HARD ROCKIN!!!
Recruiting a Stormtrooper on bass, two Royal Imperial Guards on guitars, and a
Death Star Guard on drums, Vader was ready to rule the world of Rock 'n' Roll
At the last minute he felt it necessary to enlist the aid of the
Bounty Hunter Boba Fett on keyboards.
The slaves Leia and Oola were quickly abducted by the evil Death Star Girls
and trained in the Dark Side's secrets of seductive dance.
The Empire's greatest archietcts have engineered a stage show with a hyperdrive capable of making the jump to light speed and delivering a sonic boom of rock star assault.
THRILL!!
To songs like "I'm Not the Droid You're Looking For", "Burning Dwon Mos Eisley",
and "My TIE"
CHILL!!
To the parade of Pulchritude that rivals the go-go dancing in this or any other galaxy
And even STILL!!
Witness pyrotechnics that threaten to burn your Rebel Scum face right off!
Enthralled by the blistering sounds of GRAND MOFF TARKIN, you, as well all else who have experienced it...will come to know the true power of the Dark Side.
