Lord Mike's Dirty Calypsonians
This be Lord Mike. Showman, showoff, king prankster and the voice of the band. He follows in the tradition of great Calypsonians such as the Mighty Sparrow, Lord Kitchener, Lord Invader, etc.
Former lead singer of Deals Gone Bad. See: recovering addict.
He likes beverages of most kind...just dont catch him in the alley after.
This be The Horn-ies.
Danny Boy (left) K-Gus (right).
Man, these cats can BLOW!
Gifted, drunk, and great at pantomime
they can throw down mean licks
AND get the attention of females.
Currently in Deals Gone Bad.
See: current addicts.
They like porn, porn, and more porn.
This be the G-Strings, or the 2-M crew.
Marty (left) and Muldoon (below).
These guys get hammer-ons just from
the sight of a Miranda strollin by.
Layin down melodies, pumpin bass,
& finger pickin...these guys are sexy!
Formerly from Bikini Bottom.
See: To Wong Foo and My Giant.
They like MirMANdas, cans of peas,
& getting owned in boxing matches.
This be the Diamond Fingers
aka the Master Keystroker.
He even knows how to play the organ...hahaha, ahem.
This fine lookin Adonis makes the whole band look like a bunch of sea urchins when he flexes and flashes his award winning dazzling smile.
Formerly from the pages of GQ. See: wait till middle age gut sets in.
He likes long walks on the beach, bonfires, and talking to his mirror.
This be
THE WALL OF VOODOO PERCUSSION

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This be the Mirandas.
Wow. Worth being in the band for. They make drinks, dance, and provide visual entertainment for the band they SO adore.
Formerly playboy bunnies. Currently NOT AVAILABLE!
They like calypso, sex, drinking, Calypsonians, and fast cars.
They dislike it when we dont pay any attention to them.
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