Welcome to the Tonka Zone,

the online home of Tonka Jean Putdog (that's me), my humans (tolerated as long as they keep me in toys and treats), and a remarkably dimwitted cat, which I graciously permit to share my house. Purely for the entertainment value, such as it is.

I work hard to look this good.

The human is responsible for maintaining this site is temporarily residing in New Hampshire. She's working for some graduate degree studying wetlands or something. What sane person - canine or human - goes slogging about in swamps infested with bloodsucking mosquitoes, blackflies, deerflies, and noseeums, not to mention rabid muskrats and carnivorous pitcher plants? At any rate, she's been shamelessly negligent and hasn't done squat on my site for a very long time. Not just for months, mind you, but for years. Take the Featured Poem, for instance. It's been the same one since my site first went up. Not that Jane Candia Coleman isn't a great poet. But would it be so hard to find something different?

Yeah, yeah, OK, Tonka. I'm working on permissions. In the mean, mean time I'll scrounge something from the public domain. Would you prefer Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman?

I thought you said this was about western poetry?

Fine! I'll try to find something evocative by Baxter Black! Cowboy poetry should be right up your alley, given as you're a cattle-herding dog.

Baxter's a hoot, but I was thinking something more atmospheric. Say, Ofelia Zepeda?

Alright, I'll drop her a line. Meanwhile, here'a a lovely shot of you after a recent beauty treatment. Heh, heh, heh.

Ready for Camp Pendleton!


Being as stunningly photogenic as I am, there are pictures of me throughout the site and in an album.


I should say that there have been updates to the the Bizarre Regionalisms page. No, this isn't adults-only. It's not even in terribly questionable taste. Take a look and email me if you know of any odd seasonal activities or colorful regionalisms. There are also some new photos of quilts on the hobbies page. For an eclectic ride around the Wild, Wild Web, check out some links. Comments on the site? Note any links that are inactive? Please sign my guestbook or email me!


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