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| Sad news about beer You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down to pee, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologise when wrong. No further testing is planned. |
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| Man chooses hell over missed bin. A man has sold his soul to the devil in return for the ability to throw crumpled up bits of paper in the bin and never miss, no matter how far away he may be from the bin. 32 yr old Arthur Clutterbuck of Giggleswhich Lanken in Yorkshire spoke of the arrangement for the first time yesterday. �It was all handled in a straightforward and professional manner" said Mr. Clutterbuck � I arranged to meet the devil at the bottom of Scafell Pike at midnight where I signed a simple contract promising him custody of my soul henceforth and for all eternity� When confronted with the idea that never missing a bin was a fairly trivial skill to have in return for eternity in the fiery pits of hell Mr. Clutterbuck replied, �You may be right but it certainly impresses my mates and the devil also threw in the ability to flick bogies off my finger first time, every time����which is handy� |
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| Billy Prentice the Mentalist Dentist North London dentistry has reached new heights of sophistication and technical excellence. The area now boasts this state of the art dental surgery which is pushing the boundaries of oral medicine. It is even equipped with 2 mobile telephones and several 'Black and Decker' workmates. Book your appointment now! |
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| World's best picture revealed American scientists today revealed what they claim is the world's best photograph. Professor Kodak von Arsecheek of the University of Boston has said of the photo, "Ve have anylised a very large amount of photos and this vas by far the best...ever" CLICK HERE TO SEE THE PHOTO NOW! |
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