When Ian Robert Browne isn't busy training his Pikachu he likes to practice his drumming. If he didn't, then he'd suck wouldn't he? He likes Ayotte Drums, has been drumming for over 14 years and got himself a degree in Jazz. He also seems to like flared jeans, big 80's sunglasses and cowboy hats. He was born in New Westminster on November 12, 1973, which is the year of the Ox. He is also the only member of the band who still smokes. Baaad, drummer boy.

In his teen years, he went to Centennial Secondary School in Coquitlam. He had many good times there. Running into doors, getting lunch remnants tossed his way. Why, he was even stuffed into a locker by the very one they call "Matt Good." Since his locker-stuffing incidents, he became prone to pink eye whenever a photo of him is taken and also developed one hell of a deep voice. So deep that to hear it, one would lose control of their bowel movements! And that's why you never hear Ian talk.