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| March 30th, 2001, OH MY GOD HOW I LOVE FRIDAYS!!!!!!!\ Yes, it's finally official, I love Fridays, and NO I'm not ashamed of it any longer. I hope you all will join me in admitting my Friday addiction. Hi, I'm Dezy and I'm a Friday-aholic. *sniff sniff* WE LOVE YOU DEZY. Ok, seriously, I've been terribly busy. What? Me Busy, you say... YES and YOU can be too, if you'll pay only 1 billion dollars per month to the address following this special announcement. That comes out to only a few Billion Dollars a year. YES, only that amount. And if you call now we'll send you a tinsy-winsy pamphlet with other satisfied customers saying true statements about us that ALWAYS seem to be glowingly good about our busy-ness routine. Oops.. sorry, some silliness was passing it's way through my system and I was powerless to stop its HOLY REIGN OF TERROR!!! oops.. there it goes again. Anyway. I haven't been able to do anything more than link my www.ewwie-weiners.com to my home page here. And YES.. I know my index page sucks.. I'm sorry ya'll, I was trying something out then, and believe me... I've learned my lesson, no more sticking my tongue in orifices that aren't friendly. Yes yes yes.. don't start the lecture, you don't want me going Jackie-Chan-wicked on your buttocks. Oh yeah... I'll slip some Matrix in my pocket and Ham Slap the Donkey Kong outta ya.. YEAH... so THERE!! But yes, Callie has informed me quite dramatically and consistently that my www only leads to my index page. I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW.. I .... <gack cough gack> KNOW.. *dies of a heart attack brought on by excessive silliness and eating cheese fries* I'm out.. and bury me towards the West, I never liked early mornings. |
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| April 2nd, 2001, Darn it, I missed April Fool's.. I mean... I LOVE that holiday.. but I missed it anyway. Oh well, I mean, I thought the whole daylight savings thing landing on the 1st was hilarious, and when I was told about it I kept waiting for a "GOTCHA!" but it never came so I just kinda puttered along changing every clock I got my hot little hands on. Yippee for me!! WHOO HOOO.. YEAH!! I can't believe the months are going by so FAST.. I mean, just yesterday it was Thanksgiving. I really bums me out.. I feel like I'm 200 years old now. Yeah.. back in MY day, sonny, we walked up hill, both ways, with snow on one side and burning asphalt on the other, with NO shoes, NO rests, and it was a 300 mile trip to school and back with 90 lbs of books, 20 lbs of pencil lead.. blah blah blah... I didn't ever plan on becoming boring.. REALLY.. That was always my mom's job. Yesterday I watched my dad's friend's kids. They are like.. 6 and 8. Man... I don't remember being that age at all. In fact, I don't remember anything past Jr. High. shoot.. every once in awhile I'll get like... a flash memory, but past that, I couldn't tell you a thing. Why is that, I wonder. My dad's the same way, he can nearly tell you everything he did when he was younger, until you get to like.. 7 grade or so, then it's blank. Well, www.ewwie-weiners.com will be worked on today. Some time anyway, I've got some work to do this morning, then I'll hop onto it when I get the chance. Check it out when ya can. And.. uhmm.. yeah, that's it. Lates, I'm out. |
| April 3rd, 2001, 'lo all you people who haven't read this thing. You know, I haven't gotten ONE HIT on this page since... like... well, it first started. I'm not kidding. NO ONE IS READING THIS. No one cares what I think anymore, eh? Well.. if THAT'S the way it's gonna be.. see if I care. However, just because someone's not listening NOW doesn't mean that they won't be later, so I'll just leave all this wonderful work HERE for everyone to read... cause I'm THAT wonderful.. yes.. yes, I am. And I'd like to say for the record, that I love spring and that I miss my friend, Jesse, with alot of feeling and stuff. Oh yeah.. and this HAPPY SIX MONTH ANNIVERSARY DJ & CALLIE!!! Just because I never thought it'd happen, didn't mean it wouldn't. Good Luck, ya'll, you'll need it. *cheesy grin* And with those really sickening facts out of my head, I'll be signing off now. I hope everyone who reads this gets screwed within the next 24 hours... because YOU'RE worth it too. |
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