The other day I sat down and pondered "How could I make my site even better?" I was flabbergasted, that's right flabbergasted. I couldn't think, until.....a weekly competition. It's the only way. A bit of interaction with the common folk...get in touch with the people, with out having to pay for it...ah the eternal shame. Anyway, all you have to do is listen to the sound clip that will be played (if you don't hear it well first time round, refresh the page...should sort it out) when you first open THIS page and email me to say which film it is from, should you pull your head out your ass for long enough to stumble across the right answer I'll give you a prize if your the first to answer....."What's the prize?" I hear you cry...well it's not a TV, DVD, Playstation 2 or a years supply of broken biscuits...oh no. Firstly your name will be recorded on a hall of fame with all other winners, there you will be immortalized and respected coast to coast as well as this comes a gift not like the ones from Who wants to be a millionaire...no, no far better, should you win you will get my ETERNAL RESPECT*** that's right folks, my eternal freakin' respect, and you should consider yourself lucky if this honour is bestowed on you....odds on you're a punk and you won't deserve it but what can I do?
So "What do I do? Where do I sign up" I hear morons say, well hold your horses there Skippy....it isn't that simple. You see with a normal site you think "I'll enter the competition and if I lose, then nevermind....it's just a game". Wrong, it's not JUST A GAME, if you're the type of lowlife that believes this then read "It's not the winning it the taking part .." then the truth will be revealed. You see if you take part in anything your main ambition should be to win and humiliate everyone else in the process, this goes for anything from long distance running to seeing who can urinate highest up a wall....it's all the same. I'd also advise you don't enter unless you KNOW the right answer because...well..anyone who enters and get the answer wrong will also be posted in a hall of shame. Where as the Hall of fame would enrich your life, the very opposite would happen; a strange chain of events will progress. You would feel shit, your friends and family will disown you, you will be openly mocked in the street, you'll develop a skin condition, you'll lose you job or get kicked out of school, you'll be humiliated by small children, until you decide you've hand enough...you're going to end it all. You cock your gun, aim the barrel at your head...slowly pulling the trigger....BANG! You missed you fuckin loser, you can't do anything right. This then happens again and again in circular motions for the remaining time on this planet....you have been warned. |
