exprmentervok: :: Greetings.::

crush all humanz: *annoyed* OH GREAT.

crush all humanz: *0 to bitchy in .5 seconds!*

crush all humanz: WHAT DO YOU WANT.

exprmentervok: :: ... You are a Key.::

crush all humanz: ....A WHAT NOW?

crush all humanz: YOU ARE REALLY VAGUE. *grumbles*

exprmentervok: :: A key, like the two natives that are in my custody.::

crush all humanz: A KEY. YES, I GET THAT. I KNOW VERY WELL WHAT KEYS ARE. WHAT THAT MEANS TO ME, ON THE OTHER HAND, REMAINS YET ANOTHER MYSTERY.

exprmentervok: :: CB-SXC-897-SBJ015. Key to the Flying Island.::

crush all humanz: OH, SLAG. *facepalms* NOT THE NUMBERS AGAIN. I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER THAN THAT. *sneers*

exprmentervok: :: CB-SXC-897-SBJ015.... Do not test me. I am already irritable. ::

crush all humanz: YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT PARTICULARLY IN A GOOD MOOD MYSELF. FLOATING, DISEMBODIED VOICES GENERALLY CREEP ME OUT.

exprmentervok: :: .... Why is that?::

crush all humanz: BECAUSE I LIKE HAVING SOMETHING TO TEAR THE FACE OFF OF. *grins darkly*

exprmentervok: :: You shall not gain that chance again. As much as my race is adver - Stupid female does not know when to be ssilent. -- Annoyance. --- ::

crush all humanz: *idly* MOST OF THEM DON'T.

exprmentervok: :: At least it has the male to talk with. Natives are a social species.::

exprmentervok: :: Data indicates that they get along. Perhaps they shall couple?::

crush all humanz: TELL JEFF I'LL BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD IF HE SO MUCH AS TOUCHES HER. *grumblegrumble*

exprmentervok: :: It is the natives choice. I shall not interfer with the mating rituals. They are perfectly acceptable towards eachother.::

crush all humanz: YEAH, BUT BOTH OF THEM SEEM TO HAVE THIS TENDENCY TO DO STUPID SLAG. I'D HATE TO SEE THE COMBINATION OF THEIR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY COME TO FRUITION.

crush all humanz: *beat*

crush all humanz: ...WAIT, WEREN'T YOU TELLING ME SOMETHIN' IMPORTANT JUST A SECOND AGO?

exprmentervok: :: The data of the DNA indicates that any offspring would be perfectly reasonable.::

crush all humanz: REASONABLY STUPID.

exprmentervok: :: Data does not indicate it to be so. They are both prime examples of fine Natives.::

crush all humanz: DATA DOESN'T MEAN SLAG.

exprmentervok: :: ......::

crush all humanz: DATA DOESN'T ACCOUNT FOR EVERYTHING, YOU MORONIC PILE OF SCRAP AND MEAT.

exprmentervok: :: You are a fool. Data predicts everything. ::

crush all humanz: DATA PREDICTS EVERYTHING? *snidely* THEN DID IT PREDICT SUNSTORM BLOWIN' YER PLACE TO SLAG?

exprmentervok: :: The Quintesson toy was a random factor.::

exprmentervok: :: It shall not happen again. ::

crush all humanz: THAT RANDOM FACTOR MESSED YOU UP SO BAD YOU RESORTED TO USING MIRAGE.

exprmentervok: :: CB-SXC-897-SBJ016 is loyal to us. ::

crush all humanz: I'M SURE HE IS.

crush all humanz: *sourly* YOU WERE BUSY TELLING ME ABOUT SOME KEY.

exprmentervok: :: ...... ::

exprmentervok: :: Why should we tell you?::

crush all humanz: BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT! *annoyed again* YOU JUST RANDOMLY POP UP AND SAY "HEY, YER A KEY" AND THEN DECIDE TO GO OFF ON A TANGENT ABOUT SLAGGIN' HUMANS AND MIRAGE?

exprmentervok: :: Have you seen a map of late, SBJ015?::

crush all humanz: THE LANDMASSES ON THIS PLANET NEVER MOVE. I DON'T NEED A MAP.

exprmentervok: :: Have you seen a map?::

crush all humanz: YES, YOU MORON. INTERNAL GPS. I SLAGGIN' AM A MAP.

exprmentervok: :: Will you aid us? In return, we can give you what you desire. Upgrades, your mate returned to his normal self....::

crush all humanz: ........

exprmentervok: :: Well?::

crush all humanz: *growls* THE ONLY THING I'D WANT TO DO FOR YOU IS REMOVE YOUR FACEPLATE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY.

exprmentervok: :: Pity.::

exprmentervok: :: Your mates form is.... Admittedly of inferior design.::

crush all humanz: *snarls* INFERIOR?

exprmentervok: :: But again, he is the protoform. Of no concern to us.::

crush all humanz: HE'S HARDLY INFERIOR.

crush all humanz: NOT WITH SLAGGERS LIKE BUMBLEBEE AROUND.

exprmentervok: :: ... Again you are a fool. ::

exprmentervok: :: But is does not matter. I have both Keys in my possession to the Disks that shall be required to recreate Nexus Zero. ::

crush all humanz: AND WHAT THEN? YOU'LL KEEP KIDNAPPING US?

crush all humanz: STEALING US AWAY WITHOUT ANYONE'S PERMISSION, TRYING TO DO WHATEVER THE SLAG YOU'RE DOIN'?

exprmentervok: :: Negative. We shall continue to experiment on Three that we have. And one of the natives.::

crush all humanz: WHICH NATIVE? *growl*

exprmentervok: :: You do not need to know.::

crush all humanz: IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, I'LL SIMPLY GO TO OPTIMUS AND MEGATRON AND INFORM THEM THAT WE NEED TO UP THE SECURITY FOR EVERY HUMAN WE KNOW.

crush all humanz: HOW HARD WILL IT BE TO TAKE ONE OF THEM WHEN THEY'RE SURROUNDED BY SEVERAL LARGE, ANGRY MECHS?

exprmentervok: :: ..... ::

exprmentervok: :: We already have one. ::

exprmentervok: :: however, it is none that you know. ::

exprmentervok: :: It was taken from the planets past.::

exprmentervok: :: However, another test subject from this time would be interesting to have. To compare data.::

crush all humanz: WELL, I'LL JUST LET OPTIMUS AND MEGATRON KNOW, SO THEY CAN HELP YOU PICK THE BEST ONE. *deadpan*

exprmentervok: :: Have you forgotten that I have to perfectly viable subjects with me?::

exprmentervok: :: It seems that you have.::

crush all humanz: I'M SORRY, I WAS ASSUMIN' YOU WANTED SOMEONE... SMART. OR AT LEAST NOT SUICIDALLY STUPID.

exprmentervok: :: Any Subject shall do. Perhaps even the pair.::

exprmentervok: :: Unsure though.::

exprmentervok: :: When Nexus Zero is recreated, we shall see.::

crush all humanz: YOU'RE ASSUMIN' YER GONNA GET TO RECREATE ANYTHING.

crush all humanz: OTHER THAN, PERHAPS, YOUR STINT IN THE BOX.

exprmentervok: :: We shall. You do not know where we are.::

crush all humanz: LAST I CHECKED, LITTLE MIRAGE GAVE US HIS EXACT LOCATION.

crush all humanz: IT ISN'T HARD TO FIND A FLASHY CAR SUCH AS HIM.

exprmentervok: :: We are long gone from there.::

crush all humanz: OF COURSE.

exprmentervok: :: When it is recreated, Ariex, Leonicus and Scorpius Shall be awakened.::

crush all humanz: .........*frowns* AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN FOR US?

exprmentervok: :: They are powerful Servants.::

crush all humanz: SERVANTS OF WHO, YOU?

exprmentervok: :: Yes, now they are. They did belong to someone else.::

crush all humanz: WHO? *refrains from adding "...would have servants with such stupid names?"*

exprmentervok: :: It is not for you know.::

crush all humanz: MMHMM. SOMEHOW, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

exprmentervok: :: It does not matter. Back to the Key. Open a map. What do you look at the most, what part of the world?::

crush all humanz: THE PART THAT I'M IN. *grumbles*

exprmentervok: :: Full world view.::

crush all humanz: *shrugs* I DUNNO. THE WHOLE PLACE IS A PITIFUL WASTE OF OXYGEN.

exprmentervok: :: .... You are avoiding this, correct? Danien did the same.::

crush all humanz: AVOIDING WHAT? LOOKIN' AT A SLAGGIN' MAP?

exprmentervok: :: Yes.::

crush all humanz: TRUST ME, I GOT THE SLAGGIN' THING UP. I STILL SAY THE WHOLE PLACE LOOKS.... *trails off for a moment* STUPID.

exprmentervok: :: ....Does it?::

exprmentervok: :: What are looking at now.::

crush all humanz: *opticroll, talking vaguely* EARTH, THIRD PLANET FROM THE SUN, APPROXIMATELY 510 MILLION SQUARE KILOMETERS SURFACE AREA. GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF .99 METERS PER SECOND SQUARED.

exprmentervok: :: Where on the planet are you looking? Do not be like the female.::

crush all humanz: WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT WHERE I'M LOOKIN'? FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKIN' AT SLAGGIN' DISNEYLAND.

exprmentervok: :: Do not dance around the subject.::

crush all humanz: I'M NOT DANCIN'. YOU TELL ME WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT ABOUT THE PARTICULAR LOCATION I'M LOOKIN' AT CURRENTLY.

exprmentervok: :: Tell me, then I shall tell you.::

crush all humanz: I'M LOOKIN' AT THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE.

crush all humanz: *smirk*

exprmentervok: :: ....::

crush all humanz: NOW THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOMETHIN' IMPORTANT ABOUT THIS EMPIRE I'M LOOKIN' AT.

crush all humanz: SINCE YOU KEEP INSISTING.

exprmentervok: :: Which part of the Ottoman Empire?::

crush all humanz: NO. I GAVE YOU A HINT, YOU GIVE ME A HINT.

exprmentervok: ::: .......::

exprmentervok: :: It is important. ::

crush all humanz: OH, I CAN TELL. I STILL WON'T BE GIVING YOU ANYTHING MORE THAN AN EXPIRED EMPIRE UNTIL I KNOW MORE MYSELF.

exprmentervok: :: Very well, I shall return to sharing data observations of the natives.::

crush all humanz: HMM...

crush all humanz: SO THIS LITTLE SLICE OF LAND IS IMPORTANT.

crush all humanz: .......*frowns* HAVE FUN WITH THE ORGANICS. I'LL GO FIND OUT WHAT THIS MEANS FROM SOMEONE ELSE.

exprmentervok: :: Very well. Good bye.::

crush all humanz: TELL JEFF TO BE GOOD UNTIL I PICK HIM UP~!

exprmentervok: :: Perhaps.::