning shit out of toilets at Italian restaurant there are plenty of small, illiterate, extremely dirty, unqualified Mexicans who would love to try their hands at the Olympics, if they get some free food in return. |