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| Dear Guys I am a young red blooded englishman with only one thing on my mind... Poo. I am addicted to the great website www.ratemypoo.com and spend hours looking at the many varieties of bum candy. I have even submitted a couple of my own chocolate canoes but they faired very poorly. I often lie awake at night dreaming about all the poo flowing round London. Do you think this makes me weird? Norman, (25) london Alistair writes: Dear Nic- I mean Norman. It is Perfectly normal for a young person to be interested in poo.. as long as they are 2 years old. You sick little fwuck, keep your filthy mind out of our website. Tony writes: You are one sick fwucked up little cocksucker... I'm going to send some Capos round to pop a cap in that poo filled ass of yours. Nick writes; I don't see anything wrong with a young man having a hobby. You guys should broaden your minds. |
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| Tony Soprano As a head mafioso Tony is an expert in the fields of man management, granoli, cwoffy, and poppin' a cap in yo' ass. |
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| Dear Guys I am a young red blooded guy. For years now I have been terribly ugly, to the point where most girls won't even co-operate with me in any context. Recently I almost had to leave a sports club because people just seemed to laugh at me so much. I've never had a girlfriend and I don't have many other friends either. My confidence is at rock bottom and I can't see how anything is going to change. I have become so shy that some people are even starting to accuse me of being gay, which I am not. It seems I am being persecuted just for being 'me'.. Click on 'me' to view Matt's photo. Matt 23, California Alistair Writes: You've come to the right place! Dickswithoutchicks is a haven for the facially disfigured. Take a look at some of the freaks in our gallery, I'm sure that will lift your spirits. Tony Writes: If you is half as ugly as you sounds I can solve your problem. I'll send some of the guys round with a couple of 45's to pop a cap in yo ass. I will even make sure you get shot in the face if you want. Nick writes: U.G.L.Y.... you ain't got no alibi, You UGLY! Happy Shagging! |