JazzBabySays: -so yeah, Blackout got a notice saying his
bid item finally arrived at the location he'd specicfied in town,
and he needs a ride- Bonecrusher?
crush all humanz: *idly doing... what does he normally
do, anyways? relaxing or daydreaming or getting a
secret comm from a vok, most likely* HMM?
crush all humanz: *isn't actually getting a comm from
a vok. just saying.*
JazzBabySays: -finishes pulling on his clothes, which is
unfortunately his last pair after everything they have done is
said and over with- I have to make a pick up. You don't look
overly busy, think you can get me to town?
crush all humanz: *holo pops in front, grinning easily*
I probably can.... What's in it for me? *yeah, his mech
form's already transforming, stfu.*
JazzBabySays: Considering the poor state of my
wardrobe, what would you say about also assisting me in
acquiring some new leather garments? -smirks-
crush all humanz: *aaand there you go, door's wide open for ya* I think I can do that. I think I can even get behind that. *and pop-pop yay for
teleportation, his holo's now behind the wheel! :D*
JazzBabySays: -rolls his eyes, smirk never faltering though, and climbs inside- I had a delivery made to an abandoned warehouse near the opposite end of the
nearest town to here. -if Bonecrusher will notice, the street address is rather close to a certain shop he's mentioned before...ya know the one-
crush all humanz: *takes off! he does indeed notice but he decides not to say anything, taking the hallways perfectly fine thank you very much*
JazzBabySays: ...-buckles up anyway-
JazzBabySays: -tightly-
crush all humanz: *grins at him* I'm sorry, does my drivin' leave somethin' to be desired? *speeds up justabit*
JazzBabySays: (Yeah ok what the fucking hell was that)
crush all humanz: ((you got kicked? D: ))
JazzBabySays: (yep)
JazzBabySays: (got your stuff though)
crush all humanz: ((oook. you want an invite?))
JazzBabySays: (y plox <3)
JazzBabySays: -shifts once, leaning further back in his seat- You call this driving?
crush all humanz: *nods a bit, and boom they're outta the base :D* Yeah, generally when the four wheels move over the ground, it's usually
considered driving.
JazzBabySays: -scowls, giving the dashboard a - by his standards at least - a light kick- I know what driving is, I just find it hard to believe a ground pounder
like you can barely control yourself along any straight surface. Even sparklings seem to show more restraint than you at times.
crush all humanz: *revs his engine a bit, his holo mimicking the wince he no doubt had from the kick* I'm perfectly capable of controlling
myself. I just prefer getting from point A to B more than I prefer getting there in one piece. *:B*
JazzBabySays: Certainly explains a lot. -scoffs, recalling the whole BEHEADED THING the other experienced on a highway at one time. that's what you get for
being reckless, idiot-
crush all humanz: *he likes reckless. LIVIN' IN THE FAST LANE speaking of is he going faster than normal? huh.* What? If you don't like my
driving, I'm fine with you trying to do better.
JazzBabySays: -snorts, snubbing his nose in the air slightly- I'm a flier. I do not do driving, though I'm sure it can't be that hard.
crush all humanz: *raises an eyebrow* Are you so sure? I'm quite willing to let you control me.
JazzBabySays: I wouldn't have to if you would just slow down. I, for one, am in no hurry to die.
crush all humanz: *sighs and slows down a little* I'm not going that fast. I'm not built for speed, like the sports cars. *idly* Luckily you're not
with any of them, you'd be terrified.
JazzBabySays: -eases just slightly- I'd like to see you up and have to get used to flying.
JazzBabySays: You are so...limited down here. -waves a hand absently at the outside world-
crush all humanz: *rolls his eyes* That's what you fliers think. Can't see the forest for the trees, or somethin'. I prefer the ground over the air
any day.
JazzBabySays signed off at 8:15:59 PM.
JazzBabySays signed on at 8:16:28 PM.
crush all humanz: ((wb?))
JazzBabySays: (ty -.-; )
crush all humanz: ((invite and last line?))
crush all humanz: ((or just invite?))
JazzBabySays: (neither, thank you, unless Bonecrusher said something other then the tree comment?)
crush all humanz: ((nope))
crush all humanz: ((;3))
JazzBabySays: Missing the point, am I? Alright, then tell me, what is so special about dragging yourself all over the dirt, hm?
crush all humanz: Hmm. Caves? Kinda found one of those on the way to base.... Then there's the view of things going by you so fast they blur.
Kinda like runnin' myself over cliffs, too, so long as I'm not gonna crash and burn at the bottom. *idly*
JazzBabySays: -tilts his head slightly, not sure he really understands it all, but then again he's convinced the other is strange to begin with, so it's not like he's
really surprised-
crush all humanz: Eh, you wouldn't get it. *waves a hand* Too busy with yer head in the clouds. *it's said mildly, so he obv. doesn't mean it.
really.*
crush all humanz: ((bonecrusher is SUCH a dick to the vok))
JazzBabySays: (I expect logs D: )
crush all humanz: ((you'll get it <3))
JazzBabySays: (<3!!!)
crush all humanz: ((though there's something creepy about the vok going "Bonecrusher is love" XD))
JazzBabySays: (...what)
crush all humanz: ((like I said, he's being a dick XD))
JazzBabySays: What's to understand? You can't feel the free wind brushing against your frame, the extent to your vision is only what's in front of you and you
are confined on where you can go. Certainly doesn't sound like I am missing much. -his tone is one of observation, though, as always, he can't seem to help but
throw in a bit of his opinion as he glances out the other's window, eyes drawn to the sky-
crush all humanz: *shrugs a bit* I don't really get the idea of not having something under you. But, like I've said before, to each their own. *a
long pause, and then he looks at Blackout with a smirk* Maybe I should look into gettin' wings? Like Tracks. Bet those'd look lovely.
JazzBabySays: -seems to come back down to Earth at the other's words, a small smirk surfacing as he gives the other a look- I highly doubt you could handle
such a gift. Though I suppose it wouldn't be too unappealing to the eye...
crush all humanz: *snorts* I'd like to see you last a week on wheels. And are you kiddin' me? I'd look hideous with wings. *makes a face*
Haven't seen anyone pull those things off in any way better than decent.
crush all humanz: *smirk* I much prefer rotor blades, anyways.
JazzBabySays: .......
JazzBabySays: Oh....
JazzBabySays: -slightly smug :3-
crush all humanz: *heh.* Either way - waitasec. *beat* What are we pickin' up again?
crush all humanz: *you'd think he'd either pay attention or you know ask these things earlier*
JazzBabySays: ...my spark casing, of course. What did you think we were picking up?
crush all humanz: I dunno, that's why I asked. *shrugs and speeds up again - oh is that a town?*
JazzBabySays: -sighs softly and shakes his head, but doesn't comment further on it- Just try not to run over anyone until we leave, alright? I want to at least
get there after waiting so long already to get this.
crush all humanz: Promise to be on my best behavior. *best being a relative word*
crush all humanz: ((I'm waiting until all my logs are done tonight before i post, but I figure you might wanna see it~))
JazzBabySays: (EEE)
JazzBabySays: ...my version of best behavior or yours? -deadpan-
crush all humanz: *chuckles* Is either choice a good answer in this particular situation? *haha, he can so follow directions, lookit the
warehouse!*
JazzBabySays: -breathes deeply through his nose, trying to count to ten. strangling the holo of the mech you are in is never a wise decision...unless it's a last
resort-
crush all humanz: *parks and gives the other a waaaay too innocent look* I promise I won't blow anything up or run anybody over unless they
look at either of us funny, touch us, or make some kind of weird eye-contact I don't directly appreciate. *:3* That alright?
JazzBabySays: ...-hates that he can't process through all of that as much as he would like and frowns, eyes narrowing slightly- Lord Megatron has ordered us
not to harm any of the meatsacks unless physically threatened, if you recall. Try and keep that in mind while I go and grab the package, won't you? -unbuckles
his seatbelt and leaves, heading inside-
crush all humanz: *rolls his eyes. Megatron also probably would want him to not roll his eyes, either, but you know what FIGHT THE POWER*
JazzBabySays: -minutes tick away-
crush all humanz: *is playing tetris on his central processor, music blaring from his speakers but at an acceptable level for most humans - you
know, if it wasn't TETRIS.*
JazzBabySays: (oh, that's just cruel)
crush all humanz: ((he likes tetris!))
crush all humanz: ((helps him focus his MIND man))
JazzBabySays: (what mind? obv tetris has rotted it away if he thinks it's alright!)
crush all humanz: ((....i like tetris ;_; ))
JazzBabySays: (...well)
JazzBabySays: (uh)
JazzBabySays: (I love you!)
crush all humanz: ((ilu2))
JazzBabySays: -there's a loud clang as something large hits a wall, then Blackout comes strolling out, a large cardboard box hefted over one shoulder-
crush all humanz: *raises an eyebrow as he opens both side and front passenger door - one for the box and one for Blackout* Do I want to know
what took you so long? *and the tetris music cuts out!*
JazzBabySays: Let's just say I was...'physically threatened'. -notes rather calmly, placing the box in the back and buckling it in...several times-
crush all humanz: ....Physically threatened by what? A raccoon?
JazzBabySays: -flops back into his front seat, securing himself in as well- I think the proper term for them is...gang members? Maybe crack dealers...not like I
can do a mental search right now.
crush all humanz: ..............*looks at Blackout* There are people in there? *innocently* Are they still alive?
JazzBabySays: I'm sure an autopsy will reveal that at one time they were human. -replies rather idly-
crush all humanz: *sighs and kicks into drive, leisurely pace this time* You didn't let me have any fun. *sounds mock-disappointed*
JazzBabySays: They were a bit demanding of my time, I'm afraid. -gives the holo's leg a sympathetic pat- There's always next time.
crush all humanz: *grumbles* Not if people know what's good for them there won't be a next time. *brightens a bit* Leather now?
JazzBabySays: I suppose a little shopping is in order...you have been an exceptionally good boy so far.
crush all humanz: *grins* Of course I have been. I'm tryin' to set a record for the longest period of time I can go without screwin' somethin' up.
JazzBabySays: ...if you just jinxed it, I'm demanding you pull over so I can slash your tires. -gives him a level stare-
crush all humanz: Nah, so far I've gone a day. Well.... Yeah, I think it's been 24 hours now since I last did somethin' stupid.
JazzBabySays: ...huh, that is quite the record for you. -sounds genially impressed-
crush all humanz: *nods* Kinda depressin', isn't it?
JazzBabySays: In a way...yes, very much so.
crush all humanz: Eh, I try not to fuck up but slaggit, it's too easy sometimes.
JazzBabySays: -so...are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?-
crush all humanz: *i dunno, blackout's the one who knows what store we're going to, maybe he should POINT IT OUT*
JazzBabySays: -points- There it is.
crush all humanz: *YAY good Blackout :3 PARKS kinda.... yeah, that's gonna get a ticket, oh well - and both doors swing open :D* So, pants?
....Better if they don't have buttons. I still haven't worked out the pressure for those. *:\*
JazzBabySays: Pants and shirts. I am currently only down to the clothes I'm wearing, thanks to your incapability to properly undo my previous garments.
-wonders a little sadly if he should invesst in a jacket as well, seeing as he might be stuck like this till winter, but quickly brushes the thought aside-
crush all humanz: ((okay, does the image of Human!Blackout in a christmas sweater and a matching scarf/winter hat set not make you go "Aww
how reluctantly adorable" or what?))
crush all humanz: ((that's the image I got from JACKET))
JazzBabySays: (......)
JazzBabySays: (What do you get when I say 'Blackout' and 'socks'?)
crush all humanz: ((....Blackout wearing nothing but?))
crush all humanz: ((which I can fully get behind, btw.))
JazzBabySays: (....ilu)
crush all humanz: ((<3))
crush all humanz: *pouts innocently as his holo slides out onto the street* I can't help it. Clothes gets in between my teeth and your skin. It's
really unfortunate.
JazzBabySays: -steps out as well, eyeing the shop for a moment. not the most welcoming environment, but it will do for now - or at least the items in that
leather display will...-
crush all humanz: *notices said leather display and griiiins because his processors are quite capable of imagining that on Blackout* So. Are
we going in, or are you gonna look at it like it's gonna bite you? *innocent*
crush all humanz: *shameless, too, because I have a feeling that shop isn't exactly posh*
JazzBabySays: -snorts loudly, leading the way inside. he has to pause near the doorway for a moment though, since the place is rather dark and cloyed with
the smell of incense. when he finally gets his bearings he can only stare at the assortment of goods the store has to offer. though he's never heard the Matrix as
described in this kind of detail, but if he just died and went there? then he's going to have to be dragged back out by the skin of his teeth...or tied up with those
chains in the corner. either way he's going to need some convincing-
crush all humanz: *he is not the only one. kids in a candyshop, anybody?*
JazzBabySays: -Blackout wants that one and that one and oh! he knows what he wants for Christmas now :-D-
crush all humanz: ((just so we're clear.... what kinda shop are we gettin' these poor boys into? XD))
crush all humanz: ((.....not that i've been to any shops with chains in them, i'm just wondering for googling purposes?))
JazzBabySays: (...you're actually going to research this? oh you brave soul)
JazzBabySays: (I was assuming some kind of BDSM place)
crush all humanz: ((I was assuming that too. Good thing because I totally.... know how to google that >_>))
crush all humanz: ((*cough* ANYWAYS. Most awkward RP ever between us about to commence y/n XD))
JazzBabySays: (...y)
JazzBabySays: (Someone should be evil and have an emplyee bother them or something)
crush all humanz: ((someone being.........))
JazzBabySays: (....you're not virtually looking at me like that are you...? D: )
crush all humanz: ((....nah, you probably wouldn't be able to handle it, anyways.... 9_9))
JazzBabySays: (...alright you, just make your comment and we'll see who can't 'handle it')
crush all humanz: *oooh hey blindfolds. that's an idea. and you know that whole "whips and chains excite me" line? yeeeeeeeeeeah.* Oh,
Blackout, please tell me there's no limit on your monetary value right now. *slightly dazed.*
JazzBabySays: ...fliers don't have limitations, remember? -voice sounds a little hoarse due to his excessive amounts of awe and sheer...happiness- ...how
much room do you have? I plan on buying this place out, so.
crush all humanz: *nods slowly* I have room. If I don't have room I have time to make a few trips.
JazzBabySays: Then let us do this. -is all srs biznuz as he heads in for the kill...why doesn't this place have a cart or something? hell, they should just install
a conveyer belt to unload the place into people's vehicles!-
crush all humanz: *crosses his arms and ttly saunters. is at one with the universe. waaay too pleased over - oooh, is that made specifically for
suspending a human? that's nifty!*
crush all humanz: ((i love the internet.))
JazzBabySays: (....I don't want to know.)
JazzBabySays: (AIM IS TELLING ME YOU'RE TYPING SOMETHING.)
crush all humanz: ((probably not :3))
JazzBabySays: (Oh, few.)
JazzBabySays: -aaaaand along saunters a woman, and everyone would know she's a woman, because her clothes? well, if you want call them clothes - more
like skimpy underwear if anything - reveals more than enough to detail her gender. she comes up behind the two- Hellooo, may I help you gentlemen with
anything?
JazzBabySays: -can't help but wonder how she fit into her garment...actually, it doesn't look like any kind of clothes he's seen...it's kind of plasticy...or
latexy...or painted on...-
JazzBabySays: -think there's one in his size?-
crush all humanz: *oh please Primus let there be.*
crush all humanz: *blink, turn, blink* ....Uh. *quirks an eyebrow* Not really? I dunno. *shrugs* One of everything?
crush all humanz: *meaning, wrap it up to go lady.*
JazzBabySays: -titters slightly- New to this realm then, are you?
crush all humanz: New would be a relative term. *is thinking in cybertronian years*
JazzBabySays: ...it's certainly a bit more than leather pants and handcuffs. -notes aloud-
crush all humanz: Only a bit! *points at that delightful hang-you-from-the-ceiling device* That's basically the same as handcuffs. *bright :D*
crush all humanz: *not to mention it's manmade - ergo, breakable!*
JazzBabySays: ...down boy. -pats his shoulder slightly-
crush all humanz: *D:*
JazzBabySays: Leather pants, eh? Then might I interest you in our selection in the back? -motions with a gloved thumb towards a couple large racks...of
nothing but pure leather-
JazzBabySays: ....can't decide, get me one of each. -can only stare-
crush all humanz: ....Just one? You know how I am with buttons....
JazzBabySays: ...fair enough, make it a double order. -pulls out a shiny plastic credit card-
JazzBabySays: -squees, snagging the card and running off to do as told-
JazzBabySays: You would think this place doesn't get good business with how she just reacted. -bemused-
crush all humanz: *shrugs* I guess most organics just can't handle things like.... all of it. At all. *wimps.*
JazzBabySays: -agreed. pansies, the lot of them-
JazzBabySays: Ah well, more for us.
crush all humanz: Exactly! *brightly* So are you just buying clothes or can we take some of this stuff home? *:D :D :D as he gestures at leather
straps, blindfolds, and... i don't even know what that is but it looks slightly painful.*
JazzBabySays: ...oh, alright. I suppose a little spoiling won't do us any harm. -absently waves him off, hopefully not spelling his doom-
crush all humanz: *no doom just blindfolds and things like that~ :D He is so not grinning like a maniac as he gathers up some... you know, i really
wish I knew what that is. It has the term "monkey" in it - yeaaah, might not want that, but one of these, one of those - :3*
JazzBabySays: -wonders if the other has any arm space left-
crush all humanz: *noooo, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't try to get more if he wasn't a little wary about anything involving keys.*
crush all humanz: ((...there's a category on this page under Toys called "Sharp Things"....))
crush all humanz: ((......*has to investigate*))
JazzBabySays: (.................)
JazzBabySays: (-whimpers-)
JazzBabySays: (Be gentle! D: )
crush all humanz: ((oh JESUS))
crush all humanz: ((oh, okay. they're like wooden back massagers only with prickly points on them.))
JazzBabySays: (SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP)
crush all humanz: ((what))
JazzBabySays: (I want my innocence in tact! D: )
crush all humanz: ((they're not for anything other than backs XD))
crush all humanz: ((it was just like... "WTF SHARP" and I had to look XD))
JazzBabySays: -comes back and shoves several large bags into Blackout's arms without much prompting- Will there be anything el...oh. -stares at
Bonecrusher's arms and his many toys- Want me to ring those up too, huh?
crush all humanz: *:D* Yesplz.
JazzBabySays: ...I wish my boyfriend would buy me hordes of this stuff. Poor guy doesn't know what he's missing. -rings it all up, though it takes several
minutes-
crush all humanz: *grins at Blackout* Spoilin' me is such a good idea, by the way.
JazzBabySays: Oh? -passes the bags right along, shoving them into Bonecrusher's arms. he wants the goods? then he's damn well carrying it all-
crush all humanz: *will do, sir~* Mmhmm. *is ttly not complaining*
JazzBabySays: -will demand a further, more detailed explination from him later, but for now he pays for everything-
JazzBabySays: -shoves the last thing...somewhere...on Bonecrusher- There, all done! Have fun you guys. :3
JazzBabySays: -does he really need to confirm that? no, he thinks not, for it should be obvious-
crush all humanz: *just keeps grinnin' and about-faces to march on outta there like a damned solider. a bondage soldier. well, i guess you gotta
make do with what you got.*
JazzBabySays: -smirks, following him out of there and loading up the small handful of bags he had to carry- Well, I would say that today was a complete
success, wouldn't you?
crush all humanz: One hundred and ten, I'd say. *throws the stuff into the back of himself (stillll awkward~) and then hops in the driver's seat~*
JazzBabySays signed off at 10:45:04 PM.
JazzBabySays signed on at 10:46:19 PM.
JazzBabySays: (need a repeat of your last response)
crush all humanz: One hundred and ten, I'd say. *throws the stuff into the back of himself (stillll awkward~) and then hops in the driver's seat~*
crush all humanz: ((<3))
JazzBabySays: (ty <3)
JazzBabySays: -chuckles softly- Certainly my kind of odds...-moves into his seat, lingering near the edge of one side so as to run a finger lightly along the
other's earlobe- So...I'm assuming you have an idea of what you would enjoy to try first?
crush all humanz: Mmm.... *is backin' out - no ticket yaay - and turning for the base, but his holo's attentions are only on the other* Maybe...
*kisses briefly, chuckling* Somethin' to do with blindfolds, I'm sure. That sounds like fun.
JazzBabySays: -kisses him right back- That does sound like marvelous fun...
crush all humanz: *growls a bit* And I definitely remember somethin' about tying you up against me...... *and his alt actually shudders a little at
that*
JazzBabySays: Oh, that's right, how could I ever forget? -practically purrs, having not forgotten at all. he leans in a bit closer, lightly running a hand along the
other's chest-
crush all humanz: *he grins and leans up against that hand, hooking one of his own hands around the seat to pull him upright and keep him
there* I'd hoped you wouldn't. After all... *tilts his head in to kiss him again, mumbling against his lips* I figure we could get pretty... creative.
JazzBabySays: (I love how their word from 'complicated' to 'creative' XD My how things change...)
crush all humanz: ((Hey, I figure that whole.... .......um, i'm just gonna sit here grinnin' like a dork while imaginin' it for a while longer ok))
crush all humanz: ((creative is more positive than complicated anyways.))
crush all humanz: ((be a positive thinker!))
JazzBabySays: I like creative...creative is good...-rumbles right back, nipping his bottom lip- Remember that whole 'drive carefully' thing? -smirks, whispering-
Forget about it...
crush all humanz: *careful? bonecrusher? i think you have the wrong mech because his top speed should technically, safely, be 65, and yet
he's going 80*
crush all humanz: *...well, now he is.*
JazzBabySays: -that'a boy! :3-
crush all humanz: ((.....i have no idea how to continue this. XD))
crush all humanz: ((short of jumping Blackout, that is.))
JazzBabySays: (plothole? time skip? remote fast forward?)
crush all humanz: *fastforward to a room! THE room, actually! How's that for a time jump.*
JazzBabySays: -Blackout isn't complaining, that's for sure-
crush all humanz: *hmms a bit, engine idling, and then shrugs - hey, if you gotta theory, test it~* Blackout~...
JazzBabySays: Hmm...? -is slooowly removing himself from the other's holo, intending to step out...eventually-
crush all humanz: *shifts to impede the other's movement, grinning innocently and - not that Blackout would notice anything - shifting a fair half
of his sensors from holo to his alt* Do me a favor and grab the headrest behind you. *smirks, leaning in close* Hard.
crush all humanz: *for science, never fails.*
JazzBabySays: (...how long has Bonecrusher been scheming about this kind of thing? XD)
crush all humanz: ((iiii dunno.))
crush all humanz: ((*innocent* He's just testing a hypothesis!))
JazzBabySays: -blinks once, then looks from the other's holo to over his shoulder to the headrest, then back again. arching one brow ridge he asks- What, you
mean like...this? -without removing his gaze from Bonecrusher's he stretches one arm up and over, finger tips hardly brushing over the top of the chair before
grasping it tightly as requested-
crush all humanz: *ooo-h, did not expect that - he groans a little, holo pressing up against him and growling into his ear* Just like that. Primus...
Didn't expect that.
JazzBabySays: I take it I should get...comfortable? -grins deviously, purposely leaning back and away from the holo, though is no less inviting if he so chooses
to follow, and rests the full length of his body in the seat, both arms now over his head and hands grasping the headrest-
crush all humanz: Mmm... *follows the other, stopping only for a second to reassure himself that his holo won't pop out any time soon, and
kisses the other roughly* You tell me how to... *growls lightly* accomodate you...
JazzBabySays: That's ah...tall order...-he slides down one hand until it has no more chair to touch, moving along to run down the other's chest until it catches
on his shirt, fingers curling into it and pulling him directly into his lap- Are you sure you are up for it?
crush all humanz: *slides into his lap easily, leaning chest to chest with him, lips curling in a smirk* I'm always up for you, beautiful...
JazzBabySays: Now that's what I love to hear...-laughs lowly, shifting under him just slightly- Think you can get rid of these atrocious garments for me?
crush all humanz: *is already working on it, making short work of the shirt and pulling off of him, kissing his collarbone in affirmation of this
glorious new development*
JazzBabySays: -sighs softly, leaning completely back against the seat. his free hand from before has wrapped around to caress the back of his neck for a
moment, trailing up to his hair and grasping what he can of it. moaning at the other's kisses he tries to urge him closer, wanting more-
crush all humanz: *his hands move to the other's pants, working on trying not to pop the button off this time, and he lifts his head up to kiss
Blackout deeply, growling into his mouth possessively*
crush all humanz: ((just btw, who's the guy you're using for Blackout?))
JazzBabySays: (uuuuuuh...let me see if I can check)
crush all humanz: ((NVM, found him~))
JazzBabySays: (His actor na....fine, be that way :< )
crush all humanz: ((<3))
JazzBabySays: (</3!!)
crush all humanz: ((ilu ;_;))
JazzBabySays: (I STOPPED WRITING MY REPLY FOR YOU -sobsob-)
crush all humanz: ((SORRY))
JazzBabySays: -when the time is right he arches up enough to make it slightly easier for such articles of clothing to be removed before easily sliding back into
place, all without him breaking the kiss. he has yet to remove his hand and uses this to his advantage, twisting the other's head so as to make it more
assessable for his lips and tongue-
crush all humanz: *slides his hands along the other's hips, rubbing gently - in contrast to his almost violent attention to the kiss, pressing
against the other as much as he can*
JazzBabySays: (...yeah, no idea what to do now, flatlined XD)
crush all humanz: ((you know, there's an entire CAR to fondle XD))
JazzBabySays: (.... :| )
crush all humanz: ((awww.....))
JazzBabySays: (I am NOT that creative ._. )
crush all humanz: ((D:))
crush all humanz: ((there's always a gearshift? :D~?))
JazzBabySays: (..........)
crush all humanz: ((what. it's either that or start biting the upholstery. 's about all I usually consider.))
JazzBabySays: (-sighs- ._.)
crush all humanz: ((hey, i'm just expanding your horizons? :D :D :D?))
JazzBabySays: (yeah yeah yeah :-X -)
JazzBabySays: -for awhile his attentions are fully on the kiss at hand, lips locked and doing everything imaginable under the sun, until something occurs to
him... the only warning the other receives is a lopsided smirk before Blackout begins making a trail along his cheek...his jaw...then the head rest, the latter
gaining more than just a quick flick of his tongue or a kiss, but a hearty bite as well-
crush all humanz: *makes an incredibly undignified unf noise and grabs Blackout's hips, teeth practically sinking into the other's shoulder*
Blackout-... JazzBabySays: What was that? Did you happen to say something? Couldn't hear you...-purrs, nipping it once more for good measure - for science! - and doing
so along a seam, wondering if that will make a difference. what else makes him tick, hm?-
crush all humanz: *if he said anything before he's not repeating it, sensors going haywire at the sudden assault because interior or exterior -
it's been a while. He rocks his hips a little shakily against the other's, hands sliding around to rub the small of his back. there is definitely a
difference, fyi.*
JazzBabySays: -oh dear, and here he was planning on rewarding him for saying his name so beautifully, so now he'll just have to do something else... hands
trailing along the holo's sides and down to his hips he latches on while he rolls his hips a time to two, to give Bonecrusher a taste, before his hands continue
their decent, coming across the arm rests...and, like that, without a word of warning he curls his fingers, clawing the full length of them-
crush all humanz: *yelps against the other's neck, arching against him harshly and yeah, better pull his teeth away before he takes a chunk out
of the other, licking feverishly at the deep teethmarks, moaning quietly against him* Do it again, again - Blackout...
JazzBabySays: -grinning all the while he does so, though this time far slower, more sensual in nature. it's so good it hurts-
crush all humanz: *finds himself half-incoherent, mouthing the spot on the other's neck, grinding against him, nails digging in to his back* Oh
Primus.
JazzBabySays: Now really, I'm the one here doing all the work and all you can do is say his name...? -even he's finding it hard to keep his mind in check,
breath starting to come in pants and his movements - while precise in alternating the level of feel - are starting to shake with his building excitement-
crush all humanz: *chuckles weakly, more from his own vocalizer than projecting from his holo, and slides a hand around, lightly across the
other's stomach, trailing lower* I didn't - ... ah - expect m'sensors to be so... hn, sensitive.
JazzBabySays: Oh, I'm not complaining about that...not in the slightest...it's making me wonder what else is possible...-raises a hand to brush a thumb gently
just under Bonecrusher's eye, before letting it fall lightly against the window, the sheer contrast of temperature between his heated skin and the coldness of the
glass causing him to positively shiver-
crush all humanz: *groans a little* Oh...? Hmm... T'be honest, never thought past the "that might feel good" stage... *his engine is rumbling and if
you listen close you can actually hear fans kicking in at this point, trying to cool heated processors*
JazzBabySays: Then it's a good thing I'm here to continue this line of thinking...-fingers idly run over or brush against other components within reach, actually
trying to find something in particular...he knows it has to be placed around in here somewhere, just because the other is a ground vehicle and him and flier
doesn't mean they can't be too far- ahah! unlatching a small compartment he finds the wire he was looking for - a particularly sensitive line, to be exact- I do
hope you don't have your sensors set too high...-except he ttly does, the tips of each digit already running along it carefully-
crush all humanz: Aah...! *his holo makes a strange, almost staticky noise, but it isn't serious and so he ignores it for better things - like, say,
trying to eat the other's face, pushing his hips flush against Blackout's* Blackout- slaggit-....
JazzBabySays: Oh, so you do have them set rather high! -the smug look he's sporting gives away his mock innocence, it disappearing sometime into their
deep kiss. when next they break off, more or less so he can breathe, he murmurs- I suppose if I must I could stop... -he even goes so far as to start trailing his
fingers away, the tips of his nails clacking against the wire still-
crush all humanz: *can't help himself - he grabs the other's hand and holds it against the wires, eyes wide and flashing as he growls* Don't you
dare stop.
JazzBabySays: -lifts his head up and - while that look Bonecrusher has going has Blackout's body responding in quite the positive way - he attempts to kiss it
away, his lips soft and soothing- Well, when you put it like that...
crush all humanz: *he makes a soft noise, his engine whining a little, and kisses back, hand once more moving to slip between them, tracing
inane patterns on Blackout's lower stomach, voice hoarse* Keep this up 'n 'm gonna start beggin'....
JazzBabySays: Don't tempt me...-chuckles, a shudder running from the places Bonecrusher touches him to the rest of his body, his hands in turn twining the
wire around his fingers and giving it a tug-
crush all humanz: Auh-!! *his holo actually freezes up, lagging for a moment before moving at a faster pace, hand drifting lower and lips and
teeth working against the other's frantically*
JazzBabySays: Mmph! -is temporarily taken off guard by that swiftness, almost getting lost in all the new sensations wracking his body. with each arch or twist
his body makes the wires shift with him, fingers tightening from time to time or clenching as he screams-
crush all humanz: ---!!! *the holo shorts out for a second, turning staticky for the briefest moment before returning to itself, and he can't help
but let out a low groan himself, his whole alt shuddering at the other's touch, hand slipping between the other's legs-* Bl--kout.... *oh, no, his
vocalizer is shorting a bit*
JazzBabySays: (...fuck, my laptop's time changed. It's actually 4:30 AM x.X)
crush all humanz: ((....are you shitting me.))
crush all humanz: ((D:))
JazzBabySays: (Oops. Damn, class is going to suck today.)
crush all humanz: ((i wasn't paying attention to what time it was, I'm sorry!!!))
JazzBabySays: (No! No no no, it's not your fault. XD I'm just so pissed with my computer does this, lol.)
crush all humanz: ((jeeze. You should go get some sleep then. :<))
JazzBabySays: (-le sighs- I suppose so. ; . ; )
crush all humanz: ((you should. Damn XD))
JazzBabySays: (Well, nighty night then. XD It doesn't even feel like 4:30 AM. UGH)
crush all humanz: ((Well-))
crush all humanz: ((permission to share this with just oooone person? :D;;;?))
JazzBabySays: (....who)
crush all humanz: ((tracks-mun.))
crush all humanz: ((she's sad no one posts the good porn on the community XD))
JazzBabySays: (...let me sleep on it)
crush all humanz: ((yeah, no prob. it's no biggie if you say no XD))
crush all humanz: ((she'll have to go make her OWN porn.))
JazzBabySays: (for now, the answer is...maybe, lol XD)
crush all humanz: ((XD go to bed, woman!))
JazzBabySays: (OK OK GOING <333)
JazzBabySays: (Damn, just when it was getting hot too)
crush all humanz: ((I KNOW. ....could pause it))
JazzBabySays: (....-grabs the remote-)
crush all humanz: ((WOO PAUSE))
JazzBabySays signed off at 1:26:44 AM.
