Date: 07/16/2003 1:16:14 AM Eastern Standard Time
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Right now I am basking on the sunny beaches of Rio with Chris, Helena and Mrs. Wayne (did I ever mention that Helena's mom looks hot...I know its ...yeah, but she is...really!) We have been to all kinds of parties, hung out on the beach and are supposed to get to hang out with you guys next week back home. I'm looking forward to it so I will see you then.
Later,
the Bartman
Date: 09/20/2003 1:16:14 PM Eastern Standard Time
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Ok, some things are funny, then some things are really funny...first day of classes:
1. Corey, trucked by Veronica ...again
2. The guys saw Helena in a bikini for the first time. I think one of the new boys Michael, stopped breathing (right before falling into the pool.)
3. New student lost staring at Ms Monroe in SS.."Egypt and South Africa..." I need not say more
4. Chris in 4th period , no pants...(I win!)
Date: 10/21/2003 10:06:22 PM Eastern Standard Time
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Ok, this is me venting....exactlywhydogirlsdohalfthedumbthingsthattheydo?Imeansettingsomeone upwithsomeoneelsewhentheydonotknowwhatisgoingonin hefirstplaceisdefinitelynotcool.Forthat mattergivingaguythefish-eyeandbigattitude,whenallyoudidwasaskthemoutisn'tcooleither.Andwhile I'mcomplaining,whycan'ttheyjustcomeoutandsaywhattheyarefeelingtoyouinsteadofassumingyoucan automaticallytellwhatisgoingonintheirheadswhenyoudon'thavea rigginclue?Imeaniftheylikeyou,then hey"Ilikeyou,Bart"wouldbereallycool,ifthedon'tasimple"you'recoolasafriend..."or"hey,getlost!": wouldwork,butalltherunningoffcryingandotherstuff...arrrghhhh...*$#!WHY???
Date: 10/21/2003 10:07:01 PM Eastern Standard Time
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*blush* Lemme try that again, now that I have replaced the keyboard I just smoked....exactly why do girls do half the dumb things that they do? I mean setting someone up with someone else when they do not know what is going on in the first place is definitely not cool. For that matter giving a guy the fish-eye and big attitude, when all you did was ask them out isn't cool either. And while I'm complaining, why can't they just come out and say what they are feeling to you instead of assuming you can automatically tell what is goin on in their heads when you don't have a friggin clue? I mean if they like you, then hey "I like you Bart" would be really cool, if they don't a simple "you're cool as a friend..." or "hey, get lost": would work, but all the running off crying and other stuff...arrrghhhh...*$#! WHY???
I asked Helena to the dance and she ran away from me crying...Then I find out that two of the girls played match maker for Amy and Chris. neither of them are hip to what is going on and I think that messed Helena up more.
I like Helena, maybe even you know like Helena, but I think she likes Chris that way more...He's my best friend, and he's been having it rough the last few weeks. I know they would be good together so I'm thinkin I should get out of the middle of that. *sigh*
Well, we have this dance coming (that is why I asked Helena out) and I still needed a date, so I asked Amy. Would you beilieve she hit me with the big "maybe..." *like she was debating if doing her nails would be more interesting than going to a dance with me. At this rate I am going to join a monestary.
Well, here's to going stag...
Salute'
Bart