Paul Daniels accepts 2 year Pizza Hut contract
Popular children�s magician Paul Daniels yesterday confirmed he would extend his Pizza Hut contract for a further two years. The pint sized performer is set to earn a total of 3.5 million over the two year period for turning round pizza bases rectangular using a special magic spell. Pizza Hut use the bases in the recipe for their heavily advertised �Sicilian� which has so far proved popular among consumers.
Mr. Daniel�s has said of the lucrative contract, � It�s fairly easy really. I just pop into the warehouse once a week and cast a spell over 10,000 pizza bases or so, turning them from round to rectangular. I then integrate a secret combination of basil, garlic and olive oil into the dough also using my supernatural powers.�
The contract will greatly increase the miniature magicians vast personal fortune considering he already brings in a reputed 2 million a year from his contract with confectionery firm Nestle for the production of savoury snack �Twiglets�.
�Now the Twiglets deal was a real touch� Mr. Daniels is quoted as saying. �All I have to do is pour a couple of mugs of Bovril over the soil above my Old Mother Shipton�s Cave in Knaresborough. Over time the meaty drink seeps through and in much the same fashion as Stalactites the tasty snack is created�
When questioned whether sourcery was involved in the lengthy process the cunning conjurer tipped his hat, smiled and quipped �Now that�s magic!� |
