"Its not where we are going thats important it's the road to get there that is" - Kerry Maloney

"Respect is earned... Not Given" - Corey Upshall

"Human Stupidity knows no limitations." - CAD

"It's not that I hate people... I just think they're all idiots!" - Mike Case

"I'm not prejudice... I equally hate all races!" - Rich Elias

"Final Serenity" - Mike Case

"I'm not angry... I just naturally want everyone dead!" - Andrew Voce

"WHAT'S THE NUMBER FOR 911?!" - Mike Case

"HOLY SHIT! IT'S JESUS *Proceeds with Disection*" - Andrew Voce

"Biscuit!" - Mr. Shawn Hawley

"DOT DOT DOT..." - Mike Case

"What Ever Climaxes Your Orgasm" - Corey Upshall

"Duct Tape... If you can't duct it, FUCK IT!" - Josh Money

"Zoom zuum zuim zume!!!!" - Corey Upshall

"I like virgins, but your mom is just so much funner!" - Corey Upshall

"Today. It's yesterday's future!" - Corey Upshall

"I have social skills... I just don't like to use 'em" - Mike Case

"Kerry>Bush ... Canada>USA" - Merisa Sehic

"since when can kidergarteners out smart a 15 year old?!" - Corey Upshall

"is the answer you can't rearrange the letters in new door to form one word?" - Corey Upshall

"You know when you ask people what nationality, Canadians go into their heritage, and Americans say American.. no it's not their patriotism, it's because they're such dumbasses they don't know their heritage." - Corey Upshall

"You just brought a whole new meaning to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" - Corey Upshall

"SIT DOWN, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND LET ME FUCKING YELL AT YOU" - Corey Upshall

"Forget GOD! In Rich We Trust!" - Emilie Case (That's right...my sister...)

"Jesus on a Stick" - Patrick Davis

"Amercan Spiritual... Oxymoron" - Patrick Davis

Edisa: "Mike, are you Hungry?" Mike: "Uh no, Hungary is in the WARSAW Pact, i'm West Germany." Edisa: "...(laughs) I meant HUNGRY not HUNGARY!" Mike: "Oh...haha" - Edisa and myself at CNYMUN Saturday at lunch.

"I'm positive about my sexuality... At least that's what my girlfriend says" - Mike Case

"It's sad when your tits are bigger than your girlfriend's..." - Mike Case and Rob M.

Security Guard: "What's going on here?" Andrew: "I'M FUCKING CHAINED TO THE CHAIR!!!" Andrew at the mall one night

Mike: "Dan, I'd kiss you if it meant the difference between your balls and their existence..." Dan: "... You're a true friend!"
Later!
Mike: ::grabs dan's hand:: "I love you dan... I can't hide it anymore." Dan: "MARRY ME MIKE!"

"I stole ALL THESE RAFFLE TICKETS for NOTHING?!?!" - Mikey at Military Ball

"The Firewall is like a Spaghetti strainer holding back a dam." - Mr. Kalk

"Look! I can do it in my head! ::pushes button:: WHY DIDN'T IT WORK?!" - Rich Elias

"Someone call 9-1-1!" ~ "I can't find the '11' button!" - Kelly Charles

James: "New England won the superbowl!!" Mike: "Cool..." James: "The Patriots won." Mike: "Wait... I thought you said New England won?!" James and Myself the day after the superbowl

"Stop touching his 'BOTTLE'. Caution: Contents may 'EXPLODE' under 'PRESSURE'!" - Andrew Van Marter