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| ::COUNTRY MIKE LYRICS:: Home | MP3 | Discography | FAQ | Pictures | Lyrics Main Sloppy Drunks No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your hand goes clunk Days spin around, threw up in your bunk No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody likes sloppy drunks My uncle he came over Christmas night And he ate up all our food That wouldn�t be so bad But then he went and drank up all the booze He went and cussed my papa Now that was downright rude You get liquered up in my house son I�m gunna have to read you the news No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your hand goes clunk Days spin around, threw up in your bunk No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody like sloppy drunks I was down at the Round-Up bar one night And was getting on about two Seen this cowboy he was arm in arm With my ole� friend Betty Lou He ordered up a round of drinks He was acting up a fool He was drippin� up on her dress And a hatin� on her too Nothin� gets me more riled up Than a cowboy actin� rude So I grabbed him up by the scruff of the neck And yes I read that boy the news No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your hand goes clunk Days spin around, threw up in your bunk No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody like sloppy drunks �Read that boy the news� YEEEEEEEEHAW C�mon now go get em� Yeah I know you don�t like em� neither Ain�t that the truth C�mon No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your hand goes clunk Days spin around, threw up in your bunk No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody like sloppy drunks C�mon now No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Fall on your face and your hand goes clunk Days spin around, threw up in your bunk No one likes a sloppy drunk Stinkin� up the room like a stinky skunk Nobody like sloppy drunks Railroad Blues �All Aboard, Track 17, All Aboard� Now this song is dedicated, to all the hard workin� pioneers of this country, setting out discovering the West, bringin� a railroad to where no man has ever been before. Johnny he worked on a railroad A poundin� on iron and steel Workin� his way out West now The only sure things his next meal America was young But she was a growin� Layin� tracks across the prairie Not knowing where they�re going His mother didn�t wanna leave him But now he�s in the West She said �please don�t go� But he said �if I don�t I�ll never rest� It wasn�t always easy Some of the boys died Johnny wrote her letters But received no replies Johnny he worked on a railroad A poundin� on iron and steel Workin� his way out West now The only sure things his next meal Johhny reached San Francisco Tired and broke without a dime Started panning for gold Just a hopin� he would find The gold wasn�t a rushin� but Johnny kept on minin� Trying to send his mama something with the letters he was signing Then one day Johnny finally got a reply When he opened mama�s letter He began to cry She�s a writin� from her deathbed And this is what she said �please don�t be mad at me son, cause tomorrow ill be dead� Johnny he worked on a railroad A poundin� on iron and steel Workin� his way out West now The only sure things his next meal We Can Do This Now listen her lady Got something to tell ya I�m out on the road And I�m going nowhere Look and you�ll find �look and you�ll find� Some a piece a mind �piece of mind� I�ve been a chewin� and boozin� Playin� my music Seems all my life I�ve been looking� for something But I am blind �I am blind� Cannot see the sign �see the sign� Turn my back on yer� lovin� Cause I wasn�t thinking Your gunna burn me And leave me a broken heart And high and dry �high and dry� I cannot tell a lie �tell a lie� Whats the point in Playin these games When we could be lovin� And holdin� each other A hand in hand �hand in hand� All we needs a plan �needs a plan� We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love We can do this if we try Reach the stars and heavens above We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love Oh Darlin� now please don�t you cry Reach the stars and heavens above Now listen hear lady I�m out for a while Things are changin� Since I�ve been around I�ve been playin� the fool �playin� the fool� I�ll give your lovin� too �lovin� too� Now I was born A travelling man America is A beautiful land And I�m on the road �on the road� Just a pulling my load �he�s pulling his load� I�ve been beggin� Done me no wrong Livin� this lifestyle A bit to long And that�s a all alone �all alone� Goin� show to show �show to show� One last time A second chance It�s not to late For a little romance I just a need you �I need you� A tell me what to do �what to do� We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love We can do this if we try Reach the stars and heavens above We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love Oh Darlin� now please don�t cry Reach the stars and heavens above Darl�, c�mon darl I know what cha thinkin� I know I got some things right And I got some things wrong But you know ever since I was born Country music�s all I�ve known And the road has been my life Drinkin� whisky and playin� music That was always my wife We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love We can do this if we try Reach the stars and heavens above We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love Oh Darlin� now please don�t cry Reach the stars and heavens above Country Delight Well, I am country mike And I�d like to say hello To the black the white The red and the green, the purple and yellow But first I gotta, bang-bang, stomp my boots Movin� to the country beat Cat fish and corn bread is what I love to eat But so far you heard my voice Guess it ain�t no riddle Right now gunna introduce my man slim on the fiddle C�mon now boys Well, ranch house, barnyard, at the rodeo Ranch house feel lot catchin� up, C�mon now do-say-do Said co-u-n-t-r-y to all the peoples delight I go by the unforgettable name, by the man they call me country mike My name is known all over the world By the city I�m going down in history As the baddast cowboy there ever could be Got Greg on the bass Slim on the fiddle Got the down whole music can you punch to the middle Just throw your hands up in the air While you dance in the place shake you derry air Say �Yeehaw� �Yeehaw� Say �Yeehaw� c�mon , �Yeehaw� Don't Let The Air Out My Tire Yeah, this is dedicated to all you backstabbing fools out there, there�s gunna be hell to pay I catch on with you, you think I don�t know?, I know what your up to. Damn pretty boys. Don�t let the air out of my tires, �Woo Hoo� Don�t like the feelin�, you liars �Woo Hoo� I�m not the type, turn a blind eye When you�re asleep, I�m gunna catch you guy Go faster boy you got something to say Talk is cheap, yours ain�t worth a dime Eyes in the back of my head, and ears for miles Don�t play the piper with your lying smile You tried to knock the train off the tracks I shook my head Four days in a row and that my tires is flat Pity that fool and I�m a trap that rat When I catch that pretty boy, see what I�m gunna do I�m gunna catch him on my pick-up truck and make him pay his due Don�t let the air out of my tires, �Woo Hoo� Don�t like the feelin�, you liars �Woo Hoo� I�m not the type, turn a blind eye When you�re asleep, I�m gunna catch you guy Solo Mess with me like something you never had Like a buckin� bull when I get mad Meddle with my truck and you get high Mess with me your gunna pay the price �I ain�t that nice� Don�t let the air out of my tires, �Woo Hoo� Don�t like the feelin�, you liars �Woo Hoo� I�m not the type, turn a blind eye When you�re asleep, I�m gunna catch you guy One more time now boys Don�t let the air out of my tires, �Woo Hoo� Don�t like the feelin�, you liars �Woo Hoo� I�m not the type, turn a blind eye When you�re asleep, I�m gunna catch you guy You never really can Repair what hurts inside You still remember when The good times rolled And you still had your pride Just when you think You got your lesson learned You go and fall in love And you get burned How do you mend an achin� heart When theirs to many holes to fill And of our lonely day Tilt both hands and drink In the old river spill ___ is the passion In the heat of the night Couldn�t see nothin� Now I can�t stand the sight Wasn�t even lookin� When you came along Seems like just yesterday When I sang your song They don�t make no blue Kinda tape I need Nothings gunna stop This old heart bleed How do we mend achin� hearts been so many years Guess I go to the riverbed Just drown myself in tears How do you mend an achin� heart When theirs to many holes to fill Follow the dam To both hands and drink When the ole� river spills One Song A Night Ain�t need no one a tell me what to do I wrote this special song from me to you I ain�t got no time to mess around Put a smile on your face and lose that frown Put a little country in your heart That will give you a fresh start Cause for me writin� songs just ain�t that hard Just readin� you the news with my guitar I write one song a night I say one song a night It makes me feel good the next morning Feel good my whole life I write one song a night I say one song a night Music is my lady And my guitar is my life Without Country Mike what would you do You need my songs like I need you Everyone has got their special place If yours ain�t country get out my face Take a man out the country can�t you see But keep those city slicking hands of a me A day just ain�t a day without a song I�ll be a hootin� and a hootin� and a hollering all night long A-ha I write one song a night I say one song a night Feel good the next morning Feel good my whole life I write one song a night I say one song a night Cause music is my lady And my guitar is my wife Country Christmas Now I�d like to thank the lord Jesus Christ, for helping my family gather round here today, and putting all this great food on our table, and I just hope he�s as generous to all the other fine country families out there, on this special day. We�re havin� a country Christmas I hope you have one too Santa Claus is bakin� biscuits What did he bake for you? Daddy�s got the fire a blazin� It�s such a fine sight to see Now all the cowhands are amazin� And Santa left a gift for me It�s a country, country Christmas People are gathered around Country, country Christmas Baby Jesus is in town Santa gave daddy some whiskey An iron whats he gave to my mum I promise ole� Kris Cringle I write a song a night on my guitar Turkey with all the fixings Thank the lord for all a my food For the wise men and the manger To this game I�ll always stay true Well it�s a country, country Christmas Sleigh bells and reindeers Country, country Christmas Tis� good ole� family cheer Kenny Jones (Country Knows Best) This is a song bout an old country singer friend of mine His name is Kenny Jones He was a small town legend from Tennessee He went in search of the big city, some dreams he was lookin� for But things kinda got of track a bit But of course you know, he�s always welcome back Right here to Tennessee Kenny Jones grew up in a little Tennessee town When he played the guitar, all the people gathered round Been playin� country music, since the day that Kenny was born When he left the Tennessee town, with these words to Kenny I did worn This is what I said �Who knows all?, Who knows best?, Whether you�re in the East, You�re in the West, Go get cha cowboy boots, And your special vest, Cause country music knows the best� Kenny left the grand ole� ___, lookin� for fortune and fame Packed his bags off to Hollywood, tryin� to make himself a name Bright lights, big city, and Kenny�s lookin� for a head Tryin� to make some money, but Kenny ain�t makin� shit Well he turned his back on country, now Kenny�s playin� rock n� roll Didn�t look where he�s goin�, and Kenny fell into a hole City�s like a railroad car, then it went off track Now he�s comin� home to Nashville, where Kenny�s always welcome back And this is what we say �Who knows all?, Who knows best?, Whether you�re in the East, You�re in the West, Go get cha cowboy boots, And your special vest, Cause country music knows.......� Country Mike's Theme Who�s Country Mike? I�m Country Mike Where�s Country Mike? Here�s Country Mike Who�s Country Mike? I�m Country Mike Your Country Mike I�m Country Mike �Read those boys the news� �Read those boys the news� �Read those boys the news� �Read those boys the news� Who�s Country Mike? I�m country Mike Where�s Country Mike? Here�s Country Mike He�s Country Mike A-Ha On Your Way Up Again (The Fowl Song) My pappa done told me Don�t put all your eggs in one basket My pappa done told me Don�t put all your eggs in one basket Cause you might be counting your chickens before they hatch Which brings us to the question Why did the chicken cross the road? If I knew that I�d know why a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush Now we all wanna be free like an eagle But we also know what its like when someone flies the coop But I think that�s a real birds eye view on the situation Once around the corner Once around the bend When you�re on your way up again Go and tell the grocer Go and tell your friend When you�re on your way up again Now you see the people on the way up Same people on the way down When you hit rock bottom Only way you can go is up Now we all know it�s real lonely at the top So don�t bite the hand that feeds ya Cause you just might get burned Patience is a virtue So you best wait you�re turn Once around the corner Once around the bend When you�re on your way up again Go and tell the grocer Go and tell your friend When you�re on your way up again Do onto others As you want done onto you One hand watches the other And you know that that ain�t true Don�t get you�re foot in the door Follow your own way Don�t let the sixth sense fool you It won�t go astray When the shoe is on the other foot And that is how it stands One of these days I�m a take the law in my own damn hands Once around the corner Once around the bend When you�re on your way up again Go and tell the grocer Go and tell your friend When you�re on your way up again We Can Do This (LIVE) All ready baby Bring it on Now listen her lady Got something to tell ya I�m out on the road And I�m going nowhere Look and you�ll find �look and you�ll find� Some a piece a mind �piece of mind� I�ve been a chewin� and boozin� Playin� my music Seems all my life I�ve been looking� for something Cannot see the sign �see the sign� And I am blind �I am blind� We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love Oh Darlin� now please don�t you cry We can do this if we try Turn my back on yer� lovin� Cause I wasn�t thinking Your gunna burn me And leave me a broken And high and dry �high and dry� I cannot tell a lie �can�t tell a lie� So whats this point in Playin these games When we could be lovin� And holdin� each other A hand in hand �hand in hand� All we needs a plan �needs a plan� We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love Oh Darlin� now please don�t you cry We can do this if we try Now listen here Darl� I know I�ve done a lot of wrong things But there comes a point when theres only one answer and one reason And that�s that we got to be together You and me Cause we got that special thing y�know And I ain�t had it with no other person And I can�t give it up We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love Oh Darlin� now please don�t cry We can do this if we try Now listen hear lady Been gone for a while And things have changed More than just my style And I was born A travelling man America is A beautiful land I�m beggin� you Darl� I know I done wrong I�ve been livin� this lifestyle A bit much to long I�m asking you please For a second chance It�s not too late For a little romance But I�m all alone �he�s on the road� And yes I�m pulling my load �he�s pulling his load� We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love Oh Darlin� now please don�t cry We can do this if we try We can do this if we try Try hard enough to fall in love Oh Darlin� now please don�t cry We can do this if we try We can do this if we try We can do this if we try The Half-Wit Well Sally was a girl She was the loneliest soul in grade school Folks all thought she was a half-wit But it�s just that, she just didn�t like to speak |