5.07.02
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I had a weird dream last night. Very weird. I don't remember the first one,except it had a zombie.
Second dream:Fist you see a close up of a book. It's yellowed and the words are in another language.
There are also little black and "white" pictures on it. One was a black cat,arching it's back. Another was a raven,perched on a statue.
You see someone turn a page.
Zoom-out,you see a little girl(who looks like me,as a 3 year old) sitting on a window seat,the windows open and the wing blowing the curtans(sp?).
The girls mother(who looks like my mother) comes up,looking like she's going to a party. She tells the girl to lock all the doors and winowd,and that she'll be back in an hour or so. The girl asks why she has too keep the windows closed. The mother reminds her of the zombie. So,then the girl decides that she wants to go with her mother. They go downstairs,were the grandmother is waiting,then get into a car. The father goes in a different car. So,they're driving along and the father turns a corner,the mother misses it. As soon as they pass the turn,the mother and grandmother disappear. The car keeps going. Strait,turning when it needs to,and not crashing. It goes until it reached what looks like a toll booth. But there are a bunch of people standing around. The car stops,the girl gets out. She goes up to one of the people. She's dressed in a uniform. The girl tells her about what happened and she gives the girl a bag of something and tells her to go to the top of the tower and throw the contents off. So,the girl goes to the top of the tower. You see a lake,then a bridge and then another lake. One lake has a serpent in it. She throws the contents of the bag(which appers to be blue powder) off the tower,into the lake with the serpent. Lightning strikes. She's transported back to her house. Her family's waiting. The End.

5.04.02
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It's still nice out. And not windy like yesterday =P

I'm waiting for MST3K to come on....jeez,Saturday mornings are long when you have nothing to do..

I'm running out of things to watch...Digimon is just getting...boring.
Too much Impmon. I'm going to get SO many angry letters for that,but I don't care!
If you have nothing better to do than flame someone who doesn't like EXACTLY what you like,then congratulations! You have NO life whatsoever!
GOOD FOR YOU!

ehh..I was watching Mon Colle Knights and noticed that Mondo looks alot like Rintaro(or whatever) from Medabots. Same hair style,and that bandage-thing....eh...

5.03.02
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Errg...the aformentioned storm killed the airport-doodad,now my computer doesn't work.
We have cable and it's connected to my dad's comp. and we use an "airport" to make it work on my comp. ,downstairs =P

There was another tornado,I think an F3 in Cecil(sp?) county yesterday...blah..

And there was on a few days ago that was an F5!
But it was "Only in South Maryland!"
WHOO!

My parents are going to this wood-show-thing and 'll be away for two days.....

Poop....

5.02.02
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New layout! Sorta.....=P

Anyway....I did nothing as of yet today.....'prolly 'cause it's 1:46AM.....

4.28.02
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Eh....stupid pollen...my eye's swollen 'n stuff...
What's weird is that I can see fine......

I've been having weird dreams...they made sence.
One was about this Irken girl,who was to be the ruler of Irk,but was "killed off" by Red and Purple,for some reson or another.I think this was when they were young 'n stuff....
Anyway,some years later,she appears out of nowhere,with no memory of anything.....smells like a fanfic.....
Weird.....

EEK! Tornado watch!
And I'm all alone...well grandma's here,but that's beside the point...
And my parents are in "Manassas",whatever the hell that is......

Ok,they're back......yay.....@#&%..........

4.17.02
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Blah
There were storms on the 15th and 16th.

I HATE storms.
I dunno why. I'm always afraid that there's gonna be a tornado or something.......

Anyway,my parents are in Pittsburgh(sp?) and I'm home with my grandma.

What do you thinks gonna go wrong this time?
Something always does when I'm at home for more that a day with just my grandma.
Such as brown-outs,mice dying,taco sauce exploding in the microwave,and other such things......

4.14.02
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MOO! My grandma came back from the hospital today.
She was in a car crash and had a few broken ribs.

She says the only channel(TV) they had there(hospital) was Lifetime.
I thought they wanted people there to get better,not go insane.

Anyway,I can't go into the wormbaby.com chatroom because my demon parents set the "child-saftey lock" on MY computer again.........

Here's something I posted at the GIR boards...

You know what else I hate?
My parents.
They set-up this "password secutity" at the levels of what parents of a SIX year old would not want them to see.
It's set to:
Violence:Conflict
Sex:None
Nudity:None
Laguage:Slang
Ha! I can't even edit my dreambook because someone far-off in "Dreambook Land" has some "foul" language!
And yet it lets me go to Something The Comic,a comic that the creator recomends for those 16 and over!
Heh,it's not like I haven't seen this stuff before.
My mom let me see "Python" when I was 11! It's R rated.
And we can all guess that when I'm 40,they'll be calling me,non-stop. It'll go like this:

Me:Hello?
Mom:Hi
Me:Hi mom
Mom:What are you doing?
Me:Talking to you
Mom:Are you reading those homicidal comics?
Me:No
Mom:Are you building an Interoceter?
Me:No
Mom:Ok
Me:Bye
Mom:Goodbye Billy.
Me:Huh?

It WILL go like that. I just know it....

4.13.02
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Notice that I hadn't blogged in a while?
Well,that's because nothing even mildly interesting has happened!

Wll anyway I'm gonna try to stay up all night so I can watch cartoons in the morning..meh....

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3.22.02
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I was watching this show called "Champions of the Wild",
and they were talking about this type of chimp that was,probably the closest thing to humans.

One thing the person said was "Just because they can't speak our language,doesn't mean they have no language".

I mean,just because some of us can't speak Japanese,doesn't mean they have no language,and that they aren't "smart".
And we know how smart the Japanese are,I mean most of our electronic stuff is from Japan.

Another thing,what is "smart" to humans?

Is starting wars smart? Is killing thousands of innocents smart?
Because,now that I think of it,we're not the smart ones,the animals are.

Have you ever seen a chimp with a hand gun?
Killing the innocent?
Blowing up buildings?
Robbing banks?
I didn't think so.

New Invader Zim!
WHOO!!

"I was a chubby lady,hiding in the bushes!"-Stacy

3.20.02
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Tests!
MOO!

We're doomed.....

3.20.02
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Moo...
Watched the MST3K movie again...
My *EVIL* mom doesn't like it because of the *language* =P

Which is really stupid because last year she let me watch "Python",an R rated movie.
She also got mad at me for saying "That sucks",because it didn't sound *nice* coming from a *girl*.
Yet she let it slide all those other times.....
I think it has something to do with being born in the 50's
Or her hair...
Did I mention she has HUGE hair?
It's like Elvis hair!
She's had the same hair style since the 70's o_O
It's eating her brain......

3.19.02
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When to the mall today...ehh..
I don't do much....
Anyway,I went to Limited Too and got some Neopets stuff ^^
I got that last rare item code *nee*
And (in another store 9_*) I got the MST3K move...
Now that I think of it,it's kinda scary how people in the 50's and 60's would actually *WATCH* movies like "This Island Earth".
I mean,REALLY!
That was worse than Jurassic Park 3!

MOO!

Anyway,I got a 20,000NP item from one of the rare item codes (I had three)
So if anyone wants to buy it....you'll know where to find me =P

Shameless self promotion,HUAH!

3.09.02
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New layout

I haven't blogged in a while....probably because I didn't have anything to say =P

Anyway,this layout is deticated to Makuramon....poor Makuramon =(

2.23.02
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New layout.
I figured it was IMPOSIBLE to get the other one working.
My site's setup now.I'll have to get used to uploading the html files....
I have to go,will blog later!

2.18.02
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I just got a domain name for the crazy house!
All I need to do is upload a few more files,get something like Dreamweaver(I'm using Microsoft Word right now and when I upload the files it leaves an annoying string of text) and wait for the REAl(not temporary) address to start working!

It'll be called "raiven.net". I named it after this type of monster from Monster Rancher Advance.
Here's the temporary address:here

Don't look if you're weak of heart!

2.16.02
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You know what's weird?
I just had 3 of my mice put to sleep.
All for the same reason.
It was either cancer or a tumor.
What was odd was that they all got it at the same time.
I've gotten used to these kind of things.

On a lighter note..
I finally got this STUPID layout to work*kicks computer*

Or did I?

2.12.02
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I'm back from my vacation.
We went to Universal studios.
Oddly enough I rode most of the rides.
I almost NEVER do that.

Here's something I wrote while I was waiting to arive at the campsite in Georgia..or was it South Carolina?Anyway,it's long.

Day 2
7 hours to travel today.
I saw two cows along side the road.Just standing there.Being cows.STANDING cows.
Then I saw this tall thing in white robes walkin around in the woods.
It was moving,so it wasn't a sheet.Nope.
And then(to many events...head...EXPLODEY!!) I saw a white wolf/cat thing.
Atleast it looked like that.
Anyway,it was bigger that a wolf.
But if it just ends up being a large white wolf,that's something to write about anyway.
Not like you see one of those everyday.
Hurhur...
PLUS~I saw a jeep on fire.It was cool...and firey..
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*cough cough*anyway...
I'm gonna try to ask my parents about getting a domain name for the Crazy House.
Seeing as it's not being hosted anytime soon -_-;
you know how hard it is going to sleep in an RV?
VERY VERY hard!
It's funny realy.
People thing having an RV is better that "real" camping.
Oh,but it's not.It's not
First,like I said,it's hard getting to sleep.
And you CAN'T watch TV while it's moving(blah)
Cable almost never works,even though most places (Trailer/RV parks) say it works.
99.9% of the time,the microwave doesn't work.
Luckily this trip was the 00.1%....
And did I mention it's REALY REALY REALY bumpy?
You're pretty much flying out of your seat.
And if you have to park on a hill,then it's hard moving around.
But it is alot easier to see jeeps on fire!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough*
You know I just remember that I have 9 websites.
It's weird.....
Well I'm on a roll with this "typing" thing so I'll go on about all the weird things I saw along the was to Washington DC for my 5th grade field trip.
*enter swirly flashback mode*
1.We saw this train with no end,it had,like,50 cars attached...
2.We saw a mountain of tires....
3.We saw a U-haul on top of this thin tower...now THAT was weird.I mean,how the heck did they get that up there?EESH!
*end flashback*
Whoo!ANYWAY!
uummm....did I metion that I saw a jeep on fire?
eerr...that's it for now!
NO WAIT!
I'm not done!
I also saw a house with it's roof caved in.
It was for sale.
You know what happened a few days ago?
Of couse you don't!Unless you're stalking me.
Well I was at home with my Grandma and she (calmly) that she had to go to the ER.
Which was scary,cause you know how in TV shows when someone calmly says that he/she has to so to the ER, they're having a heart attack or something.
*cough* Anyway,she's ok.Aparently she had a stomache virus.That she caught from my mom,who caught it from me ^^;
Oh,and I thought I just saw a dead body in the forest!
You know how along highways,they sometimes have little patches of forest inbetween roads?
Well in there.
Spooki....
OH!LOOK!A green jeep!
Did I mention there was a jeep on fire back there?

THE PIG EXCEPTS ME!

WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Man,South Carolina is WEIRD!
Ooo..and there goes a big plane
Hehe....
Hehe....
I've been having weird nightmares about koalas in masks gasing me with they're eyes...*Blank stare*
On....the..Island...
It's weird being away from a computer with working internet...or atleast Abobe Photoshop!
*insert nervous breakdown here*
*cough*anyway,with all these weird things happening,what are the chances of seeing a sea monster.
I mean I already saw a flameing jeep!
One more thing and this trip 'll be made!
WHOO!
JEEP!
Hmm...what else...
OH YAH!
I went to this "Winter Workshop" thing for 4H and the was this thing about those "bug" things
that live in streams.
Those things we HUGE!
Sorta.
Anyway they had these buckets of stream stuff with "bugs" in then.
They wanted us to put our hands in is and pull out some stuff. Yah,I know,I'm weak.So what?
Anyway,the teacher who was in charge of the bug thing actualy BELIEVED that newspaper that said Nessie beached herself!
You know those newspapers.
The ones that say things like:
"Mini mermaid found in tuna sandwhich" and "Batboy joins the army"
REALY!If she did beach herself,it would be in REAL newspapers,like the Times or the Sun.
It be on news channels EVERYWHERE!
And if she's dead,how come so maany people are still getting pictures?
*rant rant*
Why am I talking so much?

See?It was long?How very un-characteristic of me -_O
I had 7 hours...

Have you ever been to Universal Studios before?
They had this "Lost Continent" section in the Islands of Avdenture part. It was nifty.Everything looked like it should....I think..

And the people there are....NICE!
And the food is good.
It was scary....the food being good.....eep..

1.30.02
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....nothing..ever...happens around here...
AM I DEAD?
no....
...crap,this cereal looks like mud...

*magicly snaps out of her trance*Anyway,I'm gonna rant about uhh...that thing that stops people under the age of 13 to do anything remotely exciting on the internet.....

Soo..what's the point of it anyway? Is it just to say that anyone under the age of 13 is too dumb not to give out their address? Oh,I can just see what the goverment was thinking we did on the internet.......*whoooo...dream sequence...eeee..*
hmcdlmaniac:Yo,kid gimme your address so that I can hunt you down and *insert gorey description here*
Not2yearoldKid:Okey-dokey!It's *insert address*. Oh,and if you wanted to know,the good silverware is in the second cabinet to the left.

And what else?People OVER 13 can't be hunted down,abducted,hurt or murdered?
They can.I know....I whatch Lifetime,the world's most mind-rotting channel ever!
To sum it up,the goverment or whoever the he-ak makes these laws thinks we're all idiots...IDIOTS!! Well?That was pointless...oh yess...it was....but I had to put something in here.Or it would get all stale and moldy.
Then we (aka me) would have to through it out.
And it would then be eaten by desiese infested thing that would result in mutation.
So then it would go on an evol revenge-seeking quest to find the one responsible for it's mutation and that wouldn't be good,now would it?

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough cough*HAHAHAHA!!!

Anyway,I was watching "Unsolved Mysteries",about that gilr who sees ghosts.Now being as brave as I am,I asked my mom to sit with me until I went to sleep.
She's been sick the last 2 days and being the jerk she is,said no.
That's ok mom,I'll probably die from fear,but I don't want you straining yourself by trying to complete the impossible task of SITTING.
Hur hur hur.....
And YES I do get that scared.
Things frighten me.
Such as floating heads...
And the possibility of Sinbad getting another TV show
Hur hur...

1.29.02
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Hur hur..and now another chronicle in my boring,uneventful life!
I'm going to Florida on the 2nd...
And I finally got a new layout...TOAST!
I've been trying to get The Crazy House hosted...
It's not working...
I also tried downloading PSP7....it didn't work..
It's for windows..now who saw THAT coming?
Yes children!Bathe in sarcasim!
Anyway,I'm trying to find the sticky-note that tells me how to find my neopets's ages.Where it went,I don't know.
But I found this note that says:
Bravenet
Geocities
Sick Days
Blue Water
Gir
Neopets

Weird,huh?
I understend me writing down the "Geocities,Gir,Neopets" part,
but "Bravenet,Sick days,Blue Water"?
I know "bravenet" is that free-stuff thing and "Blue water" is a graphics website.
But what is "Sick Days"?
Dun Dun Dun!

One minute later
Hey!Here it is!It was under the phone!
First you take the number of days old your Neopet is.
Then you subtract the day (ie:the 17th) from your pet's age in days.
That would equal,let's say..X
Take the number of days in a year (365)
Subtract that (the # of days in a year) from X (pet's age - the day)
That would then equal Y
Here's the tricky part.
Add up the number of days in each month (use the chart below) until you get as close as you can to Y (see above if you're confused).
Jan-31
Feb-28
Mar-31
Apr-30
May-31
Jun-30
Jul-31
Aug-31
Sep-30
Oct-31
Nov-30
Dec-31

Here's an example:
206-29=77(X)
365-77(X)=288(Y)
31+28+31+30+31+30+31+31+30=273
Add until 273 equals 288.
Which would be 15 (273+15=288)
Your pet's birthday would be Oct 15
If you don't understand it,try again.
Or ask a teacher or something
NOTE:This works for pets over and under a year old

1.27.02
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CRAKERS!I did something I did OUTSIDE my house!
I went kayaking (or however the heck you spell it >.<) with my friend.
It was like,1/2 a mile to and from this little island.
We kept getting beached when we got too close to it.
It was kinda scary though.
Why?
1.Chessie.
2.There was this thing on "Unsolved Mysteries" where these 3 girls were on a boat and a speed boat went over there boat.
One of the girls didn't duck down fast enough and the propeler from the boat hit her and almost sliced her face off.
Don't try and get a mental image of that...
Whoo..then we went back to her house and played SNES for a while....
I was paranoid about old lady-axe-murderers....a #_#
Ever hear that urban ledgend?
Gah...I hate urban ledgends...spooki...

1.20.02
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I just finished calculating my neopets' ages! Here they are.
Chymmera Jan.2 2001
Galactia3001 Jan.13 2001
Marina013685 Jan.17 2001
Pandora103 Jan.21 2001
PrincessShoyrux Feb.8 2001
QueenAmazonia Feb.27 2001
ChocoScorch March.2 2001
BetaStarr March.21 2001
LunaFrost June.12 2001
Kureejii27 Aug.29 2001
Nijiiro24 Aug.30 2001
My_Kiko29 Oct.8 2001
Charybdis_ Nov.23 2001
TundraChia Dec.1 2001

And now some FUN FACTS!WHEE!

1.There's a yellow Kacheek named BetaStarr and a red Kacheek named Betastar
2.Chymmera missed being born on the first day of the Millenium by ONE day
3.QueenAmazonia has the same birthday as my mom
4.TundraChia has the same birthday as me

That's a 1-365 chance!

1.19.02
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I was sick all yesterday!I had "acid reflex" or whatever the heack you call it.
Every type of food made me sick!
Like caramel M&Ms!Yes there is such a thing!
And I was freezing cold all night.
And my mom yelled at me 'cause I made her stay up all night.
WHARG!You would be scared too if you thought some ghost was going to kill you in your sleep!
See!?I told you shows on Lifetime rot your brain!

And guess what?I haven't been out out the house in 1 1/2 days and I can name 3 almost exciting things!

1.I might be getting a web address.A REAL one... *eyes get all shiney*
2.I learned how to use ftp...yesh
3.It's snowing!You won't believe how much it DOESN'T snow in Maryland!
4.There is no 4! Can't you read? I said 3 almost exciting things,not 4!

MY CAT JUST LET ONE!
WHOO!!

1.16.02
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Yesh!Hello people!It's me!
Uhuh....er..uhuh.I relly don't have anything interesting to say. I don't get out much.No.

Now,back by no demand...it's....BOB!The faerie man!
Today he will recite a classic piece of literature!
*out comes a fat faerie in a tutu*
There once was a man from Nentuchet.....
Well I gotta go watch more mind-rotting shows on Lifetime!

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