| Some Decent Websites |
| Here is a list of websites or links that don't bite. None are porn, because all porn rule (obvious exceptions, Animal Farm and Fat Fantasies) therefore you don't need to sift through the shit, because nakedness rules. Anyhow here's some stuff that doesn't blow... |
| http://maddox.xmission.com/ This, in the creators own words is, "The Best Page in the Universe". I'd have to agree, simply kicks ass, it appears in my Thirty things that make me smile article but that was a lie, he makes he laugh my ass off. www.geocities.com/mylittletoolbox/news This is my friends site, it's pretty shit. I was gonna make a site with him but he was to busy performing leud sexual acts to his guitar, that takes up 90% of his time. This is the piece of turd he churned out......I dodged a bullet working with this shit. Anyhow check it out. Under Construction for the moment, www.tuckermax.com This is a site set up by some dude who wanted a date so he did what every loser would do...he advertised on the internet . He's got no chance, but still funny. Look out for the most uncomfortable conversation ever.... www.thespecials.com This is the homepage of the words greatest single band (The Specials), get educated you dolt. www.socceram.net This is a site based on the TV show Soccer AM, probably the best show in the world (Saturday 9am on Sky Sports 1). It doesn't really do it a complete justice...I mean I could probably do better, but a fair attempt. www.mulletjunky.com This is an entire website dedicated to the single greatest haircut ever.....the mullet. www.savechip.com This is related to Soccer AM, read the story behind Save Chip. Learn about his struggle, support him....don't let Sarah win. http://www.mrznet.com/mambo.html This is hilarious, it's the single shittest thing I've seen in my life, I can only assume this was a joke, because this is a obomination to the internet. Still.....funny. www.ninjaturtle.com This is a site dedicated to Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kick ass, therefore this site kicks ass. http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/index.htm This is website that teaches you to swear in over 100 languages.....educational and fun. www.geocities.com/carringtontheboys This is a website set up by my media teacher. He is apparently a "Frustrated English Teacher" and so has spent most of his life wasting his time by writing comic book scipts. Apart from the introduction paragraph (which was written by someone with the creative flair of bull scrotem) the scripts are really quite good, infact it borders on talented. So stand tall RICHARD CARRINGTON you have done yourself proud. Oh, the site also has the greatest wordplay joke I've ever seen...well...10/10 for effort. www.mattbeale.isgay.com Oh my god, I know this kid. I always did suspect it. If anyone sees him in the street, make sure you taunt him....he's got thick skin....he can take it. www.zappa.com This is the official website of Frank Zappa. He kicks ass. Check it out or risk being an ignorant philistine....your choice. |
| If you know a good website, email me and I'll check it out in my own sweet time... |