STARR REPORT UNCOVERS SCAM
Further releases of the Gwyneth Starr report allege that Brett Hall committed acts of bribery in order to conceal a five month long lie over the price of Scotch Fillet. The incident occurred after Dominic Moawad in a mailing to those on his "cathedral" directory, noted that specially cut, low fat, gourmet Scotch Fillet cost approximately 17 to 18 dollars. Brett Hall undermined this by going to a shonky butcher and asking how much "Scotch Fillet" steak costs. With a wink in his right eye, the butcher went over to his rabbit meat collection and said "8.99 a kilo". In spite of knowing about the inferior quality of the Scotch fillet, Mr Hall perpetuated the lie, convincing others that it was much cheaper than Moawad's "assertions". Mr Moawad never admitted that the type of Scotch fillet he consumed could possibly be sold at 8.99 a kilo. However, Mr Hall, who had previously been embarassed over a five year old belief that MSG was "bad for you" (ie. when taken in moderation), was determined to prove Moawad wrong through a campaign of "misinformation, distortion, character destruction, and lying." When it was apparrent, no one believed him (especially when friends said "yeah right, and MSG is bad for us! heheheheh"), Brett Hall engaged in criminal activity with Geoff Toms, who "rolled over" for the Gwyneth Starr report as soon as it became apparent he could no longer sustain the lie:
OIC REPORT
II FACTS
J SCOTCH FILLET BRIBERY